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We all have problems.

>> No.8105707
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No bedwetters on tonight?

>> No.8105715
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Have you ever come as you peed?

>> No.8105712

it's nice you've got a hobby but an increase in picture variety would be appreciated.

>> No.8105716

>>8105712
If I change the pictures then people won't know it's the bedwetting thread.

>>8105715
That's physically impossible.

>> No.8105735

>>8105715
only a girl would ask that, every fapper know it's impossible

>> No.8105743
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>>8105716
What if I got you very horny, have you start peeing, then take a boxcutter and slice right down the middle of your chin-chin as you pee while extremely erect~?

>> No.8105748

It feels like I'm about to wet myself if I put something up my butt.

>> No.8105750

I miss the little "stay dry" thread I would see before going to bed.

>> No.8105763

>>8105750
Everyone does. ;_;

>> No.8105767

>>8105743
Next page please.

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>>8105767

>> No.8105774

>>8105715
No but sometimes I pee after I come. My boyfriend thinks it's female ejaculation.

>> No.8105780

>>8105774
Do you get him to drink it? Can he tell the difference?

>> No.8105784

>>8105750
>I miss shitposting

>> No.8105783

>>8105774
I once peed in a vagina. She thought WTF! YOU CAME!?! and then she was like WTF ANON!! SHIT!!! GET THE FUCK OUT! Then I came.

>> No.8105796

>>8105784
fuck you

>> No.8105797

>>8105784
Hi miles.

>> No.8105798

>>8105783
pretty cool but was it really worth never becoming a wizard?

>> No.8105802

>>8105783
Is this ironic?

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>> No.8105829

>>8105828
Yes I do.

>> No.8105831

>>8105780
He can't tell the difference because my pee doesn't have a strong scent. Mostly it just ends up all over his bed. I don't think he's ever attempted to drink it and I wouldn't force him to because then he'd definitely be able to tell it's just pee and not "squirting."

>> No.8105835

>>8105831
Nobody cares.

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>>8105835
you're just mad because I'm responding to a question I was asked and I'm not hiding the fact that I'm a girl

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Jésus et Mohammed, je vais me coucher.

Restez Anon sec et propre.

>> No.8106029

If you can shit without peeing, you'll open a portal to Gensokyo.

also, scat thread?, yuck.

>> No.8106645

Did /jp/ stay dry?

>> No.8106661

>>8106029
Is it cheating to piss fifteen minutes before you shit?

>> No.8106863

>>8105802
Sadly, half of it is true. That being said, why am I even posting?

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