/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

How many dudes did she kill before being hired by the devil to make tea?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you remember how many breads you've eaten in your life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8123494

You would need to specify the type of bread, I keep running totals of each, but not an overall count.

[Anonymous No.]

7, a dog and a soda vending machine.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope the next fanon-buster bomb ZUN drops is revealing Sakuya's secret origin that he mentioned years ago.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>8123526

All You Zombies starring Sakuya and/or/as Eirin.

[Anonymous No.]

How would she go from being presumably some sort of killer good with knives to being a maid? Why does Japan just assume all women are good at being maids? I wouldn't know how to be a maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8123542
You'd learn quickly enough if a little vampire girl were forcing you to be her maid OR ELSE. Eventually you might even develop extreme Stockholm Syndrome just like Sakuya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8123533
Mmmmm delicious silver hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>8123550
that's 1 theory, others include:
>remilia manipulated sakuyas fate to make sakuya her maid.
>sakuya was transported from outside gensokyo - be it as a fighter or as a normal person (zun confirmed sakuya is not originally from gensokyo).
>sakuya lost in combat to remilia and so was forced to work for her.

The interesting questions are why does sakuya bear no ill intent towards someone who might eat her? And why hasn't remilia eaten her? That however, might be due to vampires being unable to feast on humans that aren't worthless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8123656
Remi has a very small appetite so I don't think she wants to drain a human fully, and she's certain not glutenous enough to prove a threat to Sakuya.