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How is your mestruation going this month, /jp/?

>> No.8165517 [DELETED] 
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8165517

? ? ?

>> No.8165516

little girls don't menstruate

>> No.8165519

I didn't learn girls menstruated until I was, like, 13.

I also though their crotch was like that of a ken doll.

>> No.8165521

How is your masturbation going this month, /jp/?

>> No.8165523

If you mean my dick splooge, it comes out in gratuitous thickness and volume, three times a day.

>> No.8165522

pissing all over the walls

>> No.8165528

>>8165519
I thought babies were born from the ass until I was about fifteen. Luckily I never engaged in any conversation about such a subject or else I would be socially inept earlier than it was.

>> No.8165536

>>8165519
This. I thought they pissed out of their anuses.

In fact when I was like 10 I came up with the theory that girls had penises, but they were pulled back through their legs and between their buttocks.

>> No.8165538

I thought when people had sex, they had to mutually urinate during it. This made perfect sense to me, since piss is the only thing that comes out of wee wees and axe wounds.

>> No.8165541

there are women on /jp/?
News to me.

>> No.8165547

I remember that I started masturbating even before I hit puberty. I had orgasms so intense that it would cloud my brain and I couldn't think about... anything. My cum was really clear and only a little would come out.
Not like now, where every cleanup is a mother fucking bitch of getting the fat globs out of my tummy and pubic hair.

>> No.8165552

Please refrain from derailing the monthly mestruation threads of /jp/. This is here to help all of us to better understand ourselves.

>> No.8165550

>>8165538
The mind of a sexually misinformed child truly is a wonder.

>> No.8165556

>>8165547
I know that feel.
I miss when my parents would leave the house and I would feel excited as fuck at the prospect of rubbing my little penis to some teen porn video. It would last for up to an hour and feel great. Now I barely find anything arousing and I fap for five awkward minutes at the most.

>> No.8165553

i think i had my manstruation last week, feels like shit. my only cure is to go outside for a bit

>> No.8165559

>>8165553
>manstruation

That sounds awesome.

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>>8165547
I remember my first time. I was watching some ice climbing movie with my aunt sitting next to me, and I felt good when my penis touched the bed, so I moved around a few times and I'm sure I made an ahegao face then. I was around eight I think. I hope she doesn't remember that. I also used to try and catch her naked and graze her breasts.

>> No.8165562

>>8165538
Oh wow, I laughed so much.

>> No.8165564

>>8165552
No, you just a faggot.
Stranger faggot than most..

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>>8165553
Menstruation _and_ going outside?

>> No.8165579

>>8165547
It's so amazing how nobody ever told you how to do these things, but it all just came naturally, as if from some primal sexual archive in your brain.

I don't remember my first masturbation, but I know that some of my earliest continual wank material was a Warhammer rulebook. I was forever on the path to wizardry.

>> No.8165585

>>8165569
i just named it that way. i dunno what causes it but once in every month my body forces me to go outside otherwise i feel even more shittier than usual

>> No.8165590

>>8165579
I remenber my first masturbation was to a erotic video of a girl wearing a tiger-patterned leotard. I was so young and so much little came out that I thought I had a disease.

>> No.8165598

I've already had my menstruation. It was disgusting because it didn't start right and there was only a little brown blood at first. When it finally started I bled like a pig for about a week. After that the excess blood mixed with my vaginal fluid and turned a peach color for the next three days. And it always came out when I least expected it. When there was no tissue nearby I had to take a small sheet of paper.

>> No.8165599

>>8165567
I think I had some serious sexual frustrations in my late teenage years. I think I was attracted to my imouto, who was 4 and I didn't know how to handle it. Sometimes we'd play RARELY and she really did love me, wanting to spend all her time at least around me to watch me play games or whatever. She annoyed me though, because she's black I think. I used to slap the shit out of her. Yell at her with my lol satan voice until she cried and she never once told on me. She even sucked it up and stopped crying before her mother got home. Eventually I never touched her again, but I wonder... Maybe I should have just let her suck my dick.

>> No.8165605

>>8165579
I didn't figure out masturbation until I was 18... However to be honest I didn't really give it too much effort. I know for certain I would have never figured out that penises go into vaginas to make babies on my own, that shit is way out there.

>> No.8165610

>>8165511
As every month, awfully. It hurts as fuck, I'm tired and have a headache.

>> No.8165611

>>8165598
Why are women parts so fucking disgusting?

>> No.8165616

>>8165611
it makes me glad I was born with a penis

even at the most woman-like I can possibly get with drugs and surgery, I will never have disgusting woman-parts

>> No.8165623

>>8165611
Because they're parts to make new humans, and humans are disgusting.

I wish we laid eggs.

>> No.8165625

>>8165611
Women truly are the failed counterpart of men, at least when it comes to fisiological functioning.

>> No.8165636

>>8165611

Girls wear skirts to hide their shame.

>> No.8165640

>>8165611
I don't know?
I can't even do anything about it except for getting my womb removed. But that's expensive.

>> No.8165676

>>8165625
Truly. The amount of infection possibilities and extra care a woman needs is not even comparable to men. I wonder why they function so worse.

>> No.8165670

>>8165640
I guess the question isn't "Do girls browse /jp/?" it's "WHY do girls browse /jp/?"

>> No.8165678

>>8165670
No, that's not the right question. The real question is why anybody would browse /jp/.

>> No.8165691

>>8165670
Touhou, VNs, Shitposting.

>> No.8165711

>>8165691
Well, there's your answer.

>> No.8165728

>>8165670
Because they are reverse traps. You know, you actually want to be little girls but they, they want to become men.

>> No.8165737

>>8165670
all the shitposters are girls

>> No.8165759

>>8165728
This made a lot of sense too me.

>> No.8165764

My second period when i was around 15 (late bloomer), I was at a family friend's house and my cramps were intense. My eyes were watering up from the pain and I could feel the thick blood that collected inside of me from sitting on my computer all the time seeping out of my vagina. At the time I was too afraid of tampons, so I wore a pad, which grew heavy from the blood. We were sitting down to eat dinner when I suddenly felt a chunk of something slide out. It felt big and uncomfortable, so I ended up gagging at the table. I left for the bathroom and pulled down my panties to find a thick blood clot a little bigger than a silver dollar. The pain from my cramps pulsated and I felt more coming. I sat myself on the toilet and braced myself for whatever it may be.

What I got was a massive stream of blood clots mixed with tissue and blood. The red, slimy, squishy masses squeezed themselves out of me and I started crying from the horrible feeling. After It was all done, I clean myself up (blood all over my inner thigh) and got back to the dinner, where I begged my dad to take me home.
So he did

The car ride home I felt the blood still flowing out of me at incredible volumes. An overnight sized pad filled up. I felt a wetness on my panties.
The blood was already spilling out.

this was just the beginning

(cont)

>> No.8165778

>>8165764
>>>/cgl/

>> No.8165780

>>8165759
It wasn't supposed to make sense.
Like this board.

>> No.8165786

>>8165764
>>8165764
Cool ass fucking story, sister.

>> No.8165790

>>8165764
I was eating. Thanks, I feel like vomiting now.

>> No.8165795

>>8165764
You women think you have it bad?

Try to live with at least 6 women, whose cycles seem to be set so you had to endure PMS addled women the entire month.

Thanks to whatever gods watch over me, I was able to get a job that lets me have my own, quiet, pms free home and a cat that only demands a petting everytime I arrive home.

>> No.8165796

>>8165764
> cont
I know you are, but what am I?

>> No.8165808

>>8165764
Motherfucking blood clots? I only had a small one once a few years ago. How do you get them? Would eating them be healthy?

>> No.8165818

>>8165795
I have two sisters and I never know when they have their period. They hide pretty well.
Must be bad luck.

>> No.8165820

>>8165764
Once I got home I immediately sat down on the toilet and let my vagina throw up all the blood it wanted. I felt like all the life was drained from my body. Crying, shaking, and cramping up I sat until I thought I could wear a pad and not bleed through in a matter of minutes again.
I cleaned up (this time, some blood dripped down my leg from walking into my house form the car) and went back to my room, traumatized since this was only my second period.

I browsed the internet for a while, shaken up by what had just happened, a heat pack on my lower stomach to help ease the cramps.
My body felt wasted and I didn't feel the blood clots as much anymore
The cramps overpowered that

I ignored all the feeling of blood because I thought I had the worst over with
I was wrong

I felt something warm collecting under me
I stood up and saw my pad had already started bleeding through. The moment I stood up, I felt that same sinking feeling that something was coming, just like earlier.
I ran to the bathroom, where I was soom faced with endless waves of MORE blood clots, tissue, and blood.
It felt like I was giving birth to large pieces of boba and jelly
The feeling was so uncomfortable I had to turn around and puke in between my body purging itself of the bloody garbage. I sat on the toilet for an hour crying, puking, and bleeding.

After that, I don't really remember what happened.
I assume I went back into my room, cleaned up the blood on my chair and carpet and went to bed.

>> No.8165827

>>8165808
I get them every period, but I've never had one as bad as that again
I don't know about eating them...
I don't think that's a good idea

>> No.8165844

>>8165764
>>8165820
Am I the only one who finds this inexplicably cute?

>> No.8165841

>>8165808
>eating them
What the fuck?

>> No.8165842

>>8165795
I've had a few female friends tell me that the whole PMS = Total bitch thing often over-exaggerated by the majority of women.

>> No.8165878

>>8165844
You should seek help.

>> No.8165910

>>8165844
I enjoy hardship stories, but I can't find them cute, no.

>> No.8165920

>>8165844
Well, hardship can be pretty ℳℴℯ~, but this is period-related, so no.

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>>8165820
>My body felt wasted

This is a nice story.
Are all women so vulnerable after their period? Someone should make an H manga of a rapist targeting weakened women after their period and raping them. Hardly being able to fight back because they're so tired and in so much pain.

Sad that I will never be a dad while comforting a girl that is doubled over in pain, holding her over the toilet while she convulses.

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Oh God I laughed. I almost feel a little sad that I never experienced that. Not really.

>> No.8165953

>>8165943
I don't know about other chicks
I don't think so, but I bleed a LOT and get bad cramps, so it makes me feel weak. I know girls who are the same and some who don't have many problems.

Also, some girls don't even get cramps and think that cramps are a lie
It varies a lot.

>> No.8165971

>>8165943
Fatigue is a very common symptom of PMS and during their periods as well.

>> No.8165992

I remember my first period.
Happend in class when I was 13, at first I didn't notice anything. I started to feel dizzy and asked if I could go to the infirmary. There were those awkward glances and then I noticed that horrible brown/rust stain on the crotch of my jeans.
I left the classroom crying, went to the infirmary and stayed locked up there, I refused to leave until my mother brought me some fresh clothes.

>> No.8166030

So are the lumps squishy? What substance would you say they feel like?
Does it smell?
What is the average discharge during a period? (please submit answer in metric units)
Also, what does it feel like when an object hits/enters your womb? Does it really feel fantastic like in my Japanese porn comics?

>> No.8166057

>>8166030
>So are the lumps squishy? What substance would you say they feel like?
You know how boba is super slimey and soft and squishy on the outside?
It feels like that
Sometimes they feel like there's something inside of them and you squish them, blood will come out

>Does it smell?
Yes, period blood has a distinct smell

>What is the average discharge during a period? (please submit answer in metric units)
I don't know average, since there's girls who have light, moderate, and heavy periods

>Also, what does it feel like when an object hits/enters your womb? Does it really feel fantastic like in my Japanese porn comics?
...womb?
I don't think anything hitting the cervix feels good
I would imagine going past that would be extremely painful

... if you mean cum and stuff like that, I don't know because I've never had sex.

>> No.8166082

>6th grade
>sit next to Girl
>Girl has her first period at beginning of class
>she looks frustrated
>ask her what is the matter
>There's a little puddle of fluids in her chair that came from her panties and skirt.
>looks like a mix between Tabasco and soy sauce
>wipe it up with sweater
>I give her my sweater to wrap around her waist with dirty side on her ass
>she goes to office to call parents to go home
>next day she gives me sweater back and thanks me

>> No.8166086

Due to medication, I've been lightly bleeding for almost two months.

I hate my body ;_;

>> No.8166096

>>8166086
Holy shit that's terrible
What medication does that?

>> No.8166108

>>8166082
I hope you burned that fucking thing.

>> No.8166115

>>8165511
best fuck in my life was with a menstrauting girl

>> No.8166120

>>8166108
I hope she washed that fucking thing.

Seriously though, that was awesome and he should feel awesome.

>> No.8166123

>>8166108
I hope he gave her a cum stained sweater. Soaked her in his stink.

>> No.8166885

wonderful, thanks for asking

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