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>> No.8126542

And I thank God for that every day.

>> No.8126544

im 19 actually

>> No.8126548

>>8126539
I have no regrets.
This is the only path.

>> No.8126551

Sounds great to me.
My life is quite enjoyable.
If I would be unhappy with how my life is currently I would change it

>> No.8126565

Oi, oi. I'm 20 in 2 weeks, cut me some slack.

>> No.8126574

are you implying our life would be better if we all work hard early on so we can get a job working for jews?

>> No.8126583

>>8126539
I've got a decent job *and* sit in my room playing video games and masturbate to cartoon characters.

Problem?

>> No.8126602

What's your point?

>> No.8126608

All the chances I once had are gone OP. I've now had two bad semesters I can't just come back from and I'll be 21 in 3 months. Suicide is the only way out of this mess.

>> No.8126618

Those 1 in a billion men who accomplish something great will still die, just like the other 6 billion under achievers.

If I spend my days masturbating to cartoon characters as opposed to photoshopped sluts, who's to care?

>> No.8126667

>>8126618
>Those 1 in a billion men who accomplish something great will still die, just like the other 6 billion under achievers.
That's 7 billion these days. Sickening though our population growth is.

>> No.8126736

I realized that the world isn't worth devoting my time to.

>> No.8126783

This isn't the real me.

>> No.8126818

Given the circumstances, I'm doing quite nicely, actually.

>> No.8126829

>You had opportunities
nope

>> No.8126835

My real life just hasn't started yet.

>> No.8126843
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8126843

I wouldn't have it any other way.

>> No.8126860

I'm doing what I love AND doing the aforementioned fapping to cartoons.
Can't be helped, OP.

>> No.8126882

>>8126539

I am something great. Also, you might as well change that to 30+. And yes, I sit in my LIVING room and play video games and masturbate to cartoons. I wouldn't have it any other way.

>> No.8127004

>>8126539
Two years to go!

>> No.8127005

>>8126608
This.

>> No.8127021
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8127021

>>8126608
>>8127005
Dropping out isn't that bad you guys. You don't have to pretend to do school work anymore.

>> No.8127027

My life at one of the foremost centers of learning in the nation is as fine as it could get, thank you.

>> No.8127029

>>8127021
Well I actually failed. I would agree, but now I'm £6,000 in debt for tuition I didn't even get a qualification from.

>> No.8127031

>>8127027
You sound like a faggot nerd, nerd.

>> No.8127033

>>8126539
so it's the same as it was ever since i was 11 and discovered fapping, except i have faster internet that's not 56k and a much better pc now.

feels good man

>> No.8127035

>>8127031
You sound jelly, neckbeard.

>> No.8127042

Jokes on you, silly OP, I'm 18 and I'm already a FAILURE.

>> No.8127049

>>8127027
Are you at Harvard too?

>> No.8127051 [DELETED] 
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8127051

<talking with my korean friends about ancestry
<mention I have slavic ancestry
<they joke about how my ancestors could have been slaves to Romans
<remember that koreans were slaves to japanese
<want to impress my friends with my knowledge of their culture
<remember that I saw the word jjokbari on /jp/
<say their ancestors could have been slaves to the jjokbari
<suddenly everyone is mad
<apparently that's a very bad word and I really offended them when I said it because they have Japanese friends and stuff
>fuck you /jp/

>> No.8127053

>>8127049
Since when is Harvard an institution of higher learning?
No, sorry, I go to a good school. If you go there, enjoy having class Monday.

>> No.8127054

Hell yeah, motherfucker.
Doing what I want is the only way to live.

>> No.8127059

>>8126551
Though you would not change it if you was ashamed about it.

>> No.8127066

I don't fap.

>> No.8127072

>>8126583
No, I'm very jealous actually. What do you do?

Also, I'm 20 in a month, so I guess I'm headed there even though I already do these things everyday or so.

>> No.8127081

>>8126860
What is it?

>> No.8127095
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8127095

>Now you're 20+ years old sitting in your room playing video games and masturbating to cartoon characters.

DAMN SKIPPY I'M WIT IT.

>> No.8127100

I'm 18 though. I could do something with my life, I have good grades etc. but I just don't give a fuck.

>> No.8127113

2011 /jp/ - Daycare for teenagers

>> No.8127118

I won the lottery. Deal with it.

>> No.8127120

>>8127118
I myself just won a legal lawsuit that netted me about $670,000 so i won't ever have to leave my room again in the foreseeable future.

>> No.8127128

>>8127100
Just get a degree. Don't be like and let your grades drop. You may think you can just make money by investing or getting a job but it's not that easy. Just get your degree and then decide to be lazy if you so want, trust me.

>> No.8127133

And I think it's for the best since what I wanted to do as a kid I'd have never get to done it at all.

>> No.8127142

>>8127120
I would go *****r rich and blow that much money in a matter of a couple years.

Are you doing anything with your settlement? Like investments or something?

>> No.8127156

I'm going to be a gamemaker and manga artist.

>> No.8127161

>>8127156
>manga artist
hahahahahahahahahahaha

>> No.8127167

>>8126736
what world do you live in then?

>> No.8127168
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8127168

I'm sitting in my air force dormitory playing video games and masturbating to cartoon characters

living the dream

>> No.8127181

Everyone sort of assumed I'd be a fuckup like my parents and treated me so. So no, I didn't really get too many chances to be 'great."

However as someone who has learned just how much working sucks I'm not too worried about it.

>> No.8127179

>>8127156
Gaijins cannot become manga artists. You can only make ero doujinshi.

>> No.8127223

>>8127168
What's it like in the (ch)Air Force?

>> No.8127224

I'm 30 actually.

>> No.8127271

>assuming education is over at age 20

Sure is third world countries in here.

>> No.8127290

i just asked some rich-as-fuck remote relatives via mail if they can get me a job and now i'm writing applications.
i want to buy tons of pvc figures and otaku stuff.

yeah it's actually the only reason

>> No.8127303

I live to play the lotto nowadays.

>> No.8127342

>>8127224
Same here. Still worthless though.

>> No.8127345

>>8127303
Win anything? I've been thinking, as I've never won anything through luck in my entire life, those numbers must be gathering up for one huge moment of luck right?

Even in my dreams I can't win anything, so maybe it's just like Madoka and all of it will string together to win something just once.

>> No.8127347

>>8127342
You're not worthless.

>> No.8127358

>>8127345
The most I've ever won was 1,000 bucks.

>> No.8127363

Even if you say that, I'm an engineer.

>> No.8127368

>>8127347
Why not?

>> No.8127416

>>8127345
> s I've never won anything through luck in my entire life, those numbers must be gathering up for one huge moment of luck right?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambler%27s_fallacy

>> No.8127469

My mother wanted a pet not a child, and my father was a crazed Vietnam vet who liked fucking children. Pretty sure I never stood a snow ball's chance in hell.

>> No.8127491

>>8127368
Because you're here with us. And you are a part of this place. You'll always have worth here.

>> No.8127496

>>8127491
What if people tell me that I'm a faggot and that I should get out?

>> No.8127504

feelsgoodman

>> No.8127508

>>8127469
> my father was a crazed Vietnam vet who liked fucking children.
A pedophile who hates non-Japanese Asians? He sounds like a /jp/er's perfect father.

>> No.8127523

Since being great is subjective, why is my opinion that I'm already doing something great invalid, I wonder?

>> No.8127550

Yeah I had it all, a good family, friends, social skills and I was kinda smart. I have no excuses for my failures, but I'm really glad I got to be a child until I was 25. Let's see for how much longer I can keep up being this way.

>> No.8127830

>>8127496
Even if they are serious you should not mind them. There will always be people who won't get along with you as well as people who will always get along with you. Anyway to me, everyone here is valuable. I never feel lonely when I'm on here. To me that is the greatest worth of my life.

>> No.8127847

>>8126539
Jokes on you. I am doing well in life, AND masturbating to cartoon characters and playing video games.

>> No.8128104

I'm a student, don't have time to play video games, and masturbating is great.

>> No.8128107

I don't play video games.

>> No.8128127

>>8126539
I don't masturbate to cartoon characters.

>>8127005
>>8126608
This would have been me if I weren't extremely intelligent and my family didn't have connections.

Still, life is never over at twenty-one. The majority of people live decent lives without graduating from college, and nothing is stopping you from attempting to finish a bachelor's degree at twenty-seven except yourself (a formidable obstacle if there ever was one.)

>> No.8128138

>>8128127
What are you doing here?

>> No.8128143

>>8128138
Somebody has to fuck your Touhou.

>> No.8131764
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8131764

So many young fags here...
I am 24 now and turn next year 25.

>> No.8131867

Holy shit, I'm twenty.
Why haven't I killed myself yet?

>> No.8131876

>>8131867
Do you sometimes experience not being completely sure of your current age without consulting your birthdate? I got that yesterday.

>> No.8131882 [DELETED] 

>>8131764
I remembered I was 26 a couple of days ago. How the fuck did that happen.

>> No.8131899

>>8131876
"I'm 24!"
"Wait.."
"Fuck, I'm actually 26."

>> No.8131934

Wrong, I was obese, retarded, and obviously bullied by everyone.
Now I'm less obese, more retarded, and everyone on /jp/ bullies me.

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8131946

Fairly certain I saw this thread yesterday. What retard keeps making them?

And I'm quite happy with the way I'm living right now. Going outside to live my 'dreams' would be too time consuming, and I don't think I have any to begin with as I've rotted my soul to it's core.

>> No.8131959

>>8131946
It's the same shitty thread that keeps getting bumped.

>> No.8131991

I could really be great, yeah. Like making 99% signs because my dream degree is actually worth shit.

>> No.8132014

>>8131959
It is? I could have sworn that it got deleted and remade.

But thank you for answering that. Off to report it.

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