/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama
I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop doing this to me, he died during the tsunami. His legions of fans mourned him for 12 long months, ENOUGH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8125791
But it hasn't even been 12 months yet.

[Anonymous No.]

The way his apartment is laid out -- with the paint, carpet and the door screen -- is exactly like mine.

I know these identifiers are all ubiquitous markers of cheap apartments everywhere, but whenever I see that picture I wonder if he's living a few doors down from me, practicing with his katana.

[Anonymous No.]

Look at that face. He would never hurt you intentionally, he would never force you to do anything you did not want to do.
He would put a blanket over you if you fell asleep on the sofa, he would make you a nice breakfast in the morning and expect nothing afterwards.
He remembers every birthday of his friends, and goes out of his way to make everyones day a bit brighter.

He was far too young to die, but the good ones always die young.

You were an honest soul Ken-sama, I will forever remember you.

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>>8125801

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[Anonymous No.]

Sieg Zeon /jp/, my name is Ken Ashtray.

I'm a 28 year earthling. I draw Red Comet and Zeon symbols on the street walls, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Zeon games. (Training program A, Training program B, Training program C etc)

I train with my MS-06C Zaku II every day, this mobile suit can shoot through the five Magellan class battleships, and vastly superior to any other Earth Federation mobile suit. I've bought it on a black market one year ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I know, both Anthem and the Zeon soldier's charter. I know everything about Zeon history and their moral code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Zeon visa, I am moving to Side 3 to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about magnificent spacenoid culture. I hope I can become a pilot for Zaku or a spaceship operator!

I own several zeon military uniforms, which I wear at home. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Principality of Zeon, so I can fit in easier. I salute to my elders and seniors and get in fights with EF soldiers as often as I can, but rarely I manage to get out unharmed... and victorious.

Wish me luck in Zeon!

[Anonymous No.]

It's been confirmed.

[Shikieiki !!T3dW8SatkER No.]

Just as according to Keikaku!

[Shikieiki !!T3dW8SatkER No.]

>>8125807

Just as according to Keikaku!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8125804
Genius.
>>8125807
Damn you, I choked on my drink!

[Anonymous No.]

I seriously died a little on the inside when I read this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8125816
It's ok anon, he will be born as a japanese man in his new life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8125819

And then he's reborn as Kenichi Smith.

[Anonymous No.]

I always wondered why he was going to attend high school 27

[Anonymous No.]

Howdy /jp/, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting my craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks)

I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch emblem on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both Texas and the Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil!

I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8125931
>BBQ
>American

I'm sure you can think up a better cliché American pastime than one stolen from the Australians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8125931

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>>8125940
Perhaps you arent familiar of what makes america what it is

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>>8125940
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8125940
Hate to break it to you bub but we were barbecuing since before you fags were even shipped from Britain.

inb4 you're one of those ignorant shits who think grilling=bbq

[Anonymous No.]

>>8125931
Cowboys are overrated. I don't see why they're so popular, because in my country we had cattle herders hundreds of years before they appeared in the US. They were also one of the cruelest bunch which made them good soldiers.

[Anonymous No.]

G'day, my name is bazza
I'm a 27 year old American Aussiephile (Australian fan for you codgers). I draw aboriginal dot paintings on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Australian games. (... aw fuck)

I train with my Boomerang every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through marsupials because it is carved over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my boomerang license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Australian fluently, both general and broad dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Australian history and their mateship code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Australian visa, I am moving to Noosa to attend a prestigious pub to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can be a drover or a crocodile wrangler!

I own several swags, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Australia, so I can fit in easier. I cooee to my elders and seniors and speak Australian slang as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

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