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How do you say "Witch Touhou would you fuck?" in your native language?

I asked /int/ some days ago, I got a few responses, so this is all I know:

Chinese:
>那个头猴你想干
or
>那個頭猴你想幹

Spanish:
>Touhou que se vete a la mierda?

Slovenian:
>Kateri Touhou bi vraga?

Finnish:
>Mikä Touhou olisit vittu?

Estonian:
>Touhou, který byste kurva?

Japanese:
>中出しされるの喜び

>> No.8130709

>French
Je te reporte sale fils de pute.

>> No.8130712

>Spanish
chupa mi pene, vato.

>> No.8130713
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>>8130701
>Witch
Ugh.

>German
Welche Touhou würdest du ficken?

>> No.8130715

>>8130709
Mais si c'est Touhou, c'est clairement /jp/ connexes.

>> No.8130716

Go away.

>> No.8130720

>>8130701
>Spanish
Chupamela, tío.
or
Que Touhou te follarías?

cough... sanae... cough

>> No.8130717

Репортед.

>> No.8130718

>>8130713
I did that intentionally, because I am aware that 90% of /jp/ has "wh-ich Touhou" filtered using their scripts.

>> No.8130723

>>8130718
You could've opted for a less grammatically offensive version.

>> No.8130725

Vilken "Touhou" skulle du varsamt och ömt bädda.

>> No.8130726
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8130726

welcher Geistesmädchen wolltest du Unzucht treiben?

>> No.8130728

Ποια Τόχο θα γαμούσατε;

>> No.8130730

>>8130726
>welcher Geistesmädchen wolltest du Unzucht treiben?
Raus aus /jp/. Jetzt.

>> No.8130731

>Finnish:
>Mikä Touhou olisit vittu?
Which touhou would you be, cunt?

>> No.8130737

>Finnish

Hahaha, Google translate at its finest.

>> No.8130738

>>8130730
Nein, mein Fuhrer. Das ist richtig nicht. Jawohl, fur der mutterland!

>> No.8130742

Slovak:
Ktorú Touhou by si pretiahol?

>> No.8130741

>>8130738
oops
>mutterland
I mean
>vaterland
since Germans aren't matriarchal.

>> No.8130743

Witch Touhou would you fuck.

>> No.8130745

Siapa Touhou yang ingin kau tiduri?

>> No.8130746

>中出しされるの喜び
Uh

>> No.8130749

French
>Quelle Touhou veux-tu baiser ?

>> No.8130750

>>8130746
Yeah...

>> No.8130753

>>8130746
what are you Uhh-ing about? Everybody on /jp/ knows that Touhou is written as "中出し" in Japanese.

>> No.8130755

Którego Tołhoła byś wyruchał?

>> No.8130756

>>8130746
I lol'd. The chinese one seems off too.

>> No.8130757

>>8130756
what does the Chinese one mean, then?

>> No.8130761

你想干哪个东方？

>> No.8130760

How come I understand German in a basic level? I've never touched a German book or went into a German school in my life!

>> No.8130768

>>8130756
你想干那个东方？／你想干那個東方？
你想肏那個東方？
你想屌那個東方？
你想姦那個東方？

It's amazing how there are a million ways to say "fuck" in Chinese.

>> No.8130770

>>8130760
xenoglossia

>> No.8130771
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8130771

>Mikä Touhou olisit vittu?

>> No.8130773

>>8130760
English is dumbed-down German.

>> No.8130772

>>8130770
Not very likely seeing is how it's completely made up.

>>8130760
Because your language has a germanic base?
As do every indo-european language.

>> No.8130774

>>8130760
English, Dutch and Afrikkans are Germanic languages that belong to the same language family and linguistic roots as German.

>I am fat.
>Ich bin fett.

>> No.8130775

>>8130774
Fatty.

>> No.8130776

>>8130745
Wouldn't it be 'meniduri'?

(Malay or Indonesian?)

>> No.8130778

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39EPz2JsbUk

>> No.8130780

>>8130776
Next the vietnamese guys are gonna come out and make a racket.

>> No.8130782
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8130782

Swedish:
Vilken Touhou Skulle du Knulla?

Also Pic related.

>> No.8130783

which 2hu fuk

>> No.8130784

>>8130775
NEIN! Du ist ein fettmann, /jp/.

>> No.8130786

/jp/ - /int/ culture

>> No.8130788

>>8130784
No, you be the fat man!

>> No.8130789

>>8130755
Byłem kiedyś w Rumii

>> No.8130790

>>8130772
>As do every indo-european language.
>French
>Germanic base
who am I quoting?

>> No.8130792
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>>8130784
>>8130788
Abspecken für den Führer, alle beide.

>> No.8130793

>>8130790
I screwed it up, meant to say that indo-european languages share common bases, not necessarily with each other.

>> No.8130796
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>>8130793
You are forgiven.

>> No.8130797

>>8130756
"头猴" (pronounced "tou hou", literally "head monkey") is essentially "touhou" in a phonetical sense. "頭猴" is just the traditional kanji version of that.

also, is it just me, or is
>你想干哪个东方？
sound really strange? to me, "which eastern would you fuck?" sounds strange, as lots of things in China are named "东方/東方/Eastern".

>> No.8130798

>>8130776

Touhou mana yg ingin kau tiduri?
Siapa touhou yg ingin kau tiduri?
Kau ingin meniduri touhou yg mana?

Tiduri dan meniduri memiliki arti yg sama.

indon

>> No.8130801

>>8130701
Spanish one is wrong, it should be:
>¿Cual oriental tu joderias?

>> No.8130802

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>> No.8130804

>>8130797
As strange as which Touhou would you fuck. In this case Touhou also means Eastern.

>> No.8130806

>>8130797
>China Eastern Airlines
>中國東方航空

>China Dongfang Electric Corporation
>中國東方電氣集團

>Dong Bang Shin Ki (Korean boyband)
>東方神起

>Eastern Agricultural Bank Corporation (a bank in China)
>東方農業銀行

>> No.8130812

>>8130801
>oriental

But it's Touhou the generic epithet, not touhou the adjective. You don't translate that.

>> No.8130818

>>8130798
Aiseyman, maknanya aku masih satu-satunya orang Melayu di sini.

>> No.8130823

>>8130812
Well, I did. Asi que soplame.

>> No.8130824

>>8130818
penang kebenan telugu OP balangu CTRL-V, pasa lerang CTRL, sabat asa newfag...

sabat palagu nepang parawat udu nerowasanang, OP la photograph asang puturan Korean buta pesang?

>> No.8130831

>>8130824
also, Senator Kiko Pangilinan, sinampolan ang mga onion smugglers!

>> No.8130832

Którą Touhou chciałbyś zerżnąć?

>> No.8130835

>>8130832
which language would that be?

>> No.8130837

>>8130835
The language of pigs.

>> No.8130838

>>8130835
Bulgarian

>> No.8130841

Welke Touhou zou jij neuken?

Or, seeing as you said "witch" instead of "which";
Heks Touhou zou jij neuken?

>> No.8130850

>>8130835
>óąłśżć

There's only one language like that.

>> No.8130852

Какую тошку ты бы выебал?

>> No.8130855

>>8130852
russian

>> No.8130863

>>8130855
you mean POCCNR, the language they speak in MOCKBA, where the people there write XYN and XYNTA as grafitti on the subway walls.

>> No.8130868

>>8130852
>тошку

>> No.8130874

>>8130701
>>8130720
>>8130801
>>8130812

> Que Touhou te follarías?

¿Que Tojo te follarías?

Fix'd

>> No.8130884
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>>8130874
Aya, por supuesto.

>> No.8130889

>>8130701
this is a shitty /jp/ meme. there are better /jp/ shitposts, like
>WHATA FUCK MAN xD
>The most exciting time of day has flanally come!
>The pleasure of being cummed inside

I hereby will translate them into German:
>WASSDER FICK MANN xD ich habe gerade vom stuhl gefallen weil ich nicht aufhören konnte zu lachen JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA DIES IST EINE SCHEIßE JAJAJAJAJAJAJA EIN GROßES JAJAJAJAJAJA HERZLICHEN GLUCKWUNSCH, MANN JAJAJA
>Die spannendste Zeit des Tages ist es flanndlich soweit!
>Die Freude des Seins ejakuliert innen

>> No.8130894

Where are the br friends?
>Portuguese
>UHUEHEUHEUEH
Or, alternatively
>Que Touhou você foderia?

>> No.8130895

Tahtoisin vain paijjata ;__;

>> No.8130897

>>8130852
Какую тоху ты бы свозил в попенгаген?

>> No.8130899

>>8130894
Translated back into English:
>What Touhou would you food?

>> No.8130902

>>8130868
>тошку
кошку

>> No.8130905

http://translationparty.com/#9963106

>> No.8130910

>>8130863
Your я is backwards ,дуρак!

>> No.8130913

>>8130905
I'm pretty sure you meant this:
http://translationparty.com/#9963110
>Which touhou would you fuck?
>東方あなたはどちらをファックですか？
>Are you successful or east?

>> No.8130912

Чож до И енд тчесе лонелы нигчтс?

>> No.8130917

>>8130913

No. I was using what OP used. We like to say "witch" and not "which".

>> No.8130919

>>8130701
Why the fuck would you even want to know that?

>> No.8130916

So which of them flying sheilas would you root, mate?

>> No.8130924

>>8130919
http://translationparty.com/#9963116
Because
>You also need to know why the fuck it.

>> No.8130922

>>8130889
Chinese:
>杀马东西呀！！ >∀< 我刚刚掉下凳子音位我不可还有我不能停滞笑 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 天啊 哈哈哈哈哈哈 只是个屎 哈哈哈哈哈 一个大屎 哈哈哈哈哈 一个牛逼得屎 哈哈哈哈哈 恭喜恭喜，小子 哈哈
>今天最近点的时辰弗兰德中遇到了！
>被射精的好感觉

>> No.8130925

>>8130889

>there are better /jp/ shitposts, like...
>The pleasure of being cummed inside

>>8130701

>中出しされるの喜び

あの方が日本語を読む事出来ない

笑いしてる女子.jpg

>> No.8130927

>>8130910
I accidentaly saged? Fuck me, I didn´t mean to.

>> No.8130932

In Chilean

>Which Touhou would you fuck?
"Qué Touhou te culearíay?"
>suck my cock, dude
"chúpame el pico, weon"

>> No.8130934

>>8130916
>implying those toehoes are all sheilas

bloody hell mate, what are you smoking you bludger? touhoes aren't sheilas you crazy cunt. they have kids asexually, unlike those bogans at the Centrelink line. you have the friggin brains of a wog cunt.

>> No.8130936

>>8130852
>>8130897
Блядь, и сюда добрались, ироды.

>> No.8130940

WICH TOOHOOD YI SHAG?

>> No.8130946

>>8130936
Пососи мой член, чувак.

>> No.8130950

>>8130946
Научился гуглтранслейтом пользоватся, шут?

>> No.8130956

yo, which twowho would you be skeet skeet skeetting tonaigh

>> No.8130961
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8130961

Vilken östern knulla

>> No.8130962

>>8130950
>пользоваТСя
А ты, как видно, нет.

>> No.8130970

>>8130889
>何だぞ，アニキ！（‐＾▽＾‐）俺がチェエルを下げしてクズ俺は笑い
ているやめません　ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ　神様！！！　ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ
ｗｗｗｗ　それは糞だぞ　ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ　大きの糞　ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ
ｗｗ　強大の糞　ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ　御目妥当、アニキ！！　ｗｗ
>一日の中で最もエキサイティングな時間はフラナリ来た！
>ザ·プレシャ·オブ·ベエン·カッムド·インサイド

>> No.8130980

>>8130701
>Estonian:
>>Touhou, který byste kurva?
That's completely wrong
Estonian: Millist Touhoud sa kepiksid?

>> No.8130982

>Czech
Kterou touhou byste chtěli ošukat?

>> No.8130981

Hvilken Touhou ville du knebbe?
Danish..

>> No.8130984

Którą Touhou byś przeleciał?

>> No.8130986

/r/ Esperanto

>> No.8130991

אשר touhou היית זיון

>> No.8130996

Actual Finnish:
Mitä Touhouta panisit?

>> No.8130997

>>8130961
wow fail...
Which Eastern Fuck?

>> No.8131010
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8131010

So many different countries on /jp/...I...I feel so warm.

>> No.8131016
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8131016

CO TO KURWA CZŁOWIEKU xD właśnie spadłem z krzesła bo nie mogłem i nie mogę przestać się śmiać xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMUJBOSZE DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL TO JEST GÓWNO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD WIELKIE XDDDDDDDD OGROMNE XX

>> No.8131018

>>8131010
I'll show you warm... *pulls out remote for central heating system *

>> No.8131027

>>8130936
Как будто мы не были здесь вечно.

>> No.8131028 [DELETED] 

>>8131018
zkontroluj tohle
>vytahuje pinďoura

>> No.8131032 [DELETED] 

>>8131018
zkontroluj tohle
*vytahuje pinďoura*

>> No.8131042
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8131042

>>8131018
Oh yeah that's the spot. You make me feel so hot, anon...just look at my armpits...they're so sweaty...here, smell...

>> No.8131047

Hvilken Touhou vil du knulle?

>> No.8131052

>>8130927
>I accidentaly saged?

You're becoming a real /jp/er.

>> No.8131054
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8131054

>Touhou que se vete a la mierda?
It seems /int/ is full of Scholars and Sages

>> No.8131055

jp es como el lugar donde la gente de otros boards, respectivos a sus lenguas, se reúne y usan el inglés como lengua principal para entenderse

>> No.8131064

>это чуство когда ты пишешь любую хуйню и никто нихуя не понимает, кроме некоторых.
Which touhou would you fuck in Russian. With some adjectives added as bonus

>> No.8131063

>>8131055
Zjevně. Přece nebudeme mluvit nějakou měsíční řečí.

>> No.8131065

>>8131054
>mierda

HMM

>> No.8131068

English:
>Which Touhou would you like to fuck?

>> No.8131073

>>8130932
>suck my cock, dude
"соси хуй быдло" russian

>> No.8131079

¿Con cuál Touhou tendrías relaciones sexuales consensuales en la pose de misionero?

>> No.8131081

>>8131068
more like
>Which Touhou Project character would you like to fuck?
or
>Which character from the Touhou Project franchise would you like to fuck?

They aren't "Touhous", they're youkai, magicians, ghosts, whatever, that live in Gensokyo. Touhou isn't a common noun in that sense. They are characters that belong to the franchise that is known as "Touhou Project". When we say "which Touhou", it really should be "which Touhou Project character".

>> No.8131086

>>8131081
youmustbenewhere.avi + mrtpitiesdafool.tiff

>> No.8131088

>>8131081
Which Touhou Project character would you like to have intercourse with without the desire to procreate?

>> No.8131089

>>8131081
and if you really want to be proper, you shouldn't use profanities or slang.

>Which character from the Touhou Project franchise would you like to engage in sexual intercourse with?

also consider modifying
>...engage in consensual sexual intercourse in the missionary position under the bedsheets with the lights off for the sole purpose of reproduction?
because sinful deeds are prohibited under the name of our Almighty Lord, for He has died for our sins.

>> No.8131093

and with no lingering feelings afterwards

>> No.8131097

>>8131086
[Coalgirls]_Jokes_on_you_I_was_only_pretending_-_01_[H.264_Hi10P][720p][BD][78FA5CC].mkv

>> No.8131098
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8131098

>Spanish
"Cual Touhou cojerias?"
/int/ uses machines

>> No.8131100

Hebrew
איזה טוהו הייתם מזיינים?

>> No.8131119
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8131119

>>8130709
Bonne traduction, onii-chan.

>> No.8131130

Le plaisir de reporter ce fil.

>> No.8131128

Omelette du fromage

>> No.8131133

>>8131128
make cheese fondue in my pussy

cheese fondue is French, right?

>> No.8133384

>>8130884
Por que no Aca?

>> No.8133420

Chupame la pija, pelotudo.

>> No.8133444

follar

(Der. del lat. follis, fuelle).

1. tr. p. us. Soplar con el fuelle.

>> No.8133455

Greek
Παρακαλώ, να διαγράψετε αυτό το νήμα.

>> No.8133480

>>8133455
Mine is already here, so have another one:
>Touhou futuo quam vis.
Latin. A friend of mine translated it, but it seems legit.

>> No.8133490

מכשפה תוהו היית זיון

>> No.8133494
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8133494

ته به له کومه ټوهو سره جنس وکړي؟

Karzai knows whats up. He'd be all over Sanae.

>> No.8133518
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8133518

>>8133494
Karzai is a corrupt faggot who is the mayor of Kabul and barely even able to govern that right

>> No.8133527

>>8133518
But he's not an islamist and that's what matters!

>> No.8133580
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8133580

>>8133518
!زه به ستا مور سره زبرزنا کړم کوني

But in all seriousness yeah the Karzai administration is ridiculously corrupt. Can't blame him completely however he is pretty inept. Either way Karzai has a lot of زه به دا ووهم reaction faces.

>> No.8133627

I need this in Gaelic. I don't really speak it though so I couldn't say what it is in slang terms.

>> No.8133643

Quo Touhou vous fornicatus

>> No.8133688

>>8131081
Alright Mr. Technical.
你想干那个在幻想乡居住的妖精，魔法师，魔鬼，吸血鬼，和其他看着不道十
几岁但是事实上几百岁的小女孩？

>> No.8133696

你想操那个东方女孩？

>> No.8133738

codom touhou gaedai mekonii

>> No.8133778

Croatian.

Koji Touhou bi ti jebao?

>> No.8133813

который тoхo ты бы факнул?

>> No.8133832

>>8133444
Which Touhou would you blow with the bellows?

>> No.8133853

>>8133832
>It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

You broke it.

>> No.8133882

Norwegian:
Hvilken Touhou ville du pult?

>> No.8133922

Turkish

Hangi Touhou'yu sikerdin / sikmek isterdin?

>> No.8133966 [DELETED] 

Какую тоху ты бы трахнул?
or
Какой Touhou ты бы вдул?

>> No.8134024

>>8130701
>Japanese:
>中出しされるの喜び

Ok, I laughed.

>> No.8134073

>>8134024
Whatever does that piece of Japanese text mean, oh /jp/?

>> No.8134080

>>8134073
The joy of Slutty

>> No.8134104

>>8134073

nakadashi sareru no yorokobi

>> No.8134128

>>8134073
It translates to: "Which sex would you want to touhou"
Whoever translated it purposely made flipped the words around.

>> No.8134136

>>8134128
http://translate.google.com/#ja|en|%E4%B8%AD%E5%87%BA%E3%81%97%E3%81%95%E3%82%8C%E3%82%8B%E3%81%AE%E
5%96%9C%E3%81%B3

>> No.8134179

>>8134128
I only Touhou females.

>> No.8134200

>>8134136
Typical google translate gibberish.

>> No.8134235

>>8134073
The pleasure of cummng inside, what do you think?

No, I'm not making that up.

>> No.8134240

>>8134235
Stop trolling, that joke has been used way too many times already. I guess it can't be helped huh...

>> No.8134270

>vato
>tio
>follarias

Cual Touhou te tirarias?

Chupa mi pene, weon

>> No.8134427

I can't stop laughing

>>8130745
>>8130776
>>8130798
Get out!

>> No.8134471

>because sinful deeds are prohibited under the name of our Almighty Lord, for He has died for our sins.
no they aren't, i never said that. fuck you religious leader priest cunts, always twisting my holy words into your own shitty forever alone permavirgin ways.

>> No.8134475

Am I the only one who feels very uncomfortable saying lewd words in my native language? I have nothing against saying fuck or やる or セックスする or anything like that, but pule and knulle are such ugly words. It sounds like something animals do.

>> No.8134491

>>8134475
I was going to contribute to the thread, but upon reading what I had written, I closed the quickreply window in shame.
I'm uncomfortable writing anything in my native language though.

>> No.8134499
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Sinong Touhou ang gusto mong, wait what's "have sex with" in tagalog?
>that feel when you realize that you're starting to forget your birthplace's language
>google translate it
>who am I quoting
Maybe I should just forget everything about it.

>> No.8135549

What do I do if I speak more than 1 dialect of a language that is spoken by less than a million people?

>> No.8135835

>>8135549
just out of interest, what do you speak?

>> No.8135839

>>8135549
Sticking with dickish.

Kon toahoa-eh thalhanney?
>which Touhou would fight
Hadhanneyny kon toahoa akkaa?
>will create/do/make which Touhou with
Tha kon touhou-ah gaasha aranney?
>you which Touhou's body climb
Kon touhou aku balaha jahanney tha?
>which Touhou's hole hit you
Kanthethi keranney kon touhou aku-aa?
>things will do which Touhou with
Kon touhou aku-aa tha jinsy gulhun hinguvanneyny?
>which touhou with you sexual connection carryout
Ladhovethi kanthethi keranney kon touhou aku-aa?
>lewd things will do which Touhou with
Kon touhou purojekutu kerekutaa-eh thi beyfulhaa ihthiyaaro kerany jinsy edhun fuddhanna?
>which touhou project character gentleman prefer doing fullfill sexual desires
Literal translations are lovely.Though the gentleman one is most likely filled with grammatical errors.

Kon touhou aku tha blaha koppanney?
>which touhou would fuck your hole

>> No.8135856

>>8135835
Dhivehi.

>> No.8135862

>>8130755
>tołhoła
dobre

>> No.8135874

>Melyik Touhou-t basznád (meg)?
Hungarian

>> No.8135896

Que Touhou te culiarias?

>> No.8135901

Qué Touhou te cojerías?

>> No.8135905
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>Polish
którą Touhou byś wyruchał

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>>8130936
>>8130946
>>8131027
No, just no.

>> No.8136100

>>8130728

βρε δε γαμιομαστε λεω γω...

btw, τα επιπεδα αυτισμου στο /jp/ εχουν χτυπησει ταβανι εδω και καμια βδομαδα, ή ειναι η ιδεα μου;

>> No.8136133

Icelandic:
Hvaða touhou myndir þú ríða?

>> No.8136135

Hvilken Touhou ville du pult?

>> No.8136138
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>>8136100
Зона манит вас.

>> No.8136155

>>8130713
>Welche Touhou würdest du ficken?

Fucking plebeian.
"Mit welcher Touhou wären Sie willens, den Beischlaf auszuüben?"

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>>8136100

Well, we've fucked everything else in the world, starting with swans and ending with the Eurozone economy, so why the fuck not?

>> No.8136229

>>8136209

προσωπικα αντε ναχω γαμησει καμια γκομενα. για σενα δεν ξερω, παιζάκι.

>> No.8136247

>>8136133
I've never seen an Icelandic on the internets yet. Hello Iceland! I like Skyrr and Eve Online.

>> No.8136262

>>8136100
καλούτσικα είναι μωρέ, πέρα απ'τους πουσλημερίτες βλέπεται

>> No.8136267

>>8130981
Hvilken Touhou ville du langsomt penetrere?

>> No.8136311

Brazilian Portuguese.

Que Touhou você comeria?
>which toho wuld you fck
Chupa meu pau, cara.
>such my cock, dud
O prazer de ser gozado por dentro. (? sounds weird)
>The pleasur of bing cammed inside
Pássaro japonês cozinhando espaguete.
>japaneze bird cocking sphageti

>> No.8136322

>>8136311
huehuaheuaheuaheuaheauheau

>> No.8136495

french : la félicité de jouir à l'intérieur touhou

>> No.8136671

Met welke Touhou wil jij de liefde bedrijven onder de dekens met het licht uit en enkel voor het doel van vermenigvuldiging?

>> No.8136917

>>8136311
Madoka a merda.

>> No.8136941

>>8136671
Zuig mijn lul, gozer.

>> No.8136959

>>8136917
sei tu la merda, ritardato pezzo di cazzo succhia sborra di maiale

>> No.8137013
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>>8136671
Met elke touhou behalve rinnosuke en die andere twee á drie mannen die er zijn.
>>8136941
stoer doen op 4chan, leuk

Plaatje gerelateerd; touhous die zich gaan vermenigvuldigen.

>> No.8137029

>>8130894
AEUHAEUHAEUHAE BRBR?
Finalmente macacos no /a/.

>> No.8137034

>>8136941
gerapporteerd

>> No.8137040

>>8137029
Meu criolo.

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>>8137029
De volta pro brchan.

>> No.8137065

>>8137046
Me obrigue.

>> No.8137076

Aposto que de brasileiro aqui só tem os caras do Santuário.

>> No.8137088

>>8137076
Sei nem o que é isso. Internet brasileira é pior que a russa. Não que coisas como o /b/ sejam boas, mas como essa imageboard aqui acho que não tem nada por aqui, e não estou falando do spam.

>> No.8137113

>>8137088
Santuário Hakurei é um fórum brasileiro de Touhou.

>> No.8137120

>>8137113
Ugh. Hora de parar de jogar Touhou então.

>> No.8137130

>>8137120
Grande maioria de lá não jogam os danmakus, só jogam Hisoutensoku. E eles não disseminam Touhou tanto assim, fique tranquilo.

>> No.8137581

I see this has become quite the international Touhou thread. never knew so many different people from different countries browsed /jp/ and played 2hu.

>> No.8137626
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8137626

Saiam do meu /jp/ seus macacos!

>>8137076
Que Santuario o que cara, fãs true de touhou não ficam em forunzinho não! ficam peranbulando a sós pela internet isso sim ;_;

>>8137029
>>8137046
>>8137040

Esses macacos aqui acho que não vieram de forum nenhum não, como tem cara de macacos devem ter vindo do bananal.

HUEHUEHUEHEUEHUEHEUEHEUEHEUEH BR? BR?

>> No.8138030

>played 2hu.
I sincerely doubt this. Jerking off to, yes.

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