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8116052 No.8116052 [Reply] [Original]

Why are women so bad in sports compared to men?

I haven't left my bed in about a year and I could probably still beat most women in Javelin, hammer and discus throw.

Why do they even try?

>> No.8116058

they don't even lift

>> No.8116057

What if they are slower and weaker? They can still suck cocks much better than men.

>> No.8116059
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>>8116057
My boy... You have no idea how wrong you are.

>> No.8116062

Maybe in high school, OP.

>> No.8116063

>>8116057
I think guys would probably be better at that too, owing to have they have more experience with penis

>> No.8116065

>>8116057
Women can't even kiss right.
I know because I've kissed lots of women before and I used to make up with my brother all the time, he was a lot better.

>> No.8116066

It's a cruel joke played on women by feminists. The female and male evolved to meet different needs, and there's no shame in being useless in male fields, which she is.

>> No.8116068

Women are only useful for house maintenance (kitchen, clean rooms etc.) and sucking cocks

>> No.8116069

>>8116062
Not really, even the the world champion German womens soccer team lost to a bunch of young teenage boys as well.

>> No.8116071
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>>8116068
I assure you I am much better at sucking cocks than any ugly female.

>> No.8116072

But it's not supposed to be about winning it's supposed to be about fun!
That's what all the female coaches told me

>> No.8116079

>>8116071
I have never sucked a cock, but my tongue control is supreme, I could probably make a /jp/sie cum in less than one minute.

>> No.8116081

The women's world record for the 100 meter dash is too slow to pass the qualification requirements to compete in the men's event in the 2008 Olympics.

>> No.8116082

>>>/jp/

>> No.8116085

>>8116079
It's a shame dick ducking isnt an olympic sport.

>> No.8116089

"We always stick to one thread" He said.

>> No.8116100

>>8116085
We could become famous

>> No.8116105
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>>8116100
famous... *---*

>> No.8116109

>>8116105
No...wTH NO!!!

>> No.8116113

>>8116109
too L8 I already suck'd the HELL out of a cawk

>> No.8116121

Why are all tripfags so gay?

>> No.8116117

>>8116113
oh WtH... you little slut

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8116125

I'd watch trap football.
...not that that it would be any different.

>> No.8116140

>>8116125
>trap football
It's called "Inazuma Eleven".

>> No.8116161

>>8116140
Yeah, I tried watching that but it sure as hell got nothing to do with football and I couldn't stand it.

>> No.8116658

OP, you fap alot.

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