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Patchouli Thread

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>>8147606
Och, warum denn nicht?

>> No.8147650

>>8147635
Warum sind Sie nicht an der krautchan?

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>>8147650
>>8147635


RAUS HIER ABER SCHNELL!

>> No.8147662

>>8147656
I don't understand a word you say, but I love it.

>> No.8147677

>>8147656
doch. 4chan /jp/ is noch shitpost.

>> No.8147680

Deutschland thread?

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>>8147650
Bernd wurde das Wochenende über panniert ;__;

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>>8147680
Wouldn't you rather be the little swiss girl instead of a little japanese girl, /jp/?

>> No.8147694

>>8147677
Krautchans /jp/ ist /cgl/animexx/. Ekelerregend.

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>>8147692
Being a mountainjew is not awesome.

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I love you, OP. I'll be glad to contribute pics of my waifu.

>> No.8147708

>>8147692
Korean>French>Japanese>American>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Rest

Korean because I can look good with a bit of plastic

French because of cute noses

Japanese because of kawaii clothes

American because you don't have to keep your weight down

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>> No.8147717

All Patchouli art sucks. It's either very amateurish or her face is too scrunchy. I wish I could draw.

>> No.8147718

>>8147692
That is finnish! They are bitches but get started once you give em some alcohol.

>> No.8147720

>>8147692
I'd like to be a Finnish little girl.

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>>8147717
scrunchy?

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>>8147717

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>>8147717

>> No.8147737

>>8147718
Have you read Heidi? or even seen Haiji arupsu no Shoujo at the very least?

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>>8147727
You heard me.

Also shouldn't this really go on /c/?

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>> No.8147743

>>8147741
reported

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I may not like books, but she's a touhou I would gladly read billions of books for.

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Being the only Youkai, who can't beat the shit out of any human just with her bare hands, makes her so moe.

>> No.8147749

>>8147739
/c/ is for anime

>> No.8147750

>>8147749
/c/ is actually for stuff that are considered 'moe' or 'cute'.

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>>8147739
SHUTUP TOUHOU GOES ON /jp/!
yes

>> No.8147753

>>8147692
northern/eastern europe is Castlevania/bat country, tho.

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But then you discover that she has enough toxic and poisonous substances in her body to kill you with a kiss.

To have sex you need this and 3 layers of condoms.
http://www.msa.es/es/msa/?showImg=0&backPid=537

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>>8147753
>Bat Country

>> No.8147762

>>8147753
Switzerland is south and west of Germany though.

>> No.8147763

>>8147753
>>8147692
wait n/m, you said swiss not german, duh

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dynamic entry

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:3

>> No.8147775

>>8147760
>But then you discover that she has enough toxic and poisonous substances in her body to kill you with a kiss.

really now? where does that come from?
I don't really have much Knowledge about Patchy

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>>8147775
This Patchi Faq doesn't say anything about her being poisonous.

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>>8147790
vitamin_ad.jpg

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>>8147775
magicians mess about with mercury and arsenic. I don't think a kiss would kill you, but she's not a shining beacon of health

>> No.8147810

>>8147801
Alchemists mess around with mercury and arsenic.

Magicians mess around with fucking magic.

>> No.8147817

>>8147810
Well, you don't know shit.

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>>8147810
She has diverse interests. My mistake

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>>8147801
>>8147819
lewd...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OExDOinhd1g

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>>8147837

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Where did Patchy get all her books? I can't imagine she had them already before meeting Remi, I mean where would one store all of that in tiny Gensokyo without Sakuya's special little space bending powers? It's possible that Remi already had them from the outside world before moving to Gensokyo, it's not like there's that many authors in Gensokyo would could've written all those.

>> No.8147882

>>8147871
The Mansion gets its furniture from the human village. Sakuya or whoever probably picks up some books from Rinnosuke whenever she's there.

Alternatively: it's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit.

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>>8147871
They were probably in the mansion, perhaps even before remilia

>> No.8147891

>>8147871
She ordered them from book depository.

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>>8147871
Please where can I buy magic books it sounds easier than being a virgin for 30 years.

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>>8147882
I saw the furniture thing as replacements. Having Flan get loose occasionally, or one of Patchy's experiments going awry, or Marisa breaking in, or any number of danmaku shenanigans could wreck certain fragile delicate pieces of western furniture.

>> No.8147979

>>8147871
>it's not like there's that many authors in Gensokyo would could've written all those.
Patchouli wrote some of them.

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Can you please explain me why her? There are lots of tuhus, why the geekish, weak one?

Don't tell me you feel identificated with her...

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>>8147741
Depicted slut is not to be confused with Patchy.

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You wake up next to a satisfied little bookworm. The scent of Patchy permeates throughout your room.

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>> No.8148232

>>8148219
I feel aroused

>> No.8148239

>>8148219
I love the smell of Patchouli in the morning.

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>>8148219
>The scent of Patchy permeates throughout your room.

>> No.8148249

>>8148219
I want to wake up next to patchouli and my entire room smelling of her beautiful scent as she rubs her naked body over mines and smothering me with kisses.

>> No.8148265

>>8148249
Do you seriously consider the smell of musty books mixed with day-old b.o. to be "beautiful"?

I do.

>> No.8148269

>>8148265
Considering that I care little for hygine to the point I only bathe once a week or fortnight, the answer is yes, her scent would be beautiful to me and I'd love to be showered with it everyday.

I would offer to clean her up with my tongue if she needs me to.

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>> No.8148273

>>8148265
The musty smell of books goes with everything.

>> No.8148277

>>8148265
damn straight

>> No.8148289

Patchy will never stick her feet in my face...

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>>8148271
Oh Patchouli, what lush hair you have.

>> No.8148318

>>8148296
This picture creeps the fuck out of me.

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Remember this?

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so is this my blood or yours?

>> No.8148345

>>8148318
But why? She has a sweet and gentle albeit playful appearance. It's as if you said something embarrassing and she gives you a look that says, "it's alright, I think you're cute."

>> No.8148354

>>8148273
Whenever I check out a particularly old and pulpy book from the university library, I always take the opportunity to stick my nose in the spine and get a good sniff of the aging glue and pulp.

it's nice to imagine i'm breathing in Patchy's scent

>> No.8148355

>>8148318
That interested, kind gaze.
I like to talk to this image.

>> No.8148357

i've yet to see any evidence patchy listens to hip hop and stuff

i think she's all talk

>> No.8148403

>>8148357
All librarians listen to old school hardcore rap

No exceptions

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What would happen if I were to cum inside Patchouli, repeatedly and violently?

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>>8148406

>> No.8148412

She would die.

>> No.8148430

I'd be scared to have sex with Patchouli. She's so weak...would she be ok?

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>>8148410
oh shit....i remember that

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>>8147717
Truer Words Never Spoken .

>> No.8148439

>>8148430
You'd have to be extra gentle,
that's what makes it so romantic

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>>8148406
She would shoot you.

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>>8148442

>> No.8148458

>>8148439
The very thought makes me HNNNNNNNNGGGG

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>> No.8148463

>>8148430
Sex with Patchy sounds cute. You'd have to be really careful with her. I bet she'd be nervous and ask a lot of questions too.

>> No.8148515

>>8148463
Patchy's the type that would absolutely love slow, touchy-feely sex.

Bodies pressed together, legs wrapped around your hips, constant kissing. Lewd, but loving as well.

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>> No.8148545

>>8148463
I've got no problem with being careful and taking it slow, but...what kind of questions would she ask? I don't think I'd have many answers.

>> No.8148548

>>8148515
That's not lewd, that's sweet.

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>>8148454

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>> No.8148609

>>8148515
I also forgot the aftersex snuggling and pillow talk punctuated with slow, loving kisses.

I think Patchy would want to clean herself up afterwards, though.

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>> No.8148636

>>8148609
The after-sex shower together......HNNNNNGGGGG

>> No.8148646

>>8148609
She'd probably be to exhausted to do anything but lay there for awhile.

>> No.8148659

>>8148548
>>8148636
And here I thought I was the only one on /jp/ that still had an appreciation for this kind of sex. I'm no good with fetishes

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>> No.8148771

>>8148659
I find that as I get older fetishes don't really do it for me.

After years of chocolate, strawberry, and fudge ripple, all I want is a spoonful of vanilla.

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What are you all talking about!?

>> No.8148810

>>8148800
How we want to spend an evening in bed making tender love to your delicate body?

>> No.8148823
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>>8148810
Yeeeek!

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>> No.8148857

>>8148840
Dear god that's adorable.

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>>8148840

>> No.8148886

>>8148840
awww

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>> No.8148907

>>8148823
I wonder if humans can impregnate youkai...

Would Patchy's body be able to handle childbirth? I know that anemic women can give birth to healthy babies, but still

>> No.8148913

>>8148907
OH GOD I HAVE AN IMAGE FOR THIS STOP THE THREAD WHILE I FIND IT

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>>8148913
YES RIGHT HERE THIS IS HOW IT WORKS

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>>8148927

>> No.8148940

>>8148927
HOW IS BABBY FORMED
HOW IS BABBY FORMED
HOW YEWKAI GET PRAGNENT

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>>8148927

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>> No.8148977

Awesome Patchouli theme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiufAHPRzc0

>> No.8148983

>>8148927
That's not a baby, that's a homunculus.

>> No.8148991

>>8148977
I still haven found one single remix of patchoulis theme (locked girls secret room) that is better than ZUNs original

>> No.8149001

>>8148991
>Locked Girl ~ The Girl's Secret Room
Such an...um...interesting title.

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>>8148977
>What is that smell!?

>> No.8149029

>>8148927
I always though Remi was scolding chibi-Remi, but she was just teaching her how to crouch-guard properly.

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Would you tickle Patchy?

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>>8149032
Her asthma might make that uncomfortable. I'd better resist

>> No.8149053

>>8149032
i would tickle her in the best possible ways. and some of the worst, depending on mood.

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>>8149053
Do tell.

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>>8149032
You will never tickle Patchy to orgasm

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I'm going to assume Patchy uses her magic to keep her teeth bleached and healthy. Though possible she doesn't value her own health, she seems to care for her limits.

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>>8149065
Orgasm? I just want to see her squirming, writhing, struggling against her bonds as she laughs uncontrollably for hours on end. If some of the tickling happens to be in juuuust the right place...that's just a bonus.

>> No.8149099

>>8149092
>>8149061
>>8149032
LEWD

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>> No.8149173

>>8149125
>actually tried opening with winrar
>didn't work

>> No.8149331

WHY THREAD DYING

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Look at her go!

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>> No.8149361

>>8149334
This patchy girl got mad skillz, yo.

>> No.8149365

Hey guize look wata da ya'I find:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtQIltnDbdo

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Patchy is a master of subtlety.

>> No.8149382

>>8149380
hnnnnnnnnnnnngh

>> No.8149398
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>> No.8149403

>>8149398
the irony is that this image showed up broken in my browser at first.

>> No.8149417

>>8149403
That's pretty ironic.

>> No.8149423
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>>8149382
Why are you making that face?
...did you...not like the book?

>> No.8149425

Why is Patchouli so shitty?

>> No.8149428

>>8149403
Did you wave your arms around with tears streaming down your face as a result?

>> No.8149440
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8149440

>>8149423
No, just...

Well, I got you this.

>> No.8149448
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8149448

>>8149440
I don't think Patchy is a dog person.

>> No.8149466
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8149466

>>8149448
Clearly.

>> No.8149471
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8149471

>>8149440

>> No.8149481
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>> No.8149526
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8149526

I don't really need a reason to do post this.

>> No.8149534

>>8149526
I would not kiss Patch feet. They're probably covered in Patch fungi.

>> No.8149551
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>> No.8149580
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>>8149534
hater. Embrace the fung.

>> No.8149604
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8149604

>>8149551
mfw that .gif

>> No.8149609
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8149609

>>8149604
Yeah, it's a pretty nifty gif.

>> No.8149669
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>> No.8149678
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8149678

>> No.8149691

How big do you think Patchouli's cock is?

>> No.8149702

>>8149678
>I'll protect you!

>> No.8149706

>>8149691
She burned that Grimoire ages ago.

Don't talk about the futa Grimoire.

>> No.8149717
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8149717

Bad book-reading form

>> No.8149784
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>> No.8149797

All of these Patchouli pictures suck a big fat hot dog.

>> No.8149823
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>>8149797

>> No.8149835

>>8149797
Well, nothing can truly capture perfection. These will have to do.

>> No.8149919
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8149919

The Great Immoveable Library.

>> No.8150109
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8150109

>>8148977
>Youtube comments
>"Patchouli on Insane Mode"
>Insane
>Not Lunatic

Fucking secondaries

Kinzok On is pretty awesome to be honest. I absolutely loved their rendition of Shanghai Alice of Meiji 17.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRbj_5laSbo

>> No.8150115

>>8149797
You're absolutely nothin'
these images are like... the best

>> No.8150138

>>8150115
Not really. I have way better Patchouli pictures than anyone else in this thread, but I choose not to post them to avoid controversy.

>> No.8150157
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>>8150138

I think you're lying. I don't think you really like Patchy at all. I think you're just a shitposter trying to stir up an argument!

Well it won't work mister!

>> No.8150162
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>>8150138

you're telling a lie.
this is the best picture of patchouli. since I have it you cannot possibly have anything better

>> No.8150171
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8150171

>>8150162
No, you are the one telling a lie, I have the real best picture of Patchouli.

>> No.8150173

>>8150162
That might be the best drawing of Patchouli. Thanks for sharing.

>> No.8150175
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8150175

Patchy can be sexy too. Don't forget.

>> No.8150179

>>8150171
This would also be pretty good if she didn't have such a stupid fucking dumbass piece of shit look on her face.

>> No.8150180

>>8150157
>boinsoir

God damn it, My mind drifts back to that one video with imouto Flandre sleeping with you.

>> No.8150181
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>> No.8150189

>>8150181
I don't care for AlicexPatchy, but their breasts pressed together makes me turgid.
>>8150180
Go on...

>> No.8150195
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8150195

>> No.8150196

>>8150189
Look it up for yourself, I don't remember anything else except one version ends where you look over and patchy's also there and starts talking in french with an effeminate male voice, made me guffaw.

>> No.8150206
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>> No.8150207
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>>8150175
>powerful, well respected librarian and master of the arcane
>sexy
How inappropriate.

>> No.8150240 [DELETED] 
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8150240

i think patchy belongs on /a/

she's on the same tier as cirno

>> No.8150246
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>>8150180

>> No.8150260
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>>8150240
Them's fight'n words! Take this!

>> No.8150263

>>8150240
I don't think you can get anymore annoying than Cirno.

>> No.8150264

What does Patchouli smell like?

Does she smell like Barnes & Noble?

Does she smell like patchouli oil?

Does she smell like old musty boxes of books?

Does she smell like B.O. and tea?

>> No.8150275

>>8150264
You know when you open a new book and that distinctive smell wafts out of it? That's patchy.

>> No.8150285 [DELETED] 
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8150285

>>8150260
i think i was too harsh i'm sorry

that's a pretty good picture

>> No.8150287

>>8150264
None of the above.

She smells like snot poisoned by mercury and arsenic

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>>8150285

>> No.8150291
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>>8150289

>> No.8150296
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>> No.8150300

Why is wrigglebutt posting non 2D images?

>> No.8150302

>>8150275
If Patchy smells like that then I'm packing my bags right now.

Too bad this is feudal or at best victorian era, all the books are hand-written and a great number are probably ancient.

Not that I have a problem with old books, they smell good too.

>> No.8150311

>>8150302
Old books smell better than new ones, in my opinion.
I fear someday the smell of old books will arouse me by association.

>> No.8150324 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.8150330
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8150330

It's late...
G'night, /jp/.

>> No.8150332

>>8150311
Go to a library and pop a boner, and realize how far you've fallen, just make sure no kids are around.

I read often, but I don't consider myself a bibliophile or obsessive about it. However, a dimly lit oaken library is the stuff dreams are made of with me, so the magic library would be fucking heaven. Though a frustrating heaven since the books would all be written in some indecipherable magical language.

>> No.8150333

>>8150324
Wow, what a slut.

>> No.8150334

Good night~

>> No.8150339 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.8150342

>>8150339
Can Patchouli get drawn any worser?

>> No.8150344
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8150344

>>8150342
That a challenge?

>> No.8150345

>>8150330 >>8150334
Sleep well, guys.

>> No.8150410

>>8150344
She's still wearing her nightgown and bow ties so I don't know why you think it's a contender.

>> No.8150529
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8150529

>>8150410
Never said it was, last one before bed.

>> No.8150552

>>8150342
>Worser
what

>> No.8150580

>>8150529
Oh, okay.

>> No.8150769
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8150769

Fun fact:
You can fit in two people inside Patchouli's pajamas/dress.
Three if you're going to fit in Flandre and Remilia

>> No.8150818

>>8150769
Why are baggy clothes so attractive?

>> No.8151682
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8151682

How did you sleep, /jp/?

>> No.8151688 [DELETED] 

>>8151682
Lonelily :(

>> No.8151780
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>>8151688
Oh. Sorry...

>> No.8152281
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>> No.8152314
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>> No.8152316

Has Patchouli actually read SICP?

>> No.8152338

>>8152316
Maybe. It was written before the SDM came to Gensokyo, wasn't it? And even if it wasn't, outside world books fall through sometimes.

Seems more like RInnosuke's thing.

>> No.8152373
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>> No.8152399
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>>8152316
Maybe you can read it with her...

>> No.8152404
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>>8152399
Uguu~!

>> No.8152415

Where is all the fatchy pictures?
Also these threads are the only thing left besides the shitposts..
Why cant we just take back our board and spam /jp/? it will make all the shitposters bored and they will leave.

>> No.8152420

>>8152415
>complain about spam
>spam
Fuck off

>> No.8152426
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>>8152415
Or you could just cool it with the metadrama and post more Patchy.

>> No.8152454
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8152454

She's softer than Youmu.

>> No.8152557
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>>8152454
Soft and poofy and fun~

>> No.8152622

My favorite bookworm~
She looks so poofy and squishy.

>> No.8152623
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8152623

I have a really cool Patchouli picture that I want to post...but it's to big...

>> No.8152639

>>8152623
Scale it! Or put it on imgur or something.

>> No.8152642
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>>8152622
...are you calling her fat?

>> No.8152654
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>>8152639
Na. I'll just do this.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/932633/absurdres-blue_eyes-boots-crystal-danmaku-dragon-d

>> No.8152670

>>8152642
I'm saying she is great for snuggling and loving~

>> No.8152671
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8152671

>Ah...

I can't decide if I like this picture or not.

>> No.8152685
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8152685

On a side note I just got the Touhou Wiki added to DuckDuckGo.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=!touhou+Patchouli+Knowledge

Google haters, rejoice!

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>> No.8152806
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>> No.8152843
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8152843

I'd read Gaddis with Patchy.

>> No.8152858
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8152858

>>8152685
But information about my browsing habits wants to be expensive!

>> No.8152859
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>> No.8152907

guys, you gotta help, make some good /jp/ threads.

>> No.8152950
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>>8152907
What are good /jp/ threads? Is this thread a good /jp/ thread?

>> No.8152961
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8152961

Are all Touhou character imagedumps good threads? Help me out here. I can't decide what's good on my own.

>> No.8152975

>>8152961
No, only the ones with good touhous.

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>> No.8152979
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>>8152975
All of them? I understand.

>> No.8152982
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>>8152961
What's making Patchy so tired? She needs more sleep.

>> No.8152983

>>8152976
WTF SHE HAS NO FEET
THIS PICTURE IS WORTHLESs

>> No.8152990
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8152990

sexy

>> No.8152994
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>>8152983
Patchouli evolved beyond the need for feet centuries ago. Floating everywhere will do that. This is how evolution works don't try to deny it.

>> No.8153012
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>>8152983
She made them invisible. She doesn't want anyone to see them, you see.

>> No.8153028
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>> No.8153031
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>> No.8153039
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>>8153028
I wish I had some cookies...

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>> No.8153057
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8153057

>>8153046
>>8153046
...does she really smell that strongly?

>> No.8153084

>>8153028
Source on this?

>> No.8153130
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>> No.8153143
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8153143

This would be a pretty terrifying situation if it wasn't so poorly drawn.

>> No.8154582

safety bump because im still going through this thread on my own time :3c

>> No.8154618

>>8153143
shes stuck in the table made of shit?
...?

>> No.8154804

bumps

>> No.8154919

>>8154618
Patchouli is in denial about what is happening to her. She is almost fully a table as her transformation is 95% done.

>> No.8154931

Wait, this hit image limit? Damn it, i didn't even notice.

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