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Your waifu is now real and she is at your door, confessing her love for you. What do you do, /jp/?

>> No.8160512

Shoot to kill!

>> No.8160521
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>>8160512
What, are you a necro or something?

I think I'd be too nervous to do anything with her. I'd pour her a cup of coffee and offer her the spare room, and then go to bed and worry. The next day, we'd probably talk and play video games. I usually take things really slow in relationships ;__;

>> No.8160526
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8160526

I'd need to make her completely mine.
Fuck her senseless until she smells like my dick and cum, inside and out.

>> No.8160527
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8160527

Say that I rabu her too, then have a fun day of eating crepes, playing games, browsing the internets and walking outside. And naturally living happily forever after.

>> No.8160528

Enlighten her that love is but a physical emotion that ties us to Samsara and distances us from tathagata

>> No.8160531

Take pictures and brag on 4chan.

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>>8160512
We come in peace!

>> No.8160529

>>8160527
Would you kiss her in public, say, after a nice walk in the evening at the park? I wonder how comfortable mine would be in terms of things like that.

>>8160528
And then what?

>> No.8160535

>>8160529

Shut the door in her face

>> No.8160536

I want a waifu but I can't find a character withh enough appeal for me. ( ._.)

>> No.8160540

>>8160536
Find a /jp/friend to talk to on skype or something.
Don't ask for pictures, dont hear their voice. Only text.

Draw a picture or make up what they would look like. Congratulations, a waifu.
That's what I did anyways. They don't have to know.

>> No.8160543
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I wonder what she'd make of all the figures and drawings of her everywhere. Maybe I should hide them.

>> No.8160546

I would tell her to fuck off. Real people are annoying and dependant and stupid. I'll stick to my delusions.

>> No.8160551

>>8160543
The gal in NHK found Yamazaki's merchandise endearing.

Rei is a different story, though.

>> No.8160555

>>8160546
> dependent
But this is my fetish. I hate strong willed people who want to make their own choices.

I want a shy and quiet person, who is hopelessly dependent and would be absolutely lost without me

>> No.8160560

Each time I see Tokiko's picture in the catalogue, I open the thread to find out if it's about her. And then it turns out it's just made by that avatarfagging retard, and I cry a little inside.

>> No.8160566

Let her in and offer her some tea.

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>>8160560

>> No.8160575

>>8160555
But coming from Anon this really hard to figure. I mean, you'd actually have to make decisions and be self-reliant.

>> No.8160601

>>8160529
Yes I would~

>> No.8160608

>>8160575
Not really. When it's just for myself, I don't care enough to work on stuff fully and the bare minimum will do fine.
When its for someone else, I usually work till perfection, because anything else isn't good enough.

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8160654

Open the door before she breaks it down. Even if I wanted to stop her, I think there would be little I could do to avoid being ridden to exhaustion. Or whatever else she wants to do to me.

>> No.8160658

>>8160555
So very this. I want someone with an almost yandere need to be with me.

>> No.8160711
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8160711

But I don't have a waifu

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Ah yes! Finally I can throw rocks at her!

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I would faint.

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sell her the ten-key and smile awkwardly as she leaves.

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