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I just discovered that the guy who lives across the hall from me browses /jp/. Maintenance was in his room with the door open when I passed by and I clearly saw /jp/ on his screen.

What should I do?

>> No.8101292

Suck each others cocks.

>> No.8101294

Go touch his dick

>> No.8101297

Carefully investigate if he's a quality poster.

If he is; leave him in peace and attempt no friendship. If he's a bad poster, stab him in the gut.

>> No.8101295

Nothing. Life your life as you always have anon. I'll support you the whole way.

>> No.8101296

What the fuck?

You were spying on me?
Fucking creep.

Delete this thread right now, I am going to find who you are.

>> No.8101298

Dress as the little girl, put on some make up and knock on his door with a freshly brewed pot of tea and scream "onii-chan."

>> No.8101299

You live in some sort of autist group home?

>> No.8101300

Cry because he lives across the hall and not next door to you.

>> No.8101302

shit in front of his door

>> No.8101304

>>8101296
Shit just got real

>> No.8101305

>>8101300
If he lived next door OP could open a hole on the wall and do some naughty stuff

>> No.8101308
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Sneak into his room and masturbate onto his figurines.

>> No.8101312

>>8101297
this

Although, with OP's shitty image, maybe the other guy should off the OP. Nothing wrong with Tenshi, it's just the /v/ autism shit's played-out about a million times over.

>> No.8101311

Make a Touhou eroge with him.

>> No.8101313

Take a shit, pee, spray blood and cum all over his apartment, jam the faucets on his USB drives with shit, cover ceiling with shit and hot glue all his Touhou figs.

And to finish him carve this message into the finely caked shit covering his floor.

"I f*cked you're Touhou."

>> No.8101317

>>8101312
Stop trying to fit-in that much, your post would only have been worse if you had mentioned the wrong background color.

>> No.8101316

>>8101313
In all seriousness, do something similar, but maybe with less poop.

>> No.8101315

>>8101313
Don't forget to text him with the message "take it easy"

>> No.8101321

>>8101313
>>8101316
And without the grammatical error.

>> No.8101319

I really hope you made this thread from his computer.

>> No.8101324

Steal his tripcode

>> No.8101325

>>8101321
But that's essential.

>> No.8101326

>>8101317
it's not a matter of "fitting in", I've been here since split. I'm just seriously tired of whoever the fucking idiot is that keeps putting "autism" all over random Touhou pics. I'm wondering if it's one of those mad idolfags.

>> No.8101329

>>8101326
Idolfags stopped being relevant a long time ago.

>> No.8101333

Wet his bed.

>> No.8101335

If he's a tripfag you must fuck him in front of his parents.

>> No.8101336

>>8101326
Autism is an important part of otaku culture.

>> No.8101337

>>8101326
you're agreeing with some idiot who is suggesting to stab a "shitposter", grow up, kid. you guys should go back to wherever you came. since when did /jp/ have wannabe internet tough guys who want to harm others? shitstains.

>> No.8101351

>>8101337
People are just joking around, bub. Stop spazzing out.

>> No.8101368

>>8101337
You think I'd seriously condone assault with a deadly weapon? You ever hear of this thing called sarcasm?

>> No.8101377
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>>8101326

>> No.8101378

Buy a couple of cans of beer and hangout with him like Satou and Yamazaki hang out. Talk about eroge and VNs and complain about 3DPD while trying to concoct your own game ideas.

Then do like the novel and start abusing hallucinogens.

>> No.8101390

There can only be one, OP.

>> No.8101392

Go say hi. Worst case scenario, he freaks out and murders you. Best, you've got a new friend!

>> No.8101431

I would befriend a /jp/edo in real life.

>> No.8101434

>>8101368
You mean you wouldn't kill somebody if you had the chance?

>> No.8101441
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>>8101431
But then both of you would be kicked out of /jp/.

>> No.8101447

I just discovered that the guy who lives across the hall from me browses /b/. Maintenance was in his room with the door open when I passed by and I clearly saw /b/ on his screen.

What should I do?

>> No.8101457

>>8101326
I don't think these mad idolfags people always talk about actually exist.

>> No.8101465

>>8101441
At least we would still have each other.

>> No.8101466

>>8101457
Its not as widespread as some people claim.

They do, or did anyways. There was a short while where someone kept spamming idol threads and started the "2hu" trend. Whether he's around or not I don't know.

>> No.8101476

>>8101337
Cool 1337 bro.

>> No.8101477

>>8101466
I think I know who you're thinking of, but he wasn't mad in the asspained sense, he was mad in the stark raving mad sense.

Well, mad is mad.

>> No.8101486

Spout /jp/ memes at him

yell out WHAT DA FUCK MAN I CANT AND WONT STOP LAUGH

It's 2am
do it

>> No.8101531

>>8101486
I will do this the next time I find out someone browses /jp/

>> No.8101752

Ever start a thread about a lie just so you could talk to someone?

>> No.8101776
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>>8101313
>jam the faucets on his USB drives with shit

>> No.8101834

>>8101776
There is a line of things that should be able to be turned into USB drives and we've clearly crossed it.

>> No.8101872

>>8101752
No, I'm not that confident. I'll post my lie in someone else's thread and hope for replies.

>> No.8101878

>>8101872
Was that a lie?

>> No.8101971

Knock on his door and ask him if he wants to play some Touhou with you. If he doesn't respond positively, just forget about it.

Make sure to wear clean clothing and look at least halfway presentable. Clean your room a little and change your desktop wallpaper to something generic.

If you do meet him, have fun!

>> No.8102004

Oh wow, completely forgot I made this thread.

I just got back from playing SSFIV:AE in his room. I ran into him in the laundry room and after waiting a few seconds I casually asked him why /jp/ is so shitty. His face completely lit up and like a true autist he went on a rant about shitposters and tripfags. After I finished folding my laundry I went over to his room and we played Street Fighter for a good two hours before he had to go to bed and kicked me out.

I'm surprised at how normal he actually is. No weeaboo shit in his room and he hates anime and Japan just like me. The only thing I don't like is that he's a liberal arts major and a macfag, and he actually likes 2hu.

>> No.8102011

>>8102004
neat. Who did you both play as, mostly?

>> No.8102012

>>8102004
>we played Street Fighter for a good two hours

Goddammit, now I want a /jp/ friend.

One of you fags hurry up and move in next to me.

>> No.8102016

>>8102004
I bet he is reading this right now

>> No.8102015

>>8102011
He whooped my ass as Akuma and I fucked around with Dan since I haven't played in months and wasn't taking it seriously.

>> No.8102019

>>8102016
I doubt that, he was getting into bed when I left.

>> No.8102022

>>8102019
Why didn't you join him?

>> No.8102023

>>8102019
He'll see it sooner or later. This isn't a fast board.

>> No.8102025

>>8102015
Please tell me you managed to pull off a super taunt.
I know as guy who mains as Dan in SFIV original and manages to do quite well with him.

>> No.8102026

there's a dude I know who reproaches me each time I shitpost. It got so bad he now blames me when it were other shitposting assholes. He can't even trust me anywhere.

>> No.8102103

You two should fuck.

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