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You have 3 choices, /jp/:
[]The ability to open the Gate of Babylon. You may bring out any blade except Gilgamesh's, Saber's, and Archer's.
[]The ability to cast Unlimited Blade Works. You can change the words to the spell any way you want. However, the last line must remain, "So as I pray, "Unlimited Blade Works!""
[]You will be chosen as a master in the next Holy Grail War. If you lose, you die (The other master won't spare you).

>> No.8103944

Gate of Babylon would be a good money maker.

>> No.8103943

[x]The ability to make op suck my cock.

>> No.8103951

Either one or two.
While it would be somewhat cool to have my own chant, it would also be somewhat silly I suppose.
And the chance of getting a moe waifu servant/cool bro servant is probably low, so no war for me.

>> No.8103953

Regarding 1: aren't ALL the swords, "Gilgamesh's swords"?

>> No.8103984

>>8103953
Same of his swords were modified/became the basis for other swords later, others like Excalibur were created ex novo so he doesn't have them all

>> No.8104019

>>8103939
Motherfucking UBW. No contest.
My chant will be:
"I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle, here is my spout
When I get all steamed up hear me shout
So as I pray, UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS!"

Hopefully my enemies will be thrown off guard.

>> No.8104071

Enter Holy Grail War. Summon Servant Berserker, King Midas. Have him punch people so hard that they turn into golden statues.

Gilgamesh better get his ass ready, there's a new golden king in town.

>> No.8104074

>>8103953
http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Ea

>> No.8104091
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8104091

>[X]You will be chosen as a master in the next Holy Grail War. If you lose, you die (The other master won't spare you).

...So long as,you know,it's the Moon Cell Holy Grail War.

FSN's version of it is a fucking sham.


Also Tamamo as my Servant or nothing else

>> No.8104131

Unlimited Blade Works. It's more useful since I can make as many weaker copies as I want. 100 gay bulges all flying at you.

Though I still wonder what a berserker Sampson would be like in a grail war. He'd probably have some crazy NP that could burn down an entire field, some other ability to use whatever as a weapon to kill like a thousand dudes, and some sort of ultra powerful suicide move.

UBW though.

>> No.8104149

>[]The ability to open the Gate of Babylon. You may bring out any blade except Gilgamesh's
Did you mean: none of them?

>[]The ability to cast Unlimited Blade Works. You can change the words to the spell any way you want. However, the last line must remain, "So as I pray, "Unlimited Blade Works!""
The words don't affect the spell at all.

[X]You will be chosen as a master in the next Holy Grail War. If you lose, you die (The other master won't spare you).
I don't mind dying if I get to mana transfer with my cute servant first. It'd beat dying alone.

>> No.8104253

Depends if the Grail is not fucked up I'll take the 3rd choice, I can bet my life to have any wish granted.
And having the opportunity to do some mana transfer with an heroine is a nice bonus.

>> No.8104294

>>8104149
Come to think of it, GoB requires you to collect weapons and UBW requires you to have at least seen them. They'd kind of suck for most people, although you could stick a bunch of knives in GoB and become Sakuya.

>> No.8104297

>>8103939

[x]Rape the maids

>> No.8104309

>>8104294
>Come to think of it, GoB requires you to collect weapons and UBW requires you to have at least seen them. They'd kind of suck for most people

>Go to /k/ for ten minutes
>you have now seen more weapons than you'd know what to do with

>> No.8104317

>>8104149

I'm gonna assume that by "Gilgamesh's sword" he means Ea specifically, and the idea behind UBW is probably to change the contents from swords to something that's actually related to whatever we were doing with our lives (either that, or it's just to change the lyrics to less embarrassingly Engrishy).

>> No.8104329

>>8104309

UBW requires you to have traced them at one point in your life.

good luck with that.

>> No.8104336
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>>8103939
>[]You will be chosen as a master in the next Holy Grail War. If you lose, you die (The other master won't spare you).
I don't really remember what the price for winning is. I know it's said to be a wish, but I also know there's some heavy limitations. It's not an immediate concern, either way.

I just need to kill six other people, right? It doesn't matter how, as long as they die and I don't?

Shouldn't be a problem.

>> No.8104338

All three choices are actually pretty shitty. 1 and 2 won't do anything for you, and 3 will _maybe_ get you some mana transfer tail if you're lucky, right before you're killed horribly.

>> No.8104352

/jp/ UBW would look like a gay bar with cocks sprouting from the ground
Babilon gates sounds neat as long you are rich enough to buy shittons of weapons to fill it with, but if you have the money why fuck do it.

And fight in the holy grail war?
NO,FUCKING THANKS.

In my case I'd do the most useful thing nd sell this roght of mine to a typemoon retard with enought money and observe how he kills himself.

>> No.8104359
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[x]You will be chosen as a master in the next Holy Grail War.

It's implied that people who browse /jp/ are unique individuals worthy of being featured in as TYPE-MOON MC, so there would be an abundance of plot armor.

You'd be surprised at the potential you guys all have. Who knows what secret power has been lying dormant in your bodies, you just need a beautiful servant to unlock it.

>> No.8104368

>Gate of Babylon
Collecting a bunch of knives wouldn't be that hard. Every now and again I could pick up a sword.
>UBW
Why open the gate if I can create my own alternate reality with a shit load of blades?
>Holy Grail War
Too risky. Why would I die for a wish if I can get magic for free?
Both 1 and 2 are close, but 2 wins.

>> No.8104374

I always wondered, can you do a gay mana transfer. Rin's Archer has a really nice build.

>> No.8104383

>>8104374
Saber sucked Shirou off in Fate, I think.

>> No.8104384

I wonder what Servant /jp/ would summon, we're all going for a personality summon because there's no way we can get an actual catalyst.

I'd probably get Caligula or something.

>> No.8104396

I just use a bible to get Jesus.

>> No.8104395

I know I'd lose in the war from both getting stuck with a shitty servant and my own incompetence.

I'd just try to hide as long as I can and hope a fluke happens in one of the final battles.

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>>8104384

And Caligula would be an adorable blameless blonde girl.

>> No.8104413

>>8104384
Everyone on /jp/ would get Jack the Ripper.
>Though her manner of speech is innocent, she is quick of thought.
>She is rational, but is emotionally weak.
>she is shy, and doesn't go out during the day.
>>8104395
If Shirou won, you have hope.

>> No.8104415

>>8104396
What class?

>> No.8104416

The problem with servants is that they need a fuckload of mana to operate, and /jp/ residents aren't even partial wizards. Whatever servant we'd get, she'd be starved for mana. Shirou actually had a magic circuit and his Saber was a fucking cripple. We don't have anything.

>> No.8104420

>>8104416
Anyone over 30 that has ascended has a real chance of winning in a Grail War.

>> No.8104421

>>8104416

It's okay, most of us have plenty of practice with onaholes.

>> No.8104426

I don't have the mana to do any of those things.

>> No.8104435

>>8104338

>All three choices are actually pretty shitty.

Not all of them. Again,3 is decent if its not FSN's War. Since theres no real wish at the end of all that,just the sole survivor getting fucked over by a corrupted version his wish.

>>8104384

We'd all summon Tohno Shiki then get into a huge argument over Shiki can't kill Servants but Nanaya Shiki can.

>> No.8104440

>>8104426
I think OP implied that we get a sufficient amount of mana to do what we pick.

>> No.8104444

>>8104435

>sole survivor getting fucked over by a corrupted version his wish.

What if you just want a servant waifu

>> No.8104454

>>8104409
No way, Caligula was more crazy than that. It's said that he once swallowed a live frog to experience how women feel when they have a child kicking inside them.

Well, maybe loli Caligula will have the same desire and decide to extract my semen so that she can test out how it feels to be pregnant.

>> No.8104459

>>8104444

You get a Yangire who eventually castrates you when all you did was imply that your lawns grass needed some trimming.

>> No.8104465

>>8104444
Grail turns you into a little girl and gives your Servant a penis.

>> No.8104471

>>8104454

I think they should turn this into a thing. Summonable servants are the worst monsters in history and they're all adorable little girls when you get them.

"I summon thee, Vlad Dracula!"
"O-niichaaan~"

>> No.8104476

I am but an observer
Anime is what I see and manga is what I read
I have witnessed over a thousand series
Unaware of boredom
Nor aware of reality
Have withstood time to download many things
Yet my computer alone, shall never hold them all
So as I pray, "Unlimited Bytes of Space!"

>> No.8104478

>>8104471
I want to see loli Vlad III and loli Mehmed II tsundere for each other. Those two actually met quite often since Vlad was a political hostage during his childhood.

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>>8104359
I play Touhou at the most difficult level to the point I'm skilled enough to dodge the FUCKING RAIN, itself.

Gilgamesh's GoB is piss easy to evade once you can 1CC every Touhou game on Lunatic like me.

>Pic related: It's how I look in real-life.

>> No.8104510

>>8104500
Dodging rain? Idiot detected.

There's a gigantic fucking safespot over the clouds, you doofus.

>> No.8104515

>>8104510

So you're a casual who avoids danmaku instead of masterfully grazing it?

>> No.8104572

>>8104500
>Evading GoB
>Not grabbing the first weapon that nears you, then using it to deflect the rest of the weapons.

>> No.8104742

>>8104416
>The problem with servants is that they need a fuckload of mana to operate, and /jp/ residents aren't even partial wizards. Whatever servant we'd get, she'd be starved for mana. Shirou actually had a magic circuit and his Saber was a fucking cripple. We don't have anything.
There have been previous masters who were not mages, such as Caster's master.
I don't think magic circuits and the amount of mana a person has are necessarily related, aside from the fact that most good mages have both.

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