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Ask a real Japanese person anything!

Pic related, it's me.

>> No.8105031

Why do you change your hairdo every day?

>> No.8105037

Do you believe in God?

>> No.8105044

Why are you such a bitch?

>> No.8105040

>>8105024
i love you so much. is there any chance, you would like me too? i'd do anything for you.

>> No.8105051

Wanna suck my cock, dudette?

>> No.8105055

Are you just going to talk, or are you going to bend over and show us that ass?

>> No.8105059

>>8105031
To match my outfit.

>>8105037
Yes.

>>8105040
Sure.

>>8105044
Pardon?

>> No.8105069

>NOT ALICE

>> No.8105062

>>8105051
No.

>>8105055
Yes, no.

>> No.8105068

Come on guys, Haruhi is an alien. She's not even supposed to be Japanese.

>> No.8105073

This is neither the board for Japanese people, nor roleplaying.

>> No.8105079

What do you think of Canada?

>> No.8105081

haruhi, do you think your voice actress is a slut?

>> No.8105087

>>8105079
I'm aware that it exists.

>>8105081
How did you know my name is Haruhi?

>> No.8105088

Am I the bone of my sword?

>> No.8105091
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>>8105068

>> No.8105100

>>8105088
I don't think you have a sword.

>> No.8105110
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>>8105100
Do so!
Pic related, it's me and my sword.

>> No.8105113

>>8105024
How often do you practice aikido?

Do you know anyone that practides aikido?

>> No.8105116

>>8105087
i googled "miss suzumiya" and it was the fourth result :D

>> No.8105130

>>8105113
Oh you know I'm the best at aikido.

>> No.8105132
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8105132

How does it feel that nobody gives a shit about you anymore and homu is the biggest thing in both Japanese and English communities.

>> No.8105136

>>8105134
I think it's nice.

>> No.8105134

haruhi, what do you think about your butt?

>> No.8105143
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8105143

Why don't you make a contract with me and become a puella magi?

>> No.8105145

>>8105143

Because she would lose her power.

>> No.8105146

>>8105136
you know, your answers are kind of boring. the haruhi i know doesn't talk like this.

>> No.8105152

>>8105146
Your questions are boring !!

>> No.8105162

What's your favorite video game, Miss Suzumiya-san?

>> No.8105163

What would you do if you met an esper?

>> No.8105164

>>8105152
How are the kids?

>> No.8105167

Role-playing is against the rules. Period.

>> No.8105169

Would you be willing to star in an erotic video with Mikuru?

>> No.8105174

My first question is: Are you really Nerevar reborn?

>> No.8105177

>>8105162
Ah, that would be Cave Story! I love saving the world from the bunny-men and the wicked professor.

>>8105163
I'd have him show me his cool powers, then we'd go play card games together!

>>8105169
Nah, I don't do that.

>> No.8105182

>>8105174
Sorry, I don't play World of Warcraft.

>> No.8105183

Your anime is terrible

>> No.8105187
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>>8105183

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>>8105177
C'mon...The real Haruhi would star in a porno just to cure her boredom.

>> No.8105196

why are you such a bitch?

>> No.8105198

>>8105192
I don't know what kind of girl you think I am, but I'm telling you you have the wrong idea. I'm not gonna just jump into sex just for the fun of it, even if that's what my body wants me to do.

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>>8105198
can you give me your email, so i can stay in contact with you?

>> No.8105215

>>8105206
Bope!

>> No.8105216

>>8105177
>cave story
Get out. Never return.

>> No.8105218

>>8105215
bope? Bope@gmail or what?

>> No.8105229

>>8105177
I'd cave your story dudette.

>> No.8105233

>>8105229
I'd story her cave, you feel me?

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