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How would you handle this situation?

>> No.8127014

I would pull him off her and ask him to leave her alone.

>> No.8127016

How did I end up on top of someone?

>> No.8127019

[x] Put it in

>> No.8127018

Suck his cock, dude.

>> No.8127022

Which one am I?

>> No.8127026

>>8127014
and then get socked in the face and watch the events unfold as you cry in the corner like a bitch.

you're supposed to grab the nearest heavy object and hit him over the head until he stops twitching. then take the girl for yourself.

>> No.8127036

>>8127026
>and then get socked in the face and watch the events unfold as you cry in the corner like a bitch.
That's really hot.

>> No.8127117

[x] sorry i tripped
won't go with the [x]genuflect this time

>> No.8128423
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>> No.8128434

I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND

GIVE ME THOSE WOODEN CUBES

NOW

>> No.8128436

[X] pooper

>> No.8128445

I wish I could sexualize the Nichijou girls, but they were too blocky and "cartoonish" in the anime for me to raise my obelisk.

>> No.8128490

>>8128445
>can't raise his obelisk to blocky girls

I bet you don't play minecraft as well.

>> No.8128545

>>8127013
WHAT ARE YOU DOING UNDER ME?! GET AWAY FROM UNDER ME RIGHT NOW, YOU PERVERT!

Being under me when I trip, sheesh. Today's high school girls don't have a shred of decency.

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8128567

>How would you handle this situation?
LIKE A TRUCK

>> No.8128578

Jam it in and make shoot my baby batter deep inside her.

>> No.8128585
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>>8128445
The show was pretty erotic when it wanted to be

>> No.8128622

>>8128585
I must admit, that makes my obelisk react.

>> No.8128644

>>8128545
Glorious example of anime "logic" in these scenarios

>> No.8128675
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8128675

>>8128445
I couldn't sexualize them, either.

>> No.8128683

>>8128675
yeah SURE SUDO PIG. please die or choke on shit.

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8128689

>>8128683

>> No.8128696

>>8128689
You mad? You're lucky I don't track you down and FUCK you up with my krav maga.

>> No.8128701

I thought that was Nitori for a second

>> No.8128708
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>>8128696

>> No.8128711

Why did Nichijou's sales flop

>> No.8128719

>>8128711
Stop trying to trull.

>> No.8128720

>>8128711
Cause it's shit.

>> No.8128722

>>8128711
Because KyoAni fans have no taste.

>> No.8128735

>>8128711
Kyo-Ani fans were saving money for the K-on movie trilogy.

>> No.8128739

>>8128722
And what's your excuse for nobody else buying it?

>> No.8128752

>>8128739
Other people did buy it. For an anime series, it didn't sell badly. It only flopped compared to other KyoAni series.

>> No.8128789

>>8127013
>How would you handle this situation?
I'm not sure I'd have a choice. The man there looks pretty strong so I doubt I'd have a chance to escape. If anything, I'd just lie back and try my best not to pass out from the pain.

>> No.8128834

>>8128789
Slut.

>> No.8128924

>>8127013
I would panic and be raped like I was as a child.

>> No.8128929

"B-be gentle..I-its my firsto taimu~"
And then i would suck his cock, dude.

>> No.8128936

Would Nichijou sex involve hilarious overreactions?

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>>8128936
工エエェェ(´д`)ェェエエ工

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>>8128936

>> No.8129239 [DELETED] 

>>8129158
Source?

>> No.8129343

>>8129239
http://www.mangabox.com/back/2011-11-03/nichijou-hinichijou/hinichi_00.shtml

>> No.8129355

>>8129343
>>8129239
>everything that is wrong with /jp/.

>> No.8129963

>>8129355
/jp/ just existing is already wrong

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