/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Never made it as a normal
I couldn't cut it as a poor NEET stealing
Tired of living like an autist
I'm sick of /jp/ without a sense of meido
And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am

It's not like you to say homu
I was waiting on a different touhou
This time I'm shitting
For handing you a shit worth posting
And I've been lewd, I've been gay,
Been to the bottom of every portal
These four words in my head
Scream "Is /jp/ shitty yet?"

[Anonymous No.]

I don't wanna wait
For /jp/ to be shitty
I want to know right now
What will it be
I don't wanna wait
For /jp/ to be shitty
Will it be yes or will it be
Shitty

[Anonymous No.]

He posts the shit as a meditation
And those he shits never suspect
He doesn't play for the touhous he wins
He doesn't play for the autism
He posts the shit to find the answer
The sacred geometry of shit
The hidden law of a probable shitpost
The homu lead a dance

I know that the spades are the swords of a touhou
I know that the clubs are weapons of NEETs
I know that diamonds mean money for Saten
But that's not the shape of my shit

He may play the jack of diamonds
He may lay the queen of spades
He may conceal a king in his hand
While the memory of it fades

And if I told you that I loved you
You'd maybe think there's something wrong
I'm not a man of too many faces
The mask I wear is one
Those who speak know nothing
And find out to their cost
Like those who curse their luck in too many places
And those who fear are lost

[Anonymous No.]

I sit and wait.
Does a Touhou
Contemplate my fate?
And do they know
The places where we go
When we´re gray and old?
´cos I have been told
That salvation
Lets their wings unfold.
So when I’m lying in my bed
Thoughts running through my head
And I feel that love is dead
I’m loving Touhous instead.

And through it all she offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
Whether I’m right or wrong
And down the waterfall
Wherever it may take me
I know that life won't break me
When I come to call - she won't forsake me.
I’m loving Touhous instead

When I’m feeling weak
And my pain walks down a one way street
I look above
And I know that I'll always be blessed with love
And as the feeling grows
She breathes flesh to my bones
And when love is dead

I’m loving Touhous instead.

[Anonymous No.]

homuhom- Stop

With your bird in the air and your shit on the ground
Try this spaghetti and cook it, yeah
Your shitpost will collapse if there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself

Where is my post?
Where is my post?
Where is my post?
Way out, in the archive, see it bawwing

I was bawwing in the archive
Shitposters were hiding behind the rock
Except for little NEETs
When they told me homu is saten
They're trying to talk to me, autism

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

My name is Sanae
I live on the second floor
I live upstairs from you
Yes I think you've seen me before

If you hear something late at night
Some kind of trouble. some kind of fight
Just don't ask me what it was
Just don't ask me what it was
Just don't ask me what it was

I think it's because I'm clumsy
I try not to talk too loud
Maybe it's because I'm crazy
I try not to act too proud

They only hit until you cry
After that you don't ask why
You just don't argue anymore
You just don't argue anymore
You just don't argue anymore

Yes I think I'm okay
I walked into the door again
Well, if you ask that's what I'll say
And it's not your business anyway
I guess I'd like to be alone
With nothing broken, nothing thrown

Just don't ask me how I am

[nght_of !kNGhTSucXc No.]

Autism

[Anonymous No.]

I've got like 10 more of these if anyone wants them.

[Anonymous No.]

Fine, I see how it is.

Jerks.