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8115065 No.8115065 [Reply] [Original]

>you will never be Hatsune Miku's under-desk cunnilingus slave

>> No.8115067

Vaginas are icky, I wouldn't touch one if you payed me too.

>> No.8115069

>>8115065
Since I prefer to be the dominant party, I'm ok with this.

>> No.8115071

miku a shit

>> No.8115074

>>8115065
Let's do thing in order
>2D characters won't ever exist ; _ ;
>Hatsune Miku will never be real ; _ ;
>Hatsune Miku will never fall in love with you ; _ ;
>Hatsune Miku will never be wicked enough to do some things

And now is when you insert your one.

>> No.8115075

>>8115074
hater

>> No.8115076

>>8115067
>payed
GAAAAH

>> No.8115080

>>8115076
Who gives a fuck?
a) nobody b) nobody
c) nobody d) grammar nazi

>> No.8115088

>>8115080
Get in the oven, grammar Jew.

>> No.8115094

I'd rather be her anilingus slave.

>> No.8115100

>/jp/

>> No.8115123

Lewd.

>> No.8115140

Does anyone else have a face sitting fetish? I don't mean it in a "i want to be dominated" way but just for the sake of her pleasure. Girls getting off gets me off somehow.

>> No.8115141

>>8115140
You're gay.

>> No.8115142

>>8115140
Sounds kinda gay.

>> No.8115330

mikumiku bump

>> No.8115352

>>8115140

Yes, I will do a facesitting dump here later once I get back from work.

>> No.8115356

For some reason, I have a fantasy about wanting to perform oral sex on Miku-san. I don't really even want her to get me off. It would be enough to know that she's gotten some use out of a person like me, no matter how shameless her requests were. I would gladly spend hours under her skirt while she simply lays back and enjoys it, perhaps while reading a book or using a laptop or watching TV. I'm sure at the end of the session my erection would be painfully throbbing and leaking with anticipation, but unless she specifically stated that she wanted to do something about it, I wouldn't even make any mention of it. Maybe afterward she'd simply ask me to massage her shoulders or cook something for her, completely ignoring the way my body reacts when it's around her. Of course I'd do anything she'd ask of me. I'm sure she'd appreciate everything I'd do for her, even if she doesn't let me know directly.

>> No.8115360

>>8115356
Thats nice

>> No.8115363

At least I know her orgasms will be in key.

>> No.8115396

>>8115140
GAAAAAAAAAAY

>> No.8115623

>>8115356
Would you lick her ass?

Would you lick Miku's ass?

>> No.8115627

>>8115140
Homo.

>> No.8115628

>>8115140
Fag.

>> No.8115629

>>8115140
That's pretty gay.

>> No.8115630

>>8115074

Who are you quoting anyway?

>> No.8115631

>>8115356
...and this is still one of the more _normal_ posts I've seen on /jp/.

Welp, back to /g/.

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8115651

>>8115363
*badum-tish*

>> No.8115693

>>8115623
maybe

>> No.8115703

>>8115140

Does anyone else have a dry humping fetish? I don't mean it in a "I want to be humped like animal" way but just for the sake of his pleasure. Traps getting off gets me off somehow.

>> No.8115704

testing

>> No.8116872

>>8115352
Please make this happen.

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