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I just finished playing through all of KoG's Spaceland games out of boredom. Here's how I rank them:

Alice in Spaceland: 0/10 - What a piece of autistic dribble. It's the same level 7 times in a row with more FOEs added on per level. The bosses are trash, the hit boxes are ridiculously large, and the final boss takes WAY too long to kill. Don't play it.

AiS 2: 0/10 - Exactly like the first, only the FOEs now shoot nearly invisible gray bullets that blend with the background. What the hell was KoG thinking?

AiS 3: 2/10 - An improvement, but not by much. Cirno is now in an ice spaceship (how does that even make sense?), and there are now long dialogues before the bosses. The humor is outdated and not funny in the slightest.

Alice Xi: 1/10 - IT'S THE SAME LEVEL TEN TIMES IN A ROW. I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING. KoG basically just swapped the graphics for each level and added a boss. It's so ridiculous when you look at it. The final level was okay though.

Cirno Xi: 2/10 - Only 3 bland levels with retarded FOEs. The final boss was anti-climatic. There's a ton of add-on bosses, but they aren't very good.

Spaceland Adventure: 1/10 - IT'S ALICE XI, ONLY ALL COMBINED TOGETHER. The boss is...a goomba combined with an FOE? I'm starting to wonder if KoG is ZUN's cousin, because he'd have to be either high or drunk all the time to make this crap.

Spaceland Adventure 2: 7/10 - Levels that are...playable? Bosses that are...interesting? 55 page fanfic that links EVERY single one of KoG's horrible games? I hate to admit it, but I really enjoyed this game. I can't believe the same person who made all the other games also made this one, since it is a MAJOR upgrade. Since KoG said this game was the game to end the entire series (and the 55 page fanfic wraps up most of the loose ends), it looks like he went all out in making it.

So there you have it. All the negative criticism KoG gets for his games is well founded excluding the last game which was pretty cool.

>> No.8119681

>Cirno is now in an ice spaceship (how does that even make sense?)

it makes perfect sense

>> No.8119684

who is kog?

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>> No.8119686 [DELETED] 

>>8119684
A miserable pile of autism.

>> No.8119690

>>8119684
A miserable pile of autism.

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Pffff....I find it amusing how the babies at Newgrounds can't even recognize how awesome KoG games are.
Just look at this review for one of KoG recent games

>it needs:

>a healthbar for the boss
This kid is so stupid he didn't even played the game untill the Story mode and Extra stage , were there IS a healthbar for the boss
>upgrades like a temporary shield, weapon upgrades...
>Temporary shield
ROFL, too much danmaku for you kid??
>Weapon upgrades
There are weapon upgrades n00b
>a mute button and a pause button
Turn of your speakers - Problem Solved -
>a quality button because your game lags.
Buy a better computer scum
>4.0 / 10.0

Pff, these kids are pathetic they don't even have the competence to finish the game before
reviewing it, they don't deserve your games KoG

>> No.8119697

>>8119684

The best contributor to ever grace /jp/'s presence.

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>> No.8119703

what was that thing he did for Halloween last year?

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