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8139628 No.8139628 [Reply] [Original]

All your dakimakura are suddenly alive, and remember everything you did with them.


How fucked are you?

>> No.8139630

QUALITY THREAD

>> No.8139637

I reach for my broadsword.

>> No.8139639

I don't own a dakimakura. If I did, it would be exclusively for cuddling. People who do lewd things with their dakimakura might as well just buy sex toys.

>> No.8139642

>>8139630

Ohhhhh man whatever happened to

>> No.8139649

this reminds me of that sexy losers comic where a blow up doll comes to life and instantly hangs herself.

>> No.8139656

>>8139628
dakimakura is "over the hill"
sitting in a box under my bed
Because it has faded so much
and the seams are coming apart in places
After being washed every few months
for many, many months.
and I don't want to throw it away


Not sure about this one,

>> No.8139746

I would be fine if I wasn't sleeping with her I would be sleeping with my girlfriend . I think they would be both mad....

>> No.8139824

It's just a bag of sand.

>> No.8139847

He'd be begging for more

>> No.8139856

>>8139824
And a woman is just a lump of flesh. At least the bag of sand can't bitch and whine at you.

>> No.8139860

>>8139856
/jp/ - Misogyny General.

>> No.8139908

>>8139860
Sup female.

>> No.8139914
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8139914

I'm goin' to hell.

>> No.8139918

>>8139860
Don't flatter yourself, woman. I hate men just as much. It just so happens I'm heterosexual and there's very little I can do about it.

>> No.8139921

I think she'd have instant Stockholm's. She would just purr at me and we'd do it again and again and again... Just like the old times.

>> No.8139928
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8139928

I kissed her, and that's about it. We haven't been together for very long. She'd probably just blush.

>> No.8139932

Considering she must love me back, she'll take care of me for the rest of my life.

>> No.8139943

Pretty fine. I'd probably get a knife and cut her open and rip the stuffing out, now that I can hear her scream.

Is that wrong?

>> No.8139947
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8139947

She'd probably just do Yuuka things and tease me a bunch, because all I've done with her is cuddle, talk, and kiss her every once in a while

>> No.8140020

>>8139918
>i have been rejected by a lesbian

>> No.8140503

Bump

>> No.8140512

I kiss her when I wake up and kiss her before I sleep and I kiss her when we fuck. If she's not happy being with me, then I can just get myself a non bootleg dakimakura.

>> No.8140548
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8140548

I treat her so nice, she'd not want to leave.
Would be nice having something naturally warm to hold.

>> No.8140553

Okay so some of you fuck your pillows and that's fine.

How many of you DON'T?

>> No.8140557
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8140557

She doesn't sleep soundly, so I doubt she would have minded me cuddling with her.

If she did, I'd make her a hamburger and all would be well.

>> No.8140564

If I had one, I'm sure it would just be a highfalutin' poster I have tacked up on the wall rather than as a pillow. I'm not sure what's worse-- sexually molesting someone or leaving someone nailed to a wall for eternity.

>> No.8140569

>>8139649
lol sauce

>> No.8140579
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8140579

I think the question is...

How fucked would the the dakimakura be?

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8140830

http://www.hobbyheart.com/evangelion-dakimakura-hugging-body-pillow-cover-p-97.html

>> No.8141027

She'd instantly fall in love with me for providing her with satisfaction.

>> No.8142017

bump

>> No.8142022
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8142022

My dakis will have catfights with each other.

>> No.8142048

As i hide my powerlevels like a boss i dont own any "otaku" related goods of any kind.

>> No.8142054

>>8142048
implications that people enter your room/apartment and can judge you
implications that you are normal

>> No.8142089

>>8142048
Stop being such a disgusting casual.

>> No.8142324
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8142324

Momoyo would probably beat my ass for keeping her in a box in my closet because I'm living with my parents while going to college

>> No.8142334

>>8140553
I don't.

I think mine would leave me because I'm a huge annoying faggot and he probably hates cuddles.

>> No.8142703

>>8142324
So? I live with my parents while going to college and I still have my dakimakura in use.

>> No.8142716
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8142716

>>8142703

It just crosses the line of what I feel comfortable having around them

>> No.8142744

> All your dakimakura are suddenly alive,
GOOD. Now this w...

> and remember everything you did with them.
.. I'm fucked, indeed.

>> No.8142789

>>8142716
I got a custom one made that wasn't very lewd so I guess mines alright to have out

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