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Why are you guys so goddamn perverted?

Every single thread here has some disgusting sexual connotation to it. It's like you guys never matured past puberty and have no sense of shame, or maybe you just don't care. None of the other buri boards are like this; they actually have normal conversations about innocent, non-sexual topics related to their board. Yet for some reason this place is practically a hentai board.

Every time I misclick on here instead of /lit/ I feel like I need a shower.

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>>8115161

You talking about this thread, are ya?

>> No.8115166

nukige everyday

>> No.8115170

/jp/ is messed up in the head, you should know this by now.

So /jp/, which touhou's feet would you lick? I would like Shikieki's as I imagine her to be very ticklish while reluctant.

>> No.8115171

...you want me to suck you off maybe?

>> No.8115173
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We only read eroge, all our manga and anime series are ecchi, I have never seen a vagina.

>> No.8115174

>>8115170
Which Touhou's armpit shavings would you eat?

>> No.8115176

>>8115173
I saw one on /gif/ once, it was very gross. Why can't god make vaginas good looking? People can draw nice vaginas so why can't god make better ones?

>> No.8115178

I'm not even kidding when I say the OP image makes me want to eat her shit. She's so tsundere for me.

>> No.8115179

>>8115176
>implying god's real.

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>>8115170
Does it have to be some shitty 2hu?

>> No.8115185

Who gives a shit let's talk about semen. Has anyone noticed a change in their semen in the past few months? Mine's gotten a lot more thicker for whatever reason. It might have something to do with the weather.

Speaking of the weather, I experienced some kind of torsion or something the other day. I don't wear underwear and I wear really thin shorts so that you can clearly see my penis sway as I walk, and I think that when I went outside while wearing those shorts it caused my balls to scrunch up very quickly and caused torsion. It was either from that, or the fact that I masturbated a lot the night prior. You see, before this incident, each time before I went to bed, I would masturbate as much as possible. That particular night I went three times in a very short time. I've since limited myself to two times per night, maybe or more if I have more time, but that's a big maybe. I've also gone ahead and started wearing pants or maybe even pants with underwear if the pair of pants is particularly loose or thin. I haven't had any problems down there since I made these changes.

>> No.8115188 [DELETED] 

>>8115178
My image is exactly how I feel when weirdos like you who think I'm in love with them because I talked to them once.

>> No.8115187

>>8115181
It can be an Idolmaster, Koihime, or touhou but I will not allow anymore.

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>>8115174
fifteen seconds in gimp to make it worksafe.

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>> No.8115191

>>8115179
God is real dude, I don't what you're smoking. If he wasn't real then who made vaginas?

>> No.8115192

>>8115181
Oh Haruka, you so fine, I'd love to lick off your toejam and the shit-crust off your asshairs.

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>> No.8115200

>>8115181
Why does this image give me such a raging boner?

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>> No.8115204

>>8115193
>>8115192
>>8115186
>>8115176
/jp/ is a very strange place, I wouldn't come here if I was you OP.

>> No.8115205

I imagine this is every girl's reaction when they first stumble on /jp/.

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/jp/

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inside the mind of every /jp/sie

>> No.8115216

>>8115215
I'd suck all of those

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>>8115178
Reminds me of George lusting after Jerry's girlfriend because of how much she despises him.

Georgi-kun really is /jp/'s hero.

>> No.8115218

>>8115188
The ones that are approaching you in that manner are /v/ and /a/ goers, /jp/ doesn't have the lonely weirdos. We have the delusional weirdos that don't get out much and probably wouldn't respond I you conversed with them. Example: some girl missed something in class the other day and asked me if I would explain it to her, I walked away mumbling something about being short on time.

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the subject matter is contained with any individual perception of the word otaku

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>> No.8115220

Misclick on this *grabs dick*

>> No.8115223

>>8115217
Correction: George IS /jp/, down to the misanthropy and unending personal failure.

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into the mouth we go

>> No.8115227

>>8115223
Except George is automatically disqualified because he sleeps with 3DPD.

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美しい

>> No.8115231

These images are pretty deep

>> No.8115232

Somebody more bored than I am, go shop in the "stop censorship" black box under uboa and around behind Madotsuki's face

YN is a dojin/indie game, so it's vaguely appropriate.

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true face of every man

>> No.8115234

>>8115227
Only to fit the story, IRL he would be talking about which touhous he wants to fuck.

>> No.8115235

>>8115173
>I have never seen a vagina.
And you know what, you probably never will. The longer you stay on this board the longer things will remain the same.

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we'll always listen to you, as long as you are willing to speak

>> No.8115238
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absurdity

>> No.8115236

>/jp/ - Creepy Polish surrealism culture

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when you look in the mirror what do you see?

>> No.8115245

>>8115186
Can I have source?
Your censor made it imposible to search with reverse image engines.

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>>8115236
More accurate a description than you think.

>> No.8115243

>>8115235
But as one poster said they look gross...

>> No.8115244
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someone is at the door

>> No.8115248

>>8115235
There is truth to this. Time will slip by, and one day you will look into the mirror and see a 40-year old man with thinning temples. All opportunities gone, all friendship discarded and lost.

Not that it matters, however.

>> No.8115251

>>8115245
http://exhentai.org/?f_doujinshi=1&f_manga=1&f_artistcg=0&f_gamecg=0&f_western=0&amp
;f_non-h=0&f_imageset=0&f_cosplay=0&f_asianporn=0&f_misc=0&f_search=fakepucco&am
p;f_apply=Apply+Filter&advsearch=

This is all I cound find for the artist quickly. If it's not in the list, just google around for his name. Pretty sure the one with the Aya cover is it though.

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join the sermon

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>>8115248

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red

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>>8115161
OP

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meguca a shit

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that feel

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>>8115262
Whelp, I need a new pair of underwear.

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>> No.8115274

>>8115265
That feel when you are devoured by an Eldritch abomination.

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I hope you now know that /jp/ is not only about being perverted.

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>>8115278
It's also about being depressed and thinking up of ways to make cash without getting a job.

>> No.8115284

It's just that /jp/ is very romantic and wants to be loved by someone who is 100% devoted

>> No.8115288

>>8115283
I think I could start a computer repair shop in my small town. Like everyone I know has these shitty virus problems and stuff easily fixed like that and they're used to paying $100 to get it fixed. I think I could charge like $25 with a promise to make it run like new. Thing is, if I rented a space in this store outlet could I sleep in the back room at night?

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jump on in the bandwagon

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do you feel this way once in a while?

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>> No.8115313

>>8115161
Who is this autistic /x/ spammer?

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>>8115313
Who are you? If it irks you to stare into the human soul, then what are you?

>> No.8115320

Why would op post here if they dislike the board? I think he just secretly wants to suck a cock. Our threads got to him and now he's lashing out.

>> No.8115340

>>8115320
>he

Yeah..... no.

>> No.8115348

>>8115340
Silly anon forgot that we are all little girls here

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