/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What do you seek? Where do you seek it? And what are you trying to reach?

[「ロリあき」 No.]

i seek ur mom lol and i trying to reach ur dads dick so i can suck it

[Anonymous No.]

/v/ pig shit, go home

[Anonymous No.]

True wisdom. Only within myself. The end of this paradox spiral of a world.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169630

Wearing iron armor by the time you arrive at high hrothgar? How weak.

[Anonymous No.]

seek my cock dude

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkf3eL7Pol0

[Anonymous No.]

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

Are you looking for something that was left behind?

Are you sure that what you left behind is here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169638

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169644
My first encounter with these guys. "Giants are peaceful race and won't attack unless provoked."
Hmm... There are some over there. Maybe if i'll go say hello!
-Get close to one
-Club to the head from above
-Didn't even bounce of ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169678

They tried to warn you by shaking those clubs of theirs.

[Anonymous No.]

Anonymous,

In the name of the Jarl, it is with great regret that we inform you of your waifu's death.

The deceased has bequeathed unto you a measure of inheritance in the amount of 100 gold pieces.

The Jarl's court has levied an amount of 10 gold pieces from the sum, as the lawfully and honorable due tax. The remainder has been commended unto the care of a trusted courier for deliverance.

While all of the Jarl's court grieves with you on this day, we rejoice in the knowledge that the deceased was in possession of dear friends and wealth to communicate unto them.

May this lawfully bestowed inheritance prove as a reminder of your enduring faith in one another, and the Jarl's beneficence accorded unto you both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169698
They didn't even warn me. Just splatted me like passing fly.

[Labarador !!iuszTExGCNs No.]

>>8169708
>The Jarl's court has levied an amount of 10 gold pieces from the sum, as the lawfully and honorable due tax. The remainder has been commended unto the care of a trusted courier for deliverance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169708
10% tax? Taxing inheritance?
What the fuck.
If you were married, all financial accounts should be joint, which means there should be no real transfers of moneys, just her name getting cleared from all belongings and only yours left.

[Anonymous No.]

I am in seek of meaning of tanasinn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169717

Processing fees. All very official. You don't need to understand the details.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169722
This is so bullshit heavy that something in the core of my soul tells me this actually applies.

[Anonymous No.]

This is my Skyrim story (in greentext, for your reading pleasure).

>start as some sort of lawful good paladin, as I've always done in RPGs when it was possible
>try to improve one hand, parry and restoration skills
>shit's hard as well and doesn't improve at all despite fighting a fucking lot
>go to Riften
>try to find a way to dismantle the Thieves Guild
>accidentally do a Thieves Guild quest
>hey this was kind of fun
>start to improve at pickpocketing
>oh damn why is this so fun
>steal tomatoes
>enter the thieves guild
>wow I only have to pay 11 gold when I'm caught stealing someone in Riften
>goddamnit that Extra Pocket perk looks damn sweet
>steal errything
>reach 100 in pickpocketing
>reach 80 in Illusion because I'm always casting Muffle
>do the Thieves Guild Questline
>start regretting the few points I spent in Heavy Armor
>ponder about the meaning of my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169600

Damn it my character looks identical to that except female