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8109376 No.8109376 [Reply] [Original]

Why don't you have a kawaii girlfriend?

>> No.8109378

Because I have kawaii boyfriend.

>> No.8109382

Don't post that, I just ate.

>> No.8109383

>>8109376

Because there are no primary schools around here. *ba-dum-tish*

>> No.8109387

That looks like it has a cock, dude.
Also i would rather have a trap boyfriend.

>> No.8109388
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8109388

Why would I have a kawaii girlfriend?

>> No.8109391

>>8109383
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Rav9ijyyZk

>> No.8109393

Women are annoying as fuck. Wonder how they became so popular in the first place.

>> No.8109398

>>8109393
Because men like spreading their genes.

>> No.8109417

>>8109393
Lack of options

>> No.8109427

>>8109417

Nonsense... there's always dogs and farm animals.

>> No.8109438

>>8109427
Both domesticated quite a while after men had been breeding with women. Granted, we eventually got more options, but you know how people are once they've set the standard.

>> No.8109435

>>8109393

Because they were quite lovely at one point in time and adhered to gender roles.

>> No.8109444

>>8109438

And soon we may have another option thanks to technology. Yes, I'm talking about androids.

>> No.8109446

>>8109393
female conspiracy

>>8109444
They will make some shitty restriction on them. Like a law about artifical intelligence violation, where you wil go to jail for copulating with an underaged android.

>> No.8109449

>>8109446

>go to jail for copulating with an underaged android.

Like that would stop anyone...

>> No.8109456

>>8109446
They'll take my lolibot when they pry my cold dead wang out from her.

>> No.8109457

>>8109449
Due to hacking threats, A.I. for androids will be only accessible by remote connection to official servers.
Intrusion is going to be immediately detected and reported. Android firmly locks on your dick, while police takes its time to get to your home.

>> No.8109468

Nobody will stop me from installing my 9 years old loli custom firmware.

>> No.8109487

>>8109457

>Android firmly locks on your dick, while police takes its time to get to your home.

And then you sue the manufacturer for millions of dollars because it damaged your penis... I know how this works.

>> No.8109503

>>8109376
That slut looks like a Jew. The nose knows.

>> No.8109507

>>8109444
Do you mean becoming the androids? I hope that's what you mean.

>> No.8109518

>>8109507
oh man oh man
I have to live up to the day when you can immerse yourself in the virtual 2D world or at least artificial body and finally become a little magical girl.
No fear, no age difference, no excessive disgust, everyone could gather and drink tea together in peace, finally.

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