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http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/03/29/obese-ohio-man-fused-chair-sat-2-years/

Which one of you faggots was this?

>> No.8139161

>Officers who responded to the scene said that the man's skin was fused to the fabric of chair and that he was sitting in his own feces and urine with maggots visible.

wat

>> No.8139158

I get up like every 15 minutes or so

>> No.8139166

OP wants to attend a /jp/ meetup but he is fused to his chair and can't go

too bad he is ugly as fuck and won't be allowed

>> No.8139170
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8139170

we already did this lovely, wacky thread like 500 times

like, last year

lrn 2 /g/ - Guro

>> No.8139175
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8139175

>The unnamed man lived with two able-bodied roommates -- including his girlfriend.
>Officers who responded to the scene said that the man's skin was fused to the fabric of chair and that he was sitting in his own feces and urine with maggots visible.

And these people saw nothing wrong with this at all?

>> No.8139182

How is that even possible.

>> No.8139179

>>8139175
Some people also don't see anything wrong with sitting in a chair for 2 years straight in their own shit and maggots

So...

>> No.8139183

>>8139170
Well he did post a slowpoke...

>> No.8139187

>>8139179
To be fair, he was kinda... fused with the chair.
Wasn't much he could do

>> No.8139196

Friends and a girlfriend, obviously not from /jp/

>> No.8139199

>The landlord told WTRF that the man used to be an active person and said she had no idea how bad his condition was since he covered himself with a blanket every time she came to visit.

The fact that the place would smell like HELL should set off a few alarms.
Infact the man is clearly not sane and the people around him should have taken responsibility and called for help.
There should be laws against that sort of stupidity.

>> No.8139208

>>8139206
maybe he had a Wii or something.

>> No.8139206

>>8139196
>even a fatass who sits in his chair for 2 years straight can get a girlfriend

No excuse

>> No.8139209

>>8139206
He must have been alpha as fuck to pull that off.

>> No.8139212

>>8139206
you want his gf?

>> No.8139238

>>8139206
Well if he can sit and not do anything for 2 years straight, then he must be loaded. Makes sense.

>> No.8139263

I wonder how he passed his time and is he alive to tell about it?

I think this is bullshit story.

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8139276

Oh god. This is `news' in America? It's even in the `Health' section.

>> No.8139426

>>8139276
>This is `news' in America?
No this is fox news which is completely different from actual news. Aything with fox in it just pay no mind to it.

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