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Do you think you're better than this guy?

>> No.8167576
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>mfw auto-gif

>> No.8167579

At least I'm not in JAIL

>> No.8167590

Let's see here,

-He has a driver's license, and I don't

-He graduated high school and community college, and I dropped out of school when I was 17(19 now), and haven't left my house since.

-He's e-famous, and his name is probably known by hundreds of thousands of people.

Nope.

>> No.8167591

>>8167579
All a scheme by Michael Snyder.

>> No.8167592

>>8167579
He's in jail? Why?

>> No.8167600

>>8167590
He graduated from college? how the fuck? I thought I wasn't as dysfunctional as he is but I'm still in my 1st year (started studying in 2009)

>> No.8167597

never heard of him

>> No.8167603

>>8167592
Basically he got banned from some store hung out at in 2008, and over the years he's tried to get that ban lifted. This time he took it a little too far, though.

>> No.8167611

>>8167603
THe GAMe PLACe must truly be a land of milk and honey if you're willing to do so much to get back in.

>> No.8167612

>>8167600
Yes, he graduated in 2006, I believe. His graduation was prolonged because one of his teachers didn't take his autistic bullshit, and expelled him for a year. She now makes appearances in his comics as a villain.

>> No.8167621

>>8167612
What did he study? Don't you think that being able to deal with coursework effectively shows that he's functional enough, and shouldn't need welfare?

>> No.8167625

What's his name?

>> No.8167633

>>8167625
Ian Brandon Anderson.

>> No.8167628

>>8167621
He attended Piedmont Virginia Community College and got a Applied Science Associate's Degree in Computer-Aided Drafting and Design.

This took him 5 years to achieve.

>> No.8167637

>>8167625
You must be new the internet.

>> No.8167641

I am better than that CWC

>> No.8167642

I wish I could have been the white knight to save Megan from this autistic buffoon.

>> No.8167658

His father was the only thing that was holding that family together. When he died, there was nothing left to keep CWC from doing something overly stupid and going too far. His mother just encourages his behavior, so this was to be expected.

>> No.8167663

Is that Chris-chan? I think he's cool as heck considering the cards in life he was dealt.

I don't understand why people give him so much crap. Maybe it makes them feel good to e-bully some autistic person with senile parents I guess. Scum should grow some balls and pick on someone their own size.

Unless it's actually retards picking on other retards. I have no qualms with that.

>> No.8167671

>>8167570
How the fuck should I know? I've never seen him.

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>> No.8167674

>>8167663
>Unless it's actually retards picking on other retards. I have no qualms with that.
I'd buy tickets

>> No.8167680

>>8167625
Christian Weston chandler.

The internet has a strange fascination with him, and his life is very well documented on the net because of this. People love to dive into his psyche, but mostly he just a lolcow. Actually, I stopped finding his antics funny quite a while ago. Now it's just like watching a person decent into insanity in real time. He's the biggest train wreck i have ever come across.

>> No.8167684

>>8167625
Here
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/

>> No.8167695
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>Christian Weston Chandler

>> No.8167699

>Anal beads – Chris used these once. Describing the experience during a PSN chat, he explained that they became "covered in poo," and he threw them away.

>> No.8167713

>>8167680
>>Now it's just like watching a person decent into insanity in real time. He's the biggest train wreck i have ever come across.

How can a genuinely autistic guy be the biggest train wreck you've ever seen. At least he has an actual reason for being one.

You just haven't seen many train wrecks. Stick around on /jp/ more.

>> No.8167727
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Most of /jp/ is better than him. It's hard to not be better than him. Even if you've accomplished nothing with your worthless life thus far, you're better than him because at least you're not the laughingstock of the internet.

>> No.8167735

I think things are going better for him. He soon becomes aggressive, perhaps mad. With fame that pretty much guarantees pussy.

>> No.8167732

>>8167713
>How can a genuinely autistic guy be the biggest train wreck you've ever seen.

I've read the almost everything on CWCki site about this person, and I can safely say i will never come across someone more fucked.

>> No.8167740

He's happier then me, and has several hobbies.

He also has an adorable childlike personality.


Then again, I'm probably smarter then him, if I was stupid I think I'd kill myself.

>> No.8167748

>>8167740
If you were stupid you wouldn't be aware of your stupidity, stupid.

>> No.8167745

>>8167740
Then i probably got bad news for you. You are stupid.

>> No.8167751

>>8167713
No, really, CWC has deteriorated into a horrible, rancid mess. He's never been normal, but in elder years he has become a being broken beyond human recognition.

/jp/ has its share of failed beings, but by now CWC seems insane in the true sense.

>> No.8167758

>>8167579
Do you think they'd send a person like him to prison? I can only wonder how he would do in prison.

Perhaps he'd make sonichu medallions for all his inmates.

>> No.8167754

He reminds me of Kimmo

>> No.8167767

What does this have to do with /jp/?

Take this shit back to /v/. Reported.

>> No.8167775

>>8167772
Who gives a shit.

>> No.8167772

>>8167767
CWC is one of the greatest otaku in the west.

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>>8167713
Come THE FUCK on...

This is the guy who is an outspoken hater of the gays, but now cross dresses and frequents tomboy/tomgirl sites.

He's even went out in public dressed as women and tried to go into a women's bathroom, only to be chased off by some random guy.

>> No.8167791

Why don't they just kill him already?

>> No.8167796

>>8167758
>Perhaps he'd make sonichu medallions for all his inmates.
The perfect way to form his own gang. The Sonichu autismos Vs. the Aquila knuckleheads. Heaven or hell.

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>>8167775
Someone sees a little bit of themselves in CWC

>> No.8167803

>>8167796
>The Sonichu autismos
Ok i lol'd at this.

>> No.8167808

>>8167732
>>I can safely say i will never come across someone more fucked

Sadly, his situation is pretty common among families that can't handle raising an autistic child.

Autism isn't the same as insanity anyways.

>> No.8167812
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All you need to be better than Chris is being potty-trained.

Chris, however, is a loathesome shit regardless of his terrible life cards. The entire universe revolves around him, he's so lazy he thinks playing LIttle Big Planet all day err day is tiresome, and anyone who dares standing up to his bullshit will literally win his eternal hate, e.g. Lucas, Michael Snyder, Mary Lee Walsh, "Surfshack Tito", Bluespike, Clyde Cash, "Ivy", "Kacey" and Liquid Chris.

Also, just to let you know: Chris named Officer Keino after a troll who used to call himself "Keine Kamishirasawa". Hence the pic.

>> No.8167819

>>8167794
Reported for trolling.

>> No.8167820
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His mugshot.

>> No.8167825

People still care about this guy? I remember /v/ being all over his antics like a year or so ago, then it just sort of died off.

>> No.8167836

>>8167825
Yup when the PSN went down we saw a hiatus of chris chan because that's mostly all he was on.

He's recently done something to get the Internets attention again.

>> No.8167844

>>8167819
Lol u admited i troll'd u XD u mad? hurtbutt fag weabo go play ur 2hu. Kthxbai nerd nice life u fat kid you bleed bacon grease and whens the last time u bathed u slob fucking newfag

>> No.8167848

>>8167844
And reported again.

>> No.8167850

>>8167825
He became trendy topic once again after he went to jail or whatever.

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>>8167848
See this picture? That's me giving fucks. Bitch nigga i go Ham on fools like you. Austismal as fuck or just frustrated so u have to vent ur anger on people over the internet? Probably both. Someone delete your weabo thread cz no one gives a fuck about your opinions bro
buttdoktor verdict: buttfrustrated virgin. When's the last time u got some pussy? never? nice one,. owned? keep trying .. try harder

>> No.8167874

>>8167780
>>8167812
>>cross dressing and blatant homosexuality
>>thinks the entire universe revolves around him, he's so lazy/NEET he thinks playing [insert game here] all day err day is tiresome

Oh yeah you TOTALLY never see Anons act the same way on 4chan. And especially not in /jp/.

Which is why I say this autistic guy is hardly a big deal, but okay.

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>Bitch nigga i go Ham on fools like you.

>> No.8167895

>>8167870
And reported again.

>> No.8167905

>>8167812
I was never potty trained. My parents cleaned me until I finally learned how to do it on my own at age 9.

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yes

>> No.8167948

>>8167905
I too had to learn that shit on my own. Feels good to have someone else clean you.

>> No.8167974

>>8167948
I still remember the first time I learned how to properly take a shit. What I used to do was just wait for my stomach to hurt then go to the bathroom an let all the shit flow out on it's own. Then one day, a turd got stuck halfway on it's way out, and the usual shaking did not suffice to let it free. I called for my mom and told her what the problem was, and she told me to just push it out. I was amazed when I found out that flexing your stomach muscles could actually push feces out of your body, enabling you go much longer without needing to use the toilet.

It all made so much sense and yet I was flabbergast that it had never occurred to me before.

>> No.8168003

>>8167974
Did you have urge to share that with everyone?

>> No.8168019

>>8168003
Did you know that that was the first time I had ever told anyone about that? In gradeschool when I told classmates that I had distinct memories of being a toddler and waking up one morning to find that I had defecated in my sleep, you would think that they would have been able to appreciate what a unique experience I had lived through, but instead I was ridiculed.

>> No.8168028

>>8168003
/jp/ always loved talking about shit.

>> No.8168039

>>8168019
Well i would ridicule you much as i ever could. But in here it would be in vain. But remember, outside it would be all different.

>> No.8168040

>>8168039
You would fall in love with me. Then you could never ridicule me

>> No.8168049

>>8168040
What makes you think so?

>> No.8168057

>>8168019
I actually remember fingering my ass in front of my grandma when I was 6...and asking her to do that as well. That would have been awkward for her.

>> No.8168081
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8168081

Ulillillia is more my kind of guy.

>> No.8168089

>>8168057
What the fuck?

>> No.8168094

>>8168081
Ulillillia is my hero.

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I'm sure his jail time will be exactly like this.

>> No.8168145

>>8168089
I'm not sure but I had to take a shit. Then I probably felt like taking it out with my hand because...going to the toilet and sitting there for fifteen minutes would haven been boring. Probably something stupid like that.

>> No.8168159

>>8168145
Sounds like a pretty legitimate reason to shove your hand up your ass to me.

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>>8168081
I was watching his Platform Master videos, and it just hit me how amazing it really is. Everything in that game is 2D and true 1 to 1 scale. That's pretty fucking impressive.

>> No.8168179

autismicals power level list
Toadyone>ullalialiaallaialaial>Notch>CWC

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>>8168081
Ulillillia needs to be appreciated in HD.

>> No.8168197

>>8168145
No one was asking you for more horrible details. I was expressing my disgust

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>>8168183
yes someone PLEASE post ulililia nudes i am so HARD RIGHT NOW looking at hm (post nude so meido does not meido)

>> No.8168229

Thanks to you i am going to treat autistic people from now on like schizophrenic.

>> No.8168231

I don't come here very often, someone from /v/ just linked me. Jesus you guys really DO sage everything.

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crossboard posting oh the degeneracy

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>>8168231
and why the hell is is called saging anyway

>> No.8168315

>>8168304
ageru - to raise (bump)
sageru - to lower (not bump)

We also have "nokosage"

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