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>> No.813665

Why is Tewi such a bitch?

>> No.813669

gasp

>> No.813678
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813678

Because Reisen is a crappy character.

>> No.813681

>>813665
Because she can't cum.

>> No.813683

>>813678

WHY YOU

>> No.813855

>>813681
I could cum in her.

>> No.813864

I thought those things were fake.

>> No.814548

>>813864
What, the yukkuris?

>> No.814551

>>814548
Reisen's ears, I think he meant.

>> No.814557

>>813681
explain

>> No.814565

>>814551
We will never know.

>> No.814596
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>>813864
No, canon has proven other wise. It was just a fan joke.


But she does still shoot suppositories

>> No.814602
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814602

>>814557

>> No.814610

>>813678
FUCK YOU, REISEN IS LOEV.

>> No.814619

>>813659
The more I see that image and the strips after it, the more I love Tewi
Also, that's not THE Reisen (as in R. Udongein Inaba), but the Yukkureisen.

>> No.814622
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814622

Fweem

>> No.814626
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814626

OTAKON, QUIT SENDING ME TO /JP/ THEY DONT EVEN HAVE METAL GEAR!

>> No.814624

>>814619
Actually, the artist says that it's the real one, after catching the yukkuri virus. That, of course, doesn't explain why she became retarded, but anyhow.

>> No.814630

>>814624
>doesn't explain why she became retarded
Reisen was always retarded.

>> No.814640
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>> No.814647
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>>814626
Nice camo, but I can see you Snake.

>> No.814648
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814648

>>814624
>yukkuri virus
Resident Yukkuri?

>> No.814650

>>814630
RAGE

>> No.814657

>>814648
It seems to be mostly contained, so far only Reisen and Remilia (and perhaps Flandre) have been infected.

>> No.814659

>>814640
i almost real life HHNNGGGed.

>> No.814663

>>814624
>>814630
Yukkris are retarded anyway.

>> No.814665

>>814557
it's about a doujin.

>> No.814667
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814667

>>814657
Any cure, other than a Bolter round to the head?

>> No.814674

>>814667

They must be purged.

>> No.814675

>>814663
They are, that's the point, but it's not explained why the minds of perfectly sane and intelligent Toehoes get fucked up. I mean, Yukkureisen was laughing like an idiot after Tewi tried to sell her as food. Unless it affects/shrinks the brain.

>> No.814683

>>814674
But then what would we use for stress relief?

>> No.814685

>>814657
Also, what about the other Yukkuris? Do they originate from that virus?

>> No.814687

>>814665
Which doujin?

>> No.814698

>>814685
Not specified, but they're irrelevant to the original character. Yukkureimu and Marisa, at least.

>> No.814712

But who created the virus?

>> No.814719

>>814712
Narrativium, most likely. Enough people thought of it, and here it is.

>> No.814740

>>>/v/16174856

>> No.814770

>>814683
We'll leave a few alive. They will "reproduce" and once their numbers grow big enough again, we start over. Rinse and repeat.

>>814675
See >>813678
Their brain can't be much bigger than that fist.
However, Yukkuris' intelligence factors appear to vary a lot: Yukkuremilia and Yukkureimu are able to speak more or less properly (Yukkuremilia being slightly better)

>> No.814788

>>814770
>(Yukkuremilia being slightly better)
...before being tortured, murdered, and eaten by her sister, that is.

>> No.814789

>>814770
Initially, Yukkureimu could only say "take it easy", but she learned some things afterwards. Remilia probably remembers words from before the infection, but Reisen doesn't. The only certainty is that they're quite stupid, and they seem to believe that the world is fun and games.

>> No.814810
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>>814788
That was outside of Makako canon (fanon?). Flandre does bully her, though, and surprisingly seems to have some intelligence and malice.

>> No.814820
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814820

Fuck you guys, I want to take yukkureisen home.

>> No.814823

>>814788
You make it sound as if that was bad

>>814789
Perhaps Patchy or Sakuya thought her. That doesn't explain why Eirin didn't educate Yukkureisen.
I think >>813659 implies Yukkureisen fled Eientei and Tewi, not knowing of the virus, found her.

>> No.814833
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814833

Yukkuri is serious fucking business

>> No.814848
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>> No.814850

>>814823
Perhaps, either that or the knowledge of 500 years takes some time to fade.

The conclusion strip has Eirin saying "Were you bullied by Tewi again?" which I assume means that everyone knows who she is, and Tewi has a tendency of doing things like that.

>> No.814859

>>814687

>> No.814860

>>814820
Eirin already did, and with debatable intentions...

>> No.814869

Eirin's just giving Udonge a temporary moment of relief, when they get home she'll lock her in a glass box.

U: Led be oud! ;_;
E: Oh, you don't like it there?
*takes her out*
U: *smile*
E: *puts her in a smaller box*
U: .....! .....!

>> No.814871

>>814869
IS DAT SUM COPYPASTA?

>> No.814883

>>814871
Why yes it is, actually.

>> No.814889
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814889

>>814883
Can I have some?

>> No.814905

>>814869
FUND IT!

Also, I forgot Yukkumarisa has some speech skills.

>> No.814911

>>814889
I apologize, sir, I'm afraid copypasta is only served at the cook's whim. A certain amount of luck is involved, as you will have to come at the right time.

>> No.814924

>>814905
Speaking of FUND IT, here's one more.

Yukkari: *bounce* I'm the the strongest youkai of Gen-
Reimu: Oh, shut up. (turns her over)
(wobble wobble)
Y: Reibuuu, durn be ober! ;_;

>> No.814928

>>814905
Marisa seems to be an irregularity, sometimes she does, sometime she doesn't.

>> No.814977
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>> No.816615

>>814687

>> No.816662

>>814820
Yay! Happy ending!

>> No.818239

>>814687

>> No.818331

>>816662

Is it, Anon? Is it?

>> No.818348

>>816662
>>814869

>> No.819344

>>814687

>> No.820385

^

>> No.820502

>>814977
Can anyone figure out the middle part of this?

The 9 is confusing me.

>> No.820528

>>814977
Could someone translate this one.

I think it's "Freeze it easy!" but I'm not sure.

>> No.820538

BABIES!

>> No.820543
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820543

it's too sad

>> No.820547

>>820502
Isn't a circled 9 Cirno's nickname?

>> No.820848

>>814665
This thread will continue being bumped until I get a name for that doujin.

>> No.821061

BWEEEEEEEH

>> No.821665

>>820502
>>820547
This is just guessing, but if the 9 is meant to be pronounced as "ku", then is says "yukkuringaringu korudo" (yukkuringaring cold). Must be a reference to something.

>> No.821664

>>821659
I know.

>> No.821692

>>821665
I think it's just a reference to Letty's 'Lingering Cold' spell card (she... does have one called that, right?). But I'm not sure whether the ⑨ is being used as 'baka' or 'ku'.

>> No.821727

>>821692
... It's being used as "baka". Think about it, man. Cirno.

>> No.821736

>>821727
I was just allowing for other possibilities, I'd rather let /jp/sies draw their own conclusions.

>> No.821774

>>821692
Oh, right, "ringeringu korudo". It's used as "ku", but due to the two lines whose name I never bothered learning, it's "gu". Advanced puns.

>> No.821808

>>821774
Do you mean ten ten?

>> No.821862

>>814596
What?

>> No.822447
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822447

>>814977
Why is Letty associated with a cup of coffee/hot chocolate?

>> No.822451

>>822447
She has trouble waking up.

>> No.822452
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822452

All I know is she has more cushion for the pushin', and makes my rockin’ world go round.

>> No.822456

>>822447
she sleeps for 8 months till winter so yeah.

>> No.822809

>>820848

>> No.824171
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824171

fresh out of 2chan
also: >>820848

>> No.824185

>>824171
Inaba Box. Also this needs translation so I can get to editing it.

>> No.824644

>>824171
We need a translation of this, stat!

>> No.824662

>>822447
The bast part of waken' up, is Letty with a cup!

>> No.824697

>>824171
My effort to become a mizumanjuu (water manjuu?) has resulted in this!!!

I'm sinking!!!
Someone help me!!!

All the sfx are the sounds of her drowning.

>> No.825025

bump for massive update
http://jun.2chan.net/b/res/7842926.htm

>> No.825195

>>824697
It's more like "this is the result of trying to imitate a mizumanjuu". This line, with variations, is used often in yukkuri lines.

>> No.825927

>>822452
LETTY IS HUGE
THAT MEANS SHE HAS A HUGE ASS
RIP AND TEAR
RIP AND TEAR HER ASS!

>> No.826166

http://jun.2chan.net/b/src/1213502406784.jpg

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>> No.826303

>>826166
I love the expression on the yukkuri getting eaten.

Also, are there any yukkuri papercrafts?

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>>826303

>> No.826438

>>826346
Oh yes. An army I shall make.

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