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How near are you to suicide?

do you plan to kill yourself at some point?
How would you like to do it?
If not, what criteria would you make you kill yourself?

If I go blind or get a debilitating illness I'll probably do myself in.

>> No.8129913

Why would you want to suicide, running out of autism bux already?

>> No.8129918

It's a case of when, not if.
Burning charcoal in an enclosed space.

As for how close, I'm not sure - depends how long what little money I have left can support my NEET lifestyle and if I can manage to get a diagnosis that brings in some disability money, as is I'm too incapable of leaving the house to get diagnosed.

>> No.8129922

Pretty far from suicide. I don't even understand this who would without a decent reason, like fatal or massively debilitating illness.

>> No.8129925

Why would I? There're so many VNs left to read. I can't leave this planet now.

>> No.8129927

>>8129913

No, not quite there yet, just generally rather unhappy with life, and my eyesight is getting bad (Lots of floaters).

So, if I go blind, I'll shoot myself. If I'm debilitated or paralyzed, my brother has agreed to kill me, and vice versa.

>> No.8129942

>>8129927
>Lots of floaters
Floates are my only friends. I even gave name to one - gou. Because it looks like 丂 from 番号

>> No.8129950
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>>8129942

It makes it a miserable experience to read, having to roll your eye around until they settle somewhere else in your eye, only to have them move to the center of your vision again in a handful of seconds.

I'd be able to order perfectly bioengineered eyes by now if it weren't for the fundamentalists.

>> No.8129958

>How near are you to suicide?
Not near at all, in the classical definition of the word 'suicide'.
> do you plan to kill yourself at some point?
Don't think it would have the desired consequences (death), I think that is impossible as a 1st person perspective act. You can derive some really weird things starting from very simple and straightforward philosophical apriori assumptions. If I were to ever consider doing it, it would be to merely perform an act of Anthrophic selection if I was very cornered and wanted to cheat my way out of it (or merely test some hypoteses which would result in a nearly infinite utility value if successful), but there's no way to do it with today's technology without the act being immoral (from my own perspective). However, the motivation behind such an act would be very different (and very calculated) from a random person contemplating 'suicide'.
> How would you like to do it?
Technical details are very elaborate. Don't think it would make sense to explain them here, but I do think assistance of 3rd parties might be needed (for the example I previously described) at least to faciliate some further steps.
> If not, what criteria would you make you kill yourself?
If I thought it would work, probably if I lost all hope for the future of the particular future state I was in. This could happen if society messes certain things really badly, but it's highly unlikely. Of course, if one reaches a case where personal well-being is really impossible to maintain (such as very bad illness), it should be considered. Of course, I wouldn't actually go for that, I'd just go for cryopreservation instead, at least that gives you a chance of getting it fixed if we ever solve even a single important problems that we need to do to get started on a singularity-like development.

tl;dr: A smart man once said that curing fear of death is easy, but then you might be faced with fear of eternal life.

>> No.8129964

>>8129950
What kind of eye condition makes you see more floaters? I thought they were a natural occurance.

>> No.8129968

>>8129958
You write like ulillillia.

>> No.8129970
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8129970

I think about it every day. I'm pretty busy though so as weird as it is, present failures and future tasks keep me alive, ensuring future failures. To tell the truth, I wish I could just let go of all the suffering and embrace death.

If I ever was left without anything to keep me distracted for more then 48 hours or so, I'd probably end up collapsing into depression. Whether or not I kill myself at that point depends on whether I have the energy to get out of bed or not.

How would I like to do it? Helium preferably, but I don't have the resources. A gun would be quick and painless, but I don't have one of those either. Asphyxia/Drowning without other gases is really scary, but it is that or a knife to the jugular, and the latter would make a huge mess.

>>8129922
I cannot remember the last time I was happy, or was successfully able to make someone else happy. Perhaps that might provide some insight to you about why death might ever seem appealing.

>> No.8129975

>>8129964

They are-they're very common, it's just worse and more noticeable for some people. Mine are huge, and all over the place. It's driving me fucking nuts. They're just strands of collagen in the vitreous humor casting a shadow on your retina, essentially, but as you get older, and the fluid in your eye becomes more congealed, they appear more frequently and severely.

>> No.8129977

>>8129913
I guess it's fun to joke about autism bux, but you have no idea how depressing it actually is to be told by a professional that something about you is so fucked up that you'll never truly be able to fit in with society.

>> No.8129981

I was thinking about it today for a bit. But then I busted the fattest creamiest nut and got over it.

>> No.8129990

>>8129970
Not really.
I'm too fascinated by mankind and where it's going to care about my own happiness.

>> No.8129994

>>8129977

Suck it up bitch, you get paid to exist.

>> No.8129995

I plan to crash my parents' car into a concrete lamp or some other hard surface on the highway. I'll try to make it look like an accident, like I lost control or something, after telling them I'm going to go out to buy a new video game. All I have to do is jerk the steering wheel quick at 100mph and it ends.

>> No.8130000

>>8129968
I guess being overly analytic can seem a bit autistic, and there may not even be a difference between the 2 given /jp/'s definition of the term. I do wonder though, do autists feel empathy? If you look at my post, one of my concerns was that the act of suicide is typically immoral as it would cause suffering to those around you that care about you, and more generally, harmful to the world if you were to make contributions that would no longer exist (in some particular future) if you killed yourself.

>> No.8130005

>>8129975
>strands of collagen in the vitreous humor
Really? I always assumed they were particles on the surface if the eye, not within it.

>> No.8130008

>>8129995
Sounds like a good idea until you wake up in hospital bed paralyzed from the neck down with some very pissed doctors standing over you.

>> No.8130010

>>8130000
Seriously, just go to a psychiatrist and talk a little like that, and you'll get your autism checks in no time.

>> No.8130011

>>8129995
Seems like it'd be awfully painful and easy to screw up.

>> No.8130015

>>8129995
Let's say that by some lucky (actually likely) event you survive, but now your chances are that you will be crippled. You're now in a worse future than you would be if you hadn't attempted suicide in such an ineffective and stupid manner. Either do it in a surefire and clean way or don't do it at all or risk putting yourself in worse situations.

>> No.8130017

>>8130005

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floater

The treatments for it are pretty much guaranteed to fuck up your vision in some manner, so there's no safe, easy way to get rid of them.

Hence why I want bioengineered or some sort of bionic eye replacement. They're not so bad that I'm unable to read or anything, but they're very fucking annoying.

>> No.8130020

>>8129995
People do not typically lose control of their cars without reason. Do it when there's inclement weather, and don't do it on a straightaway.

>> No.8130037

Go out like a boss with a dynamite vest. You get bonus points if you blow yourself up while falling from a high place.

>> No.8130033

>>8129995
Somehow, I don't see a sudden accident being that much less devastating to your family than suicide.

>> No.8130041
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>>8129995
>>8130020

Get absolutely fucking hammered before you do it, and drive as fast as you can down the highway the entire time.

Play awesome music as you do it-though, this might end up with you paradoxically wanting to survive.

>> No.8130042
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8130042

Please do as you wish, tehe~☆

>> No.8130048

>>8130037
I think you mean 'bonus points for turning a senseless suicide into a senseless mass murder'.

>> No.8130058

I fantasize about having someone from /jp/ torture, rape, and ultimately kill me.

I should probably get out more.

>> No.8130061

>>8130048
Maybe not dynamite then. Only something that'll rip you to shreds and scatter you into pieces so that everyone will have a piece of you.

>> No.8130078

>>8130061
You misunderstand me. I fully support taking as Nantes people with you as possible, because why not?

>> No.8130080

It is beginning to sound like you guys don't really want to die, but rather you want to come up with needlessly complicated suicide plans. The more complex your plan is, the more likely it is to fail. or be aborted.

Just go for something simple, like a razor across the thoat in the shower.

>> No.8130089

Nah, i'm cool.
Suicide is for weak faggots

>> No.8130092

>>8130078
*many
Fucking autocorrect making up words.

>> No.8130096

>>8130080
Oh so messy. Cyanide or Helium sound like saner choices. Anything like guns or blades carries the unfortunate risk that if you fail, you're now looking at a worse future than you started off. Better keep it modular - either success or failure with no worsening of the future in case of failure (which may very well happen).

>> No.8130110

My plan has always been to OD on phenobarbital and tape a bag over my head. Seems fool proof enough.

>> No.8130118

>>8130110
You have a source on phenobarbitol?

>> No.8130136

>>8130118
I bought some online a few years back and still have it around.

>> No.8130152

>>8130136
Nice job. Enjoy your peaceful death.

>> No.8130287
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8130287

I just had dream that I'm going to die soon and it was really cute and nice dream. I still have few things to do, and I try my best to not think about opening portal or dying during that time, but I still promise myself that it's not going to last for long and getting debilitating illness soon would be really nice right ?

>> No.8130293
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8130293

I enjoy living. And it'd make my family sad.

Plus, being a diabetic means that my life's short already.

>> No.8130304

>>8130287
You can easily tell that someone will never really work up the guts for suicide by how they always talk about it like a future event. If they actually wanted to kill themselves, the desire to do so would be so strong that they wouldn't be able to wait another day. You fake suicidals just want the illusion of being in control of your life by convincing yourself you have the power to end it. Or possibly the attention.

>> No.8130310

>>8130304
It's not good to rush into things.

>> No.8130420

>>8130304

I'm not him, but I'm not sure.

I want to end it, but I'm not sure if I have the guts. I mean... I'm pretty sure it's not as easy as it looks, but I really do have a desire to do it.

>> No.8130425

>>8130420
Why?

>> No.8130447

>>8130304
Because it's impossible to believe someone could be putting it off until their perfect NEET lifestyle is no longer sustainable, no sir.

>> No.8130454

>>8129922
>I don't even understand this who would without a decent reason
The problem is that you can't really look at it logically, since the people who desire to kill themselves aren't thinking logically at all. Depression does all kinds of shit to a person, and logic just gets thrown out the window along with a bunch of other shit.

>> No.8130480

>>8130425

I only have one friend, and I don't think my family likes me. Nobody will hire me, and I didn't get good grades in school.

>> No.8130484

I've thought about it, but haven't made any serious plans. I'll probably end it when my parents die and I run out of money. I can't go out to get a diagnosis because I have panic attacks and start vomiting.

>> No.8130511

I have give myself 6 months. If my life is still shit, I will do it. Right now, I would be glad to do it, but there are things stopping me.

>> No.8130519

I've never done drugs beofore, but I've thought about doing it by overdosing on heroin and coke until my brain popped.

>> No.8130521

I hope when i die i go to Gensokyo.

>> No.8130526

12.01.2012

I have no idea why I chose that particular date but that's when it's going to happen.

I actually feel rather content at the moment but I don't want to be a burden to the society. There's also the possibility that Gensokyo is real.

>> No.8130619

>>8130526
Thats a shit date.

>> No.8130645

>>8130619
Care to elaborate?

>> No.8130767

>>8130645
1+2+0+1 != 2+0+1+2

>> No.8130785

>>8130767
1+2+0+1+2+0+1+2 = 9

>> No.8130819

>>8130785
(1+2)+(0+1)+(2+0+1+2) = ??

>> No.8130845
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>>8130304
I'm not looking for attention at all. If I would look for attention I would tell that I'm girl(gamer? girl-portaler?) right? And I didn't tell such things.

And I need to prepare few things to Gensokyo (and learn few things). And find method that is really working (I can't fail again right?).

>> No.8130848

>>8130845

That's not attention worthy. Don't fool yourself.

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>>8130848
I'm not looking for attention and I would love to be in Gensokyo already.

>> No.8130865

>>8130860

Then go.

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>>8130865
Go where? I can go and make tea and take cake.

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8130900

I used to feel like this. Then I discovered self harm. Feels good man.

>> No.8130904

>>8130900
>Razor
Needless mess. I burn my hands with hot water.

>> No.8130938

>>8130904
But that's not as satisfying.

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>>8130900
I did that too when I was younger. Only bad thing is that I still have some remains. Oh but it would be looking for the attention right?

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>>8130945

Yeah, always "it's just for the attention". The worse part is that I can't even blame the people that keep repeating that, because they've been given reason to believe so by all the faggots that really only want that.

>>8130304

I attempted by overdose and failed, because I did send a "good-bye e-mail" to my only friend while she was supposed to be out. Happened she was not, so she rushed to my place and got me to the hospital. When I first opened my eyes she was there, and she made me swear to her I'd never do that again.

So, I still want to do it, but I keep my promises. I regret promising it, but still. However, I know she'll eventually lose interest in me/will realize I'm not worth the effort, and when she does...

I did it once, will do it again. Like I said sooner, I can't blame you for thinking we're all attention-whores/delusionals, but please consider there are exceptions.

Sorry for blogging, etc

>> No.8131111

>>8131094
try meditation. learn to control your emotions

>> No.8131115

I still enjoy some things, so I don't think I'll feel like doing it any time soon. Maybe after my parents die and I realize I can't enjoy life anymore, but who knows.
>>8130900
But why would you want to feel pain? That shit sucks, no matter how shitty your life is.
>>8131094
>she made me swear to her I'd never do that again.
I'll never understand this. If someone's feeling so bad about their lives they want to end it all, why do people feel the need to be selfish enough to deny them of the only thing that would make them happy?

>> No.8131157

>>8131111

It's not about bursting suddenly into suicide. I spend a lot of time planning things; nothing of it was done without slowly pondering everything.

>>8131115

Well, even as I'm the one defending my suicide attempt here, I'll have to agree with the people that say "suiciding will not make you happy, it will be an ultimate end. You can only become happy while you're alive, you just have to fight for it". When I asked her why she wanted so badly to stop me despite my decisions, her point was basically this one about suicide not bringing relief. She wanted me to experience new things before taking such a drastical way. She had a good point and I couldn't stand to tell her my reasons, so it stopped by that.

>> No.8131219

>>8131094
Holy dicks are you me? Similar situation with myself, though I ended up overdosing in public and panicked and confessed to my friend. I'm really picky about promises too, and it sucks that I had to promise that.

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>> No.8131550

I'd never kill myself. Anyone that does is dumb. All you have to do is endure 20 or so more years of boredom to be able to upload your consciousness into an Online world. Then you can do whatever the fuck you want.

>> No.8131566

>>8131550
That's what they thought in the 80s too.

>> No.8131564

I wonder how bad it would be to go blind as an otaku. Its such a visual culture. Would they just sit there all day listening to those voice CDs?

>> No.8131594

>>8129902
I'll disguise myself as a normalfag and participate in the society. I want to make a lot of money, and the way I spend it will be determined by how others treat me. If I'm feeling ok with how it turns out, I'll buy /jp/ an island. If not, I'll kill myself bringing a couple thousands of lives with me.

>> No.8131596

>>8131529
Sauce. Unfortunately reverse lookup + midori search wasn't enough

>> No.8131600

>>8131596
Kira Kira

>> No.8131601

>>8131526
>>8131529
MONKEEEEEEEEEY EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS

>> No.8131607

I failed when I was 13, I don't want to die anymore.

>> No.8131627

>>8131600
Thank you very much

>> No.8131637

>>8131596
>midori search

What's that?

>> No.8131673

>>8131219

It's always weird to know there are situations similar to yours in another place of the world. Think about the chances that events take similar turns in completely different lives and contexts. Anyway, I think that if I had freaked out in public, specially face to face with her, I'd just have another reason to go on with it.

>>8131637

Supposing you're serious, I imagine he means he seached for "Midori", the filename.

>> No.8131811

According to EPA, a human life is worth $8,120,000. Are you willing to throw away 8 million?

>> No.8131814

>>8131811
Who cares, I got it for free.

>> No.8131818

>>8131811
I have no marketable skills and no motivation to learn any.

My life is worthless.

>> No.8131820

>>8131811
So what? The market price is a lot lower with no taxing since slavery became a crime.

>> No.8131822

>>8131811
Is someone willing to give me 8 million to sustain my NEET lifestyle?

>> No.8131835

I'm writing my ex-girlfriend this christmas, if she doesn't react to it I plan to kill myself. That's the last person I care for.

>> No.8131858

Waiting for my parents to die then I'll follow them, I want to be grateful for the life they've given me and make them enjoy theirs, then finally quit mine.

>> No.8131865

>>8131818
You could still be used for slave labor.

>> No.8131883

>>8131566
Technology develops in leaps and bounds. Trust me man, we have that technology in our life-times.

>> No.8131891

I'm happy with my life.

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>>8131891

>> No.8131916

I'm only 18 and I'm not even out of high school yet, but it just feels like life is absolutely meaningless. It's not even like I don't have friends or anything. I just can't find joy in anything. But I try to live day by day thinking that I shouldn't give up when I'm so young.

>> No.8131925

>>8131916
What the fuck. Go lurk /b/ or something with the other people your age.

>> No.8131930

>>8131925
I've been here for almost a year now. Never been to /b/ and never will. God damn cancer.

>> No.8131932

>>8131925
Yeah the 21 year olds heare are too busy contemplating suicide.

>> No.8131937

>>8131916
you are young enough for hrt

>> No.8131941

>>8131916
Why do kids always think that the purpose of life is to enjoy things?

>> No.8131954

>>8131916
I'm old enough to be your dad.

>> No.8131957

>>8131941
What is the purpose of life, then?

Shitpost on /jp/?

>> No.8131962

>>8131941
But

I'm 24 and I think the same thing? What's wrong with that?

>> No.8131963

>>8131957
To exist and consume media.

>> No.8131966

>>8131957
But if you shitpost on /jp/, aren't you enjoying yourself?

>> No.8131978

>>8131966
Not really

>>8131963
For the purpose of enjoyment, otherwise I don't know what would drive people to consume.

>> No.8131982

>>8131966
I highly doubt that the shitposters are having the time of their life every time they shitpost. Most of them are probably just doing it out of habit by now.

>> No.8132006

>>8129902
I'm not very close, but I've considered it as my plan for old age. I spent this summer taking care of my partner's 96 year old grandmother and I swore to myself I'd never let myself become like that

Though it's more of a murder-suicide pact really, between my partner and I.

>> No.8132009

>>8131982
Huh, and here I thought they did it because our annoyed reactions are funny.

>> No.8132011

>>8131982
No, it's really fun.

>> No.8132013

>>8132006
>"trap" in namefield >partner
Go back to fucking /soc/.

>> No.8132024

>>8132013
lol, sorry, didn't know the suicide thread was only for lonelyfags

>> No.8132028

>>8132024
No, /jp/ is not for /soc/fags like you.

>> No.8132032

>>8132028
glad some random anon is in charge of who goes where

besides I don't do /soc/, I stick with /tg/ and /d/

>> No.8132034

>>8131957
People who actually think about that die without leaving heirs behind, as you can't find meaning to it.
The ones who do reproduce decide believing any bullshit or don't think about it at all.

>> No.8132036

It's bad been today. Did someone actually link to some /soc/ lonely thread?

>> No.8132080

I don't want to commit suicide but I would like to die in an accident or something
being hit by a bus would be tops for me

>> No.8132086

>>8132032
>/d/
I've seen trap threads on /d/.

Some of the most vile circlejerking I've ever witnessed.

>> No.8132087

I want my suicide note to be creative, so I'm gonna make it in the form of a comic. Also I'm gonna wear my Catherine underwear when I do it, even though its a 0000.1% chance, it would be funny if the person who strips me naked will see the underwear and get the reference.

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If something pushed me over the edge now, I might.

Anything like sickness blindness losing my hands, something that would prevent me from using my senses and gaming abilities would be a deal breaker.

As for method, I had no idea...quick & easy was the plan, but now I happily have the perfect plan. Jumping.

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8132153

It's pretty much a sure thing as long as I get my hands on a gun or another surefire way.

'Till then, I'm taking it easy.

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8132162

It would hurt my mum and dah too much. If I could die in a such a way that it would appear like an accident then I would go for it. Dose /jp/ now of such a way perhaps?

>> No.8132166

>>8132162
*Does
I always fuck that up

>> No.8132167

I will never be able to kill myself, the closest thing is that I've been smoking since 7 years and don't plan on stopping in the hope that i die from stroke without any pain.

>> No.8132169

>>8132145
Why are everyone who post Madotsuki suicidal? I'm definitely never going to play Yume Nikki.

>> No.8132183

>>8132169
Because she suicides.

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>>8132145

I'm sort of a nihilist but I don't like the instant "if you're a nihilist go kill yourself response" because it dismisses it as a possibility, as opposed to any other belief (my nilihism isn't exactly a belief, as I'm more agnostic, but I think that LIFE itself has meaning, as there is absolutely nothing to have told us what matters at all...we made everything up ourselves, morals, right and wrong, etc. And importantly too, I believe no one knows what happens after we die for sure).

The real reason I didn't do it was probably just cause my parents who are really nice people and care about me. My family is great too, I'm in good health, look pretty good, and from being a reclusive loser I ended up getting social and talking to people.

But then I just thought it all doesn't matter and now I'm just home, looking for jobs everyday hoping to get a computer which I could use to play an MMO to waste time. :|

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Each time I think about suicide I picture myself drilling a hole into my head with an electric drill. I don't think it's too conventional but you know how things are. I want my suicide to be bloody and messy. But I am not doing it yet, because I am fairly young (19). My life is mostly pain but I somehow live in hope that my future will get brighter over time. I also had a few eye-opening experiences tripping on LSD and mushrooms, perhaps achieving a greater consciousness will make me happy again. I'm planning to take a heroic dose of mushrooms this weekend.

>> No.8132643

I won't kill myself until I'm dying from some painful, incurable disease. Hopefully they've legalized euthanasia by then so I don't have to do it myself.

Or maybe I'll break down once my parents die and kill myself then.

>> No.8134221

>>8131601
XD i said monkey ears again

>> No.8134585

>>8129995
Reminds me of something that happened a few months ago a few miles down the road from where I live.
Apparently some faggot teenager crashed into a tree near his house, he was OK but trapped inside the car. Someone happened along after a few minutes and stopped to see if he was alright. The teenager told him that he was fine, but trapped and told the guy to go get his dad. The guy turns around, gets the kids dad. When they get back to the wreck the car had went up in flames and killed the kid. Real painless, I wager.

>> No.8138424

>>8130080

Never mind how painful and slow it would be compared to more effective methods, some here would fail that no doubt and end up like this guy :3

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f1c_1316874076

>> No.8138434
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8138434

>not come to /jp/ for a while
>"I wonder what /jp/'s up to. Oh how I've missed that board...
>first thread

>How near are you to suicide?

......
Never change....

>> No.8138442

>>8132599

>lsd and mushrooms

Did you end up with HPPD?

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>>8130860
Will you be my girlfriend? I think your filenames are cute and I am looking for a girlfriend.

>> No.8138502

Sometime around 30. About 4 more years to go really. It's only caus I don't know what I'd do with my magical powers once I become a wizard.

But really, I should be gone by then. I'm still leeching off people and they're starting to (rightfully) get tired of me. I'll off myself before they get fed up to the point where they kick me out. Saves them the trouble.

And carbon monoxide poisoning, though I heard that was harder to do than one would think.

>> No.8138534

BUt I wouldn't die even if I was killed.

>> No.8138548

If I had a gun I would have killed myself already.

>> No.8138554

Suicide is pointless. Obsession with something is much better.

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>>8138554
This guy has the idea. You sad fucks just need to find your white whale and stab the shit out of it.

>> No.8138588

>>8138568
Honestly, life would be so much more entertaining if we all just went for broke and God damn the torpedoes.

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