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Why do I have a feeling that Reimu smells real bad? She probably reeks of sweat and unwashed clothes.

>> No.8140275
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8140275

youkai don't bathe

>> No.8140276

>>8140265
You just got some form of synesthesia.

>> No.8140270

I want Reimu to fart on my dick

>> No.8140295 [DELETED] 

>>8140276

Well, I hear music as colours. Does that count?

>> No.8140302

>>8140276

How so? I can hear music as colours, but I don't know how this example is the same

>> No.8140315

>>8140302
You smell pictures.

For myself, i can read people like an open book.

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>>8140295
Huh? What are you talking about?

>> No.8140329

>>8140323
dude

>> No.8140343

>>8140315
funny i have that too, i guess most people are just kind of predictable

>> No.8140352

>>8140343
More or less.

>> No.8140369

>>8140315

Not as often as I see colours with music, but yeah, I guess I can. It's more of a feel thing too. Seeing bright photos will make me feel the sun, seeing snowy photos will make me cold, etc.

>> No.8140376

I can see latent homosexuality in people, not lying, I got it right with my cousin and a couple of guys from college.

>> No.8140380

>>8140376
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Gaydar

>> No.8140381

I'd like her sweat

>> No.8140384

>>8140376
Like the lines of death except they're rainbows?

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>>8140376

>> No.8140407

>>8140376

Gaydars are usually found in homosexuals though...

>> No.8140412

That's called smelling good, fag.

>> No.8140415

>>8140384
He can sever them with his penis and make you straight

>> No.8140427

>>8140412

>implying Reimu doesn't smell like shit

Yeah, ok.

>> No.8140478

>>8140427
That's called smelling good, fag.

>> No.8140491

I wish I could smell their farts

>> No.8140552

>>8140427
Who are you quoting?

>> No.8140588

>>8140265
Why do trolls keep posting this?
Why are these threads not erased on sight?

Especially for Reimu of all people- please. Her costumes SIGNATURE FEATURE shows plainly that she bathes daily.

Dry shaving of underarms? Not bloody likely.

Take this meme to someone like Patchoulli, Marisa or Alice. Some character who wears enough clothing they can hide a lack of clenliness...

>> No.8140607

>>8140588
>Take this meme to someone like Patchoulli

Patchouli-sama has waterproof books in canon which allow her to read in the bath.

Try again.

>> No.8140611

>>8140588
she burns off the hair

so she smells like sweat, youkai blood, and burnt hair

>> No.8140613

>>8140588

>Marisa

It's in canon that Marisa bathes.

>Patchouli, Alice

Non-physically active Youkai probably don't smell.

>> No.8140617

>>8140588

Maybe she just doesn't grow underarm hair.

>> No.8140623

In feudal Japan, men practiced better hygiene than women.

Gensokyo is littered with rags.

>> No.8140630

Do Touhous menstruate?

>> No.8140628

>>8140623
Even though it was better, I suspect their hygiene was still lackluster.

>> No.8140637

>>8140588

Why are you so frustrated? So what if Reimu reeks? Are you personally affected?

>> No.8140638

>>8140628
No presurized water tends to do that. Probably still don't smell terrible, the body is completely capable of keeping its own.

>> No.8140634

>>8140613
You're not physically active. Do you smell after a few days?

>> No.8140645

>>8140265

Only if she doesn't wash her delicious armpits.

>> No.8140646
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8140646

Do Touhous have tiny, fuzzy women mustaches?

>> No.8140648

>>8140634

What makes you think I'm non-physically active? I lift weights at my home gym and I virtually cannot get my shirt to smell.

Through experimenting over the course of 3 months, I finally discovered that the only way to get my shirt to smell is to put it in a waterproof bag with damp socks, and leave it in there for 2 weeks.

>> No.8140653

>>8140630
Do VN protags masturbate?

>> No.8140728

holy shit you gusy are angsty hahaha

>> No.8140790

I often wonder what fictional characters smell and taste like. With Reimu I imagine a very heavy sweat scent mixed with the a tinge of sweet onion. All in all she'd have a rich flavor about her.

>> No.8140792

Lacking a sense of smell I sometimes wonder what I'm really missing out on

Seems like there are equal numbers of bad and good smells

>> No.8140795

all touhous reek, it's not like they have running water in gensokyo or anything

>> No.8140799

Sounds arousing.

>> No.8140827

I'll lick her clean, like cat.
I'll then cover and fill her up with so much semen, she'll smell like my cock and cum inside and out.

>> No.8140843

>>8140792
Oh, cool. A fellow anosmic.

I don't thing we're missing out. Smelling sounds like the worst thing ever. It just sounds so invasive and annoying to deal with.

>> No.8140852

>>8140792
>>8140843
Oh god. So when you cook delicious food, you guys can't smell it? That's terrible!

>> No.8140860

>>8140843
You're missing out on all the smell associated memories.

>> No.8140865

>>8140860

This. Smelling immensely helped me with my LSAT preparation.

>> No.8140869

>>8140852

I also can't smell farts, shit, body odor, piss, rotten meat, or vomit.

>> No.8140879

>>8140869
You don't know what you're missing out on.

>> No.8140882

>>8140843
You're missing out on half the experience of enjoying food. Just ask anyone to try eating something while holding their nose, they'll tell you it almost tastes nothing.

>> No.8140885

>>8140869
Farts are amazing, anon.

>> No.8140886

>>8140869
>Doesn't love rotten meat in the morning
Get out.

>> No.8140893

>>8140885
Fruits give me smelly farts, especially watermelon. Sometimes I fap while sticking my face near my ass and smelling my farts. Nothing feels better than going slightly dizzy with the smell.

>> No.8140901

>>8140882
I still taste a lot in food, although I can hold my nose and try something and it tastes the same so I guess I'm missing out on tastes I can only imagine.

>> No.8140911

>>8140265

>Sweat and unwashed clothes

Oh God that's hot

>> No.8140918

how close can you get your face to your ass while fapping?

You must be flexible as fuck

>> No.8141484

Given her lazy nature, Reimu probably doesn't even wipe when she goes teetee.

I don't see a problem here at all.

>> No.8141491

>>8140918
I can get my tongue to touch the tip of my penis if that can help you visualize how close my head gets.
I get under the blankets to do it though.

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>>8140630
On a serious note, yes.

The original purpose of skirts in general and the first bloomers were to allow menstrual blood to trickle down girl's legs as they went about their business as they did not have proper female sanitation devices way back in the day. If they wore pants, they would get dirty and could lead to infection.

Since Gensokyo is rather medieval, every Touhou wears a skirt (besides Mokou), and most wear bloomers, it goes without saying that a majority of them menstruate.

THE MORE YOU KNOW!

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>>8141530
>The original purpose of skirts in general and the first bloomers were to allow menstrual blood to trickle down girl's legs as they went about their business as they did not have proper female sanitation devices way back in the day

If only I could witness and fap to such deliciousness

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>>8141530

>> No.8141739

>>8140265
Guess we'll never know since none of them are real. You guys think to hard about this shit.

>> No.8141750

>>8141739
Thinking about it makes it more real in your mind anon.

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