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Anonymous Wed, Nov 16, 2011 23:53:19 No.8113837 [Reply] [Original]

Show your crypt thread. Go.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 16, 2011 23:53:18 No.8113841 Wow. Get a life dood.

>>	「ロリあき」 Wed, Nov 16, 2011 23:55:19 No.8113844 There's nothing nerdy about my van besides the fact I own it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 16, 2011 23:55:48 No.8113846 >>8113841 sup Kevin

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 16, 2011 23:56:49 No.8113848 >>8113841 >Wow. Get a life dood. >Wow. Get a life >Wow. Get a >Wow. Get >Wow. >/jp/

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 16, 2011 23:57:49 No.8113850 >>8113841 Who the FUCK are you talking to? I will bust you in the fucking mouth, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 16, 2011 23:59:18 No.8113857 >>8113837 That's really pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 16, 2011 23:59:18 No.8113858 >Gamecube what a NERD

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 16, 2011 23:59:18 No.8113859 >>8113841 suck my cock dude

Anonymous Thu, Nov 17, 2011 00:00:48 No.8113862

>>8113850
you feel like punching me in the face? bring it on you faggot. I know multiple fighting styles, and I also carry a switchblade with me at all times. Something fucking tells me that you'd be better off keeping your arms down at your sides. If you can't fucking put "cause" and "effect" together in that pathetic brain of yours, I'll help you out here. You'll be standing face to face with me, and let me fucking tell you, it'll already be too fucking late to back down at that point. You might decide "well shit, I might as well stay true to my word and throw a fucking punch". This is where you will go wrong. I hope you don't have a job that requires two fucking hands, because you're going to be missing one after I'm done with you. I'll casually divert your fist off to the side, as you suddenly realize you may have gotten yourself into something you can't back up. You'll try to regroup and pull your arm back, but that wont be easy when I jab my spear-pointed Benchmade switchblade straight through the bone in your forearm, and proceed to rip your entire fucking forearm and hand off in one quick pull. At this point, you'll probably spend 2 seconds in shock. I say 2 seconds, because thats the amount of time you'll have before I reverse the knife in my hand, and uppercut it straight through your throat. You'll spend your last few seconds gurgling blood, and wondering where you went wrong. After that, I'll be forced to take care of any witnesses who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Nothing a few quick choke slams can't fix, followed by a nice gentle slice across the jugular with the Benchmade.
Now, motherfucker, you sure you want to go through with that punch?

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Anonymous Thu, Nov 17, 2011 00:03:48 No.8113877
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>>8113862
I didn't fight in the Gulf for 10 fucking years to be insulted to my face over the internet by some stuck-up brat.

Reported and called my buddies in the national guard. Prepare to be assraped - you fucked with the wrong guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 17, 2011 00:10:19 No.8113914 >>8113862 >>8113877 Laughed so hard I created hypersonic vibrations that caused major seismic activity in my local area and now half my town is buried underground.

Anonymous Thu, Nov 17, 2011 00:10:48 No.8113920

>>8113877
You don't know who you're fuckin with. I'm a 216 pound black man. I work as a security guard for a professional skater. I do carry guns, and I have been trained to use them in the event of an emergency and have been trained where to shoot to show self defense. I also have a 11 inch cock that I'm gonna ram up your ass.

Anonymous Thu, Nov 17, 2011 00:13:18 No.8113940

>>8113920
Why do you come to 4chan? Why don't you get some friends? try to get laid, do something besides going on 4chan to try and act like a pretentious shitdick. If you had anybody in your life who actually wanted to listen to what you had to say you wouldn't be doing this, and if you weren't a complete piece of shit you would realize that nobody is going to read your point of view you faggot. Just stop or kill yourself, either or is fine with me.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 17, 2011 00:13:48 No.8113938 >>8113920 >I also have a 11 inch cock Can I touch it? This is /just penis/ after all.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 17, 2011 00:14:49 No.8113943 I DO SO LOVES THE INTARDWEBS!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 17, 2011 00:15:49 No.8113945 >>8113940 this

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 17, 2011 00:20:18 No.8113959 looks like you live in your parents house.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 17, 2011 00:21:19 No.8113964 >>8113959 Welcome to /jp/

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 17, 2011 00:22:48 No.8113969 ITT: trolls trolling trolls.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 17, 2011 00:23:18 No.8113971 >>8113969 ITT: no one's getting trolled, everyone shitposts

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 17, 2011 00:23:49 No.8113974 >>8113969 >>>/b/

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