/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>>57244967
>One time, Urobushit even thought Vampires + Kamen Rider would be a great idea.
>However, it turned out to be a horrible idea and Vjedogonia became Nitro+'s worst selling game in history.

Fuck those /a/tard

[Anonymous No.]

>>8117880
Touhou is an old anime about a bunch of half-demon girls who live in a giant magical garden called "Gensokyo" and fight and other crap.

Idols are Japanese girls who gain popularity through mediocre singing talent, airbrushed photoshoots and sucking the right cocks. (/jp/ likes to keep tabs on them in case one of them turns out to be a witch. Oh right I forgot to mention we also hunt witches in the dead of night, that's why we can't be social with normalfriends, we don't want you to get involved.)

Figures are small statuettes of anime characters that /jp/ orders from Japan using the doubloons we receive from the Vatican for hunting down those dirty witches. /jp/ is quite fond of these, because they drive away the memories of the corpses of families that fall victim to witches that we have to wade through when we get to their lairs.

Normal dolls was simply refering to non life-sized, non-sex dolls. The kind rich white girls used to get from estranged uncles for their birthdays, /jp/ likes them for similar reasons to the Figures. (Also they're really cute and fun to dress up.)

[Koshiro No.]

wow

[Anonymous No.]

I seriously doubt Vjedogonia is their worst selling game in history when it has 500 more reviews on EGS than Angelos Armas and Hanachirasu.