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I tried to lose my virginity today by going to a whorehouse, but I couldn't get it up. I was too nervous. The woman tried to grab it and jerk it around but it didn't work. I tried to think about anime characters and stuff but it didn't provoke a reaction. this surprises me because when I'm alone I can get it up just fine... I don't know what happened. in the end she started laughing and just waited until the time was up, and left. is there something wrong with my body /jp/?

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I was nervous my first time, too. You just need to relax and have a lot of foreplay and it'll go fine.

>> No.8145856

Obviously she wasn't hot enough

>> No.8145857

You are trolling. In many ways. At least I hope so.

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8145858

Look I am not gay or anything. I am 100% straight.

But I really think the best way for you to lose your virginity would be in a glory hole stall...
Everyone is doing it nowadays.

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