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8170937 No.8170937 [Reply] [Original]

Hey, son. Isn't it about time you got yourself a girlfriend?

>> No.8170953
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>> No.8170951

You are not my dad, Shatner.

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8170954

Umm...

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but dad, I DO have a girlfriend!

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>>8170955

>> No.8170964

>>8170955
I want to run my tongue under her frozen nose and taste her salty mucus.

>> No.8170966

My dad has never talked to me about girls.

>> No.8170967

>>8170953
Were all the facial expressions as retarded as in these screencaps I keep seeing? I don't remember it being this hilarious while I was watching...

>> No.8170984

>>8170964
that's my girl, baka gaijin

>> No.8171002

>>8170966
That often means that they think you're gay.

>> No.8171018

>>8171002
I wouldn't be surprised.

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8171022

I'm sorry father, but I don't think I will ever find a match as flawless as Chihaya!

>> No.8171035

>>8171022
Even her chest is flawlessly flat!

>> No.8171046

>>8171022
Well you could start by putting that washboard away and finding a REAL woman with REAL breasts.

>> No.8171058

My dad ruined the first and only time I was actually being succesful with a girl.

>> No.8171064

>>8171058
Tell me the story, you clearly have unresolved trauma and it'll help to get it all out.

>> No.8171080

>>8171046
Hahahaha, oh wow.

>> No.8171084

Joke's on you, OP. I don't have a dad.

;_;

>> No.8171085

>>8171058
I was told it was disgusting for me to have a girlfriend when I was 11 or 12.

I haven't had one since.

>> No.8171097

>>8171064
We went on a trip to the beach years ago, and I met a girl who was actually fit enough to look good on bikini. We talked and I think we hit it off just fine, enough for her to invite me to her room to meet her grandma and her cousin.

Then my dad gets all wacky and shit and tells me I need to get her e-mail or her phone number, I don't know why, so I asked her for her e-mail and I creeped her out, and then my dad decides to leave and end the summer vacations right there and I never got to see her again.

She did give me her e-mail, though.

>> No.8171258

>>8170966
This, but my entire family. It's not like I even do anything (that I am aware of) which would imply that I'm gay, I just don't leave the house or maintain any social relationships.

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8171266

leave me the HELL alone and get back to workin pops

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