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Do you ever hold your poop in your butt as long as you can, so it feels sooo good when you let it out?

I'm doing that right now, been drinking coffee and getting ready for pooping.

>> No.8168986

It hurts to shit when you've held it in.

>> No.8168985
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anal play does feel good

>> No.8168991

Share with us your experience. I wish you an ahegao.

>> No.8168995

That helps with diarrhea a lot. Something about letting it sit in your colon helps it dry out more.

>> No.8169005

No, but I take a lot enemas.

There's just something about pooping out warm relaxing liquid, after which you can do some anal play without having to worry about getting shit everywhere.

>> No.8169008

What do you use for enemas?

>> No.8169011

I can't hold it in too long but sounds like a bad idea if you do it. I some times think how my poop slightly tickles my prostate. Also I have long poohs.

>> No.8169014


What do you mean what?

What liquid? I make my own solution with aquaglide lube (which I have more than enough), soap and tap water.

I made my own enemakit from a pet-bottle and some surgical tube I had around.

>> No.8169016

Yes, but only because I'm too lazy to get up and shit. It doesn't feel good either. It feels like I'm constipated.

>> No.8169019

I thought an enema was where you shoved food up your ass and then ate it.

>> No.8169026


No that's "maruchan noodles". Common mistake, don't worry about it.

>> No.8169032

What do you do with it afteryou shit, OP?

I like to place the shit on my body, it feels really warm and comforting for a while, especially on my thigh and leg area. I would recommend shitting on a paper towel and use it as a buffer so you don't get shit everywhere on yourself and elsewhere.

Unless you want to. I'd envy that, I don't have the balls to get shit everywhere, I really want to try.

>> No.8169042

I want to smell Ai's butt too, OP.

>> No.8169098
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>/jp/-Enemas, ass sniffing and anal play

I love this board

>> No.8169107

+ sucking cock

>> No.8169110
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>worry about getting shit everywhere.

B-but that's what like the most about anal play

>> No.8169116

ah /jp/ is the only place I don't get judged for peeing into a bottle and shitting into plastic shopping-bag.

Toilet is just too much effort.

Gotta be careful where I place the drink bottle almost drank my own piss.

>> No.8169149

Miya's butt is best butt.

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>> No.8169165

I remember when I found out my brother was shitting on the garage roof, because his room was second floor and a window with access to the roof was closer then the bathroom. He also pissed in bottles. This was in 1995. We lived on a farm, and it was only several months after the fact we realized his room smelled like shit and the vicinity of it when I drove a tractor out back towards the soybean field and had the unfortunate chance of hearing a bird on the roof. I looked... "Oh look a pretty bird" *looks at roof automatically, notices tons of large turds* Then my friend noticed I was looking at the roof and also saw. We were in awe of the awesomeness of the artwork my brother made with shit. The whole roof was covered.

>> No.8169166

I'm pretty sure you could fit right in at /d/

>> No.8169182


Thanks to your /v/ pics, yes, yes it is.

Get the fuck out of /jp/ and never come back.

>> No.8169198

Rim my ass, dude

>> No.8169370

Not after being consistently constipated for 8+ months. Just like any other veteran of anal play would probably tell you, there comes a point when your butt just loosens up and the process is no longer painful. Though I like to believe myself reaching these circumstances is not the result of perpetuated actualization of homoerotic urges but simply a culmination of active laziness/poor diet.

>> No.8169373

/jp/ really needs to get over this, "xD look at me i'm weird O_O i like to sniff poop and lick reimu's vag sweat xD" phase.

>> No.8169376


I think you really need to get out of this not sucking my cock, dude phase

>> No.8169379

Get out.

>> No.8169389

Would you prefer cocks?

>> No.8169477

I bet non of you guys had been on the toilet for a week shitting out white diarrhea. I lost 4 kilos.

>> No.8169563

"all fetishes that I don't like no one else likes either, they're just trying to be edgy!"

>> No.8169611

White? Did you get that checked out?

>> No.8169645

Not, him. But yes.
Cock > Butt

>> No.8169670


are you a bird?

>> No.8169692

Facesitting is so erotic.
Too bad real people would literally smell like shit.

>> No.8169697

Did you shit out your brain?

>> No.8169707

I like doing that becausse it presses against my prostate

>> No.8169723

No one cares what you think, cretin.

>> No.8169732
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I love taking big shits.
I tend to precum like crazy when i do that, must be due to all the training i give my butt with the dildo, its sensitive enough to let me cum from anal stimulation only :3

>> No.8169750


Is this you?

>> No.8169773

Hey look, it's some typical /jp/ shitposting.

>> No.8169775
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..But i do the same thing more or less.

>> No.8169803
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Oh! ♥ Your pregnant asspussy will give birth to a big wonderful baby

>> No.8169810

Can you train me too?

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>> No.8169876

please let me take care of you

>> No.8169881

How can you give a baby from your ass...

Hoping someone posts binta san and his giraffe loli.

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>> No.8171142
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>Too bad real people would literally smell like shit

Isn't this a large part of the appeal?

>> No.8171152

Some people just don't understand.