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8141752 No.8141752 [Reply] [Original]

"Anon, there you are! Why have you been in your room the whole time?"

>> No.8141753

Only your third time? Fucking lightweight.

>> No.8141755
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>>8141752

>That feel when I'm with a normalish family and away from my parents who I wish were dead so I could inherit their money or possessions

It's been a long time coming, but I'm happy to finally be somewhere pleasant. If your willing to take me in, let's sit down and have some dinner!

>That feel when this will never happen

;_;

>> No.8141760

Sorry im late. Needed to hot glue my waifu.

>> No.8141759
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FUCK YOU I'M SLEEPING IN FOR BLAAAAAAAACK FRIDAY

>> No.8141771

I drink myself into a caffeine induced high to deal with occasions such as this.

>> No.8141781
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I saw my grandmother a few months ago for her birthday. "Why, hello [Tokiko]! How's school been?" "Uh... I haven't been in school for several years now, I'm sorry." "Oh. Well, how's work been? Making good pay? Shacking up with a cute girl?" "No, not really any of those... I just stay at home..." "That's really too bad..."

And then she was depressed for the rest of the day. I'm so sorry, grandma.

>>8141771
You can't get high on caffeine, silly. Go get some DXM from the store and take that if you want a high. It's legal and I think it's pretty fun.

>> No.8141789

>>8141781
I always felt bad about letting my grandma down since she was the only one who ever expected things from me.

>> No.8141790

I don't celebrate thanksgiving.

>> No.8141800

>>8141771
Is it an actual caffeine high or a theanine high? Theanine highs are nice.

>> No.8141887

>>8141800
I'm just talking about drinking way, way too much coffee and getting fucked up on it, really.

I don't like proper drug highs anymore.

>> No.8141923

Cheer up. There's just Christmas left to get through, then a few months of peace.

>> No.8141924

It's Christmas already? Shit man, time flies.

>> No.8141929

"Anon, what's wrong? You never talk."

>> No.8141932

Get out of /jp/ you american cunts. You rustle my jimmies with your pretend holiday.

>> No.8141939

>>8141929
This is part of the reason I've decided to not attend anymore family holidays. It's always the same. I sit there, and that's about it.

>> No.8141943

I think that after my parents die, I'll never be invited to another holiday ever again.

Because nobody cares about the silent freak.

>> No.8141949

Reported for horribly retarded faggotry.

>> No.8141957
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8141957

I have always a very good time with my family :D

>> No.8141962

>>8141957
Do you kiss your mother in the mouth?

>> No.8141964

>>8141752
This reminds me of my fuck retarded flatmate that kept holding parties in our flat without letting me know.

I would come home, hungry enough to eat a bear, and find out i cant cook because there are 4 people cooking for her party in our kitchen.

Fuck her. Bitches and whores.

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>>8141957
Nope , but me and my brother respect our mom much.
thx to her we have a nice life and she can be proud to have 2 beautiful healthy sons that respect her
2 houses, huge garden
and huge land that we can always sell

>> No.8141988

>>8141964
>i cant cook because there are 4 people cooking
Shouldn't that be a pleasant surprise?

>> No.8141993

>>8141988
They are cooking for the party, not me.

>> No.8142037

>>8141993

Eat it anyway, it's your home too you fucking pussy.

>> No.8142071

>>8142037
You apparently don't know the horror of being a shut-in in an occupied kitchen.

>> No.8142229

>>8142037
>Try to eat food that you werent invited to eat
>Everyone stares at you like you are autistic
Good job

>> No.8142238
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8142238

It's ironic that I'm starving on Thanksgiving.

I was planning to take the bus to the grocery store but I just realized it's not running today.

>> No.8142241

My family isn't albino.

>> No.8142242

>>8142229
>eat their fucking food
>throw your feet on the table
>don't give a fuck
Like a man

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>>8141755 >>8142229 >>8142242
Abuse of the quote function is only permitted on >>>/b/ and >>>/soc/. Reported.

>> No.8142257

>>8142248
I only reported you.

>> No.8142264

>>8142248
Stop trying so hard. It's unsightly.

>> No.8142260

>>8142248

I like this poster.

>> No.8142270

>>8142264

He's cleansing /jp/ of scum.

>> No.8142280

>>8142270
He's the hero /jp/ deserves, because we only deserve shit.

>> No.8142286

>>8142270
Desperately spamming board redirects does not magically make people leave, contrary to what many seem to believe.

>> No.8142320

>>8142286

Better than nothing. I'm not okay with meme spouting retards talking in 1st person with the quote function.

>> No.8142354

>>8142320
As opposed to the regular meme spouting retards talking in 1st person without the quote function?

>> No.8142401

>2011

>> No.8142426

>>8141752
Why are white people so ugly?

>> No.8142433

Those cold eyes.

>> No.8142472

>>8142433

I can't claim to be one of /jp/'s super-socially-defective elite, but goddamn if that picture doesn't scare me too.

>> No.8143265

because i've lost control of my life

>> No.8143279 [DELETED] 

I never had this experience. My family gathers during the holidays mostly because none of us live on the same continent. I literally have family all over the world.

When it is thanks giving it is just my mom and me and she makes a little turkey for us to eat.

>> No.8143283

I never had this experience. None of my family gathers during the holidays mostly because none of us live on the same continent. I literally have family all over the world.

When it is thanks giving it is just my mom and me and she makes a little turkey for us to eat.

>> No.8143299

I just sit there like a log, I don't say anything or contribute to any discussion. I don't even eat most of the time yet if I don't go I get calls from my family all year asking me why I didn't go. My father's family acts like I grievously injured them if I don't go yet yet I have as much to do with what is going as a piece of furniture.
What is it with people forcing you to be places you don't want to be where you will do nothing? Do they just want to say "Hello anon" and be about their way? What do they get out of it? They seem like happy people, why do they care what I do on the holidays when I only see them 2-3 a year? Are white people any different?

>> No.8143313

*gigle* yes, how is it going?

...

Gotta do something in my room
/jp/
Complain about my parents in holydays
Masturbate
Share the time with anon.

Fuck you family, I'm not normal and you know it

>> No.8143326

My parents are thousands of miles away and my thanksgiving is a sandwich and eggnog. I don't give a shit.

>> No.8143340

>>8143326
I'm pretty jealous about your eggnog, actually...

>> No.8143357
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8143357

Thanksgiving sucks.

I wish I had my own apartment and didnt have to deal with phonecalls or random guests. Cook my own food and do what I want to do.

Holidays in general are mass-market consumerist bullshit.

Turkey is pretty good tho

>> No.8143358

>>8143313
At least they think you might be normal, my family interprets my awkwardness and lack of girlfriends as me being gay. Little do they know I love girls, just the little 2D ones...

>> No.8143386

I'm going to spend the thanksgiving dinner hours lying in bed with my cat

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