/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Gensokyo does not exist.

Your favorite Touhou character does not exist.

When you die, you will not be going to Gensokyo or any other place. Your consciousness will be gone, and all those hours you have spent daydreaming about your favorite Touhou character and posting terrible threads on /jp/ will be for naught. If somebody does happen to remember who you were, they will remember you as nothing more than a leech who did not do anything productive with his live, both in the real world and on the Internet.

The worst part about it is not the fact that you did not accomplish anything, nor is it the fact that you didn't even try.

Whenever somebody did try, you stopped them.

Welcome to /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8099999

[Anonymous No.]

Bad news, people:

Watching Fight Club does not make you a Philosopher.
Purchasing a guitar does not make you a musician.
Reading Kafka does not make you a literati.
Going to college does not make you a scholar.
Owning a skateboard does not make you an athlete.
Owning a jersey does not mean you are on the team.
Having a full address book does not mean you have friends.
Knowing a large volume of facts does not mean you are intelligent.
Getting laid does not mean you have life experience.
You are not a more popular person for wearing designer clothes.
You are not an important, creative individual for refusing to do so.
You are not a charity case because you have suffered.
You are not stable or healthy because you have not.
Listening to Mozart and rejecting My Chemical Romance does not mean you are cultured.
Watching Quentin Tarantino and not Michael Bay does not mean you are cultured.
Painting a picture instead of playing a videogame does not mean you are cultured.
Reading the book before you see the movie does not mean you are cultured.
Going to Church does not make you Religious.
Not going to Church does not make you spiritual.
Having an opinion does not mean you cannot be wrong.
Being right does not mean anyone cares.
Reciting MadTV and Dane Cook does not mean you are funny.
Not finding these things funny does not mean you have a sense of humour.
Poor artists are not automatically better than successful ones.
Technically skilled artists are not automatically good ones.
Memetics is not the study of jokes on the internet.
No one is impressed that you watch anime in subtitled Japanese.
No one is impressed that you won't watch anime.
No one is impressed that you have a date tonight.
No one is impressed that you have a car.
No one is impressed that you have a job.
No one is impressed that you pay the bills all by yourself.
No one is impressed that you're older, and no one thinks you wiser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8099999
i approve of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>8099999
baka baka

[Anonymous No.]

Doing drugs doesn't make you a badass.
Stealing doesn't make you a badass.
Speaking out against authority doesn't make you a badass.
Fighting the system doesn't make you a badass.
Voting Democrat does not mean you are forward-thinking.
Voting Republican does not mean you're willing to stand on principle despite your peers.
You aren't clever because your T-Shirt is.
You aren't clever because you know more about the scene.
You aren't clever because you crack wise about politicians and talking heads.
Using a Mac doesn't make you creative.
Using Linux doesn't make you productive.
Using Firefox doesn't make you computer savvy.
Arguing about videogames is not important.
Arguing about politics is no more important than arguing about videogames.
Making your computer, your car, your stereo, or anything else you own bigger, faster, or better does not make your dick larger.
Your dick isn't as large as you think it is.
You're not a better person for being tolerant and compassionate.

Your suggestion is duly noted, and it will be ignored.
You're totally irrelevant in the grand scheme of things.
The grand scheme of things is totally irrelevant.
I just thought you ought to know.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it OK if I like Touhou just because they look like little girls and have some of the better doujins?

[⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>8100022

bakarin~

[Anonymous No.]

>>8099999
Congratulations on your monumental achievement.

>>8100013
>>8100006
There's no need to be such a downer about it.

[Anonymous No.]

The things I want are impossible, so I'm just going to relax around here rather than try something and have it all crushed before my very eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8099999
what's funny is how accurate this truly is, /jp/ could be deleted tomorrow and everybody would forget about it in a week

[Anonymous No.]

>>8100013
>You're not a better person for being tolerant and compassionate.
Uh, yes I am.

[Anonymous No.]

lol

[Anonymous No.]

whata FUCK xD

[Anonymous No.]

nigga my gun go off

[Anonymous No.]

>>8100038
Tolerance and compassion are just perspective issues. Just because you BELIEVE to be these things does not necessarily make you a better person you twit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8100087

That wasn't what the copypasta he quoted said. It referred to actually being compassionate, not believing oneself to be so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8100104
No, it wasn't.

[Anonymous No.]

You are not a good person for feeling tolerant or compassionate. Courageously defending ideals of tolerance by stepping in to help someone being ostracised, or acting on your compassion by helping those in need might actually help you qualify for good person status, but simply have those traits, or bouncing those feelings around in your head, means nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8100104
You're still not a better person for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8100111
>You're not a better person for being tolerant and compassionate.
>for being tolerant and compassionate.
>being
>tolerant and compassionate

Nothing in there alludes to personal beliefs about your own character. You're reading a little too deeply there. As it is, it's a poor thing to criticize someone for but I guess it's in line with biting, edgy motif of the rest of it.

[Anonymous No.]

WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL HERE????

IF YOU DON'T DELETE IT I WILL BITE MY TONGUE AND DIE I AM SERIOUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>8100118

That's a little better but the long-winded explanation sort of ruins the cadence of the whole thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Nice troll attempt OP
8/10
You were lucky to get attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>8100134

Why should it be deleted? It sums up /jp/ very well.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your consciousness will be gone
Ignorant atheists!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8100148

It's not an Atheistic-perspective. OP is saying that /jp/ posters won't deserve to continue onward, because in order to move onward, you actually have to MOVE.

[Anonymous No.]

So open up your morning light, And say a little prayer for right. You know that if we are to stay alive. Then see the peace in every eye... doo doo doo doo do doo do do do doo doo doo doo dooo doo ooh~♪

I don't wanna to wait for our lives to be over
I want to know right now what will it be
I don't want to wait for our lives to be over,
Will it be yes or will it be sorry~♪

[Anonymous No.]

That's Cirno in OP's picture? I thought it was Seiga for a moment.

The more Touhous there are, the harder it gets to distinguish between them. That, or fanartists need to get less liberal with their depictions - blue hair alone isn't enough to signify Cirno anymore, for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8100168
or maybe you're bad at sight? you faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8100168
or maybe you're bad at sight? you faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8100168
It was probably the hair loop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8100176
>>8100178
nah, nigga. but you're about to be. *grabs dick*

[Anonymous No.]

>>8100168

It's because her blue hair ribbon's cropped out, and also the top of the head's cropped out where you could see Seiga's little hair loop.. things.

Although, I believe Seiga has darker blue hair than Cirno.

[Anonymous No.]

>not knowing that's Cirno
>cirnogaze.jpg

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[Anonymous No.]

this thread is bakas

[Anonymous No.]

To what extent can Cirno freeze stuff?

Could she actually freeze the atmosphere in her local vicinity solid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8100218
she's the strongest; she can do anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>8100218
To depress anything to the freezing point of nitrogen is significantly beyond Cirno's power, unless you mean just freezing out all the water in the air or filling it with ice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8100013
>Arguing about videogames is not important.
What if you're a game developer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8100237
Freezing nitrogen or liquefying oxygen seems too hardcore, but perhaps she freeze trace gases such as Carbon-Dioxide into dry snow, and maybe if she strains herself, make liquid methane.

[Anonymous No.]

>When you die, you will not be going to Gensokyo or any other place. Your consciousness will be gone
How do you know? How can you tell what lies beyond? Do you think you can just conclude there is nothing because you haven't observed it yet? In the past, people used to believe the earth is flat, simply because they didn't see that the earth was spherical. When Pythagoras said the Earth might not be flat but spherical, most people thought it nonsense. How can you judge what we haven't been able to study yet?

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>8100260

Most likely there's some sort of pantheistic mana cicle of life hocus pocus going on.
For no other reason than that it would piss an awful lot of people off and reality is a compulsive troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8100284
This is the secret that few people on Earth understand. When you die, your energy is dispersed throughout the universe. Your memories and everything is reincarnated into billions of different things. You know at the end of anime when people die and their energy is spread around the Earth?

Yeah, it's exactly like that.

There is no life after death.

Only rebirth.

[Anonymous No.]

Look at that baka.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one who just noticed that the OP's post has a bunch of 9s in it?

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>will be for naught
Just like anything else in life.

[Anonymous No.]

nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>8100775

Holy shit, you're right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8100889

I know, right?

It's like, as if, KoG was GOING for it or something.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>8100889
>>8100973
>>8100775
Hello, king of faggots.

[Voile's other Hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 No.]

Don't be so selectively nihilistic, its easily argued that nothing anyone does amounts to anything, even those lauded as great will be forgotten when we inevitably go extinct.

[Anonymous No.]

lol they should change this board's name to HELEN KELLER

because this whole thread is RETARDED!!! xD

rolfl ^__^

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>8100981
Do you ever shut the fuck up? You are worse than Rozalin.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread makes me hate the mods and jans more than ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101014
I don't know, it's not too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8100006
>>8100013
Copypasta but,

Hello, I'm am miserable and I hate my life most dearly. If I must be miserable then so must everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101032
But I'm far from miserable.

[Anonymous No.]

go back to >>>/a/ KoG

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't know KoG was so cruel. He's right though, it's about time I faced reality and blow my fucking brains out all over the wall.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if /jp/ will be able to get to post 8111111 today.

It's 11/11/11 after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101112
10 thousand posts in a day? unlikely

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101127
We still have 24 hours.

A miracle could happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101112
We would have to make over 9000 posts in one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101130
I chuckled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101127
We could ask /b/ for help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101127
We could have a party at /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101139
Here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101163
Alright, how should we start?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101168
by sucking my cock, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101168
Blow us long and blow us hard.

/b/ will help

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is DEEP.

[S/a/ge-Kun !FagGoTckdI No.]

I approve of this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

nice thread /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

lol /jp/ got owned hard

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK your theory.

[S/a/ge-Kun !FagGoTckdI No.]

/jp Told Status
[ ] Told
[ ] Not told
[x] Heart of Told
[x] Tolden Aegis
[x] Generates 5 told every 10 seconds
[x] Alistar the Minotold
[x] Bandage Told
[x] Demacian Justold
[x] Caitlyn the Sheriff of Piltolder
[x] Hextold Shrapnel Shells
[x] Toldshot Barrage
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[x] Toldmaturgical Repair Bots
[x] Hitold Style
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[x] Toldwind
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[x] Toldic Shot
[x] Trundle the Cursed Told
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[x] Tolded Fate the Card Master
[x] Tolder Stance
[x] Zaun-Told Bolt Augmenter
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[x] Veigar the Told Master
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[x] Fiendish Toldex
[x] Hextech Retolder
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[x] Mercury's Tolds
[x] Told of the Divine
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[x] Brutoldizer
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[Anonymous No.]

serves you faggots right

[Rozalin !!vPEaWM5chi6 No.]

>>8099999
So?
There's no reason you can't pretend it's real. Why should one give up on fantasy just because of their age?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101458
Because it doesn't exist. Living in a fantasy world does NOTHING to progress your life. All you are doing is avoiding the problems you should be fixing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101462
Why bother, when there's one problem that just can't be helped, no matter how hard you try?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101470
Memento mori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101462

In that case, you might as well kill yourself. Life is meaningless, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101473
But remember also that you are alive.

It may even be more important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101462
You're missing the whole point of something being fantastic/unreal/imaginary/anyotherword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101474
I don't have the guts to do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101480

Should I be...happy?

[Anonymous No.]

You wish to assert that you're more important than the scientific butter that awards crack-addicted babies with even more? How comical! How comical!

In reality, homosexuality is sinful and evil and your cheeks are the absolute garbageness this minuteness!

[Anonymous No.]

This is why nobody likes /jp/. You guys turn a perfectly awesome GET thread into a faggy self-indulgent philosophy discussion about fapping to touhous.

[Rozalin !!vPEaWM5chi6 No.]

>>8101462
Things exist not in a vacuum. The quality of one's own life is from their point of view, mostly. Besides that, having fantasies is not a bad thing. It allows for one to escape the daily grind of life for a period of time. It can be overdone and lead to crippling of other areas of life, but it is not some great sin.
It's like how you can wish for a better life for yourself, and wish for a better life of someone starving in a war torn country.
Having a fantasy does not mean that a person is doomed for life as you insist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101504
>turn shit thread into good thread
>HURR DURR UR WRUNG DUN DO THAT
You should kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101490

You're nothin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101490
I won't presume to tell you how you should feel about it. To remember you are alive is just to make sure you aren't simply living without thinking every day. That two days, or three weeks, or four months shouldn't simply pass you by between the time you look down when you look up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101504
I did not actually realize this was a get until I saw your post on the front page. That is how little I give a shit about gets, I imagine most of /jp/ feels the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101511

What a little slut you are!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101510
do you guys even read these posts? this is gayer than gay porn. Is this actually what /jp/ is like? holy fuck I'm going back to /a/.

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

>The worst part about it

The worst part about this thread is that it's made by one of our own. Who somehow, after making this shitty thread or seeing it (I'm sure there's more than one culprit) over and over again still doesn't realize no one gives a fuck.

Stop being such a wet blanket, OP.

[Voile's other Hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 No.]

>>8101513
I so very agree with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101519
You can just fuck off to /sp/ or /fit/ , we don't want you there too, normalshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101519
Please get out of /a/ too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101522

It's a little bit crowded right here. What are you going to do with that coffee can...?

[Rozalin !!vPEaWM5chi6 No.]

>>8101513
Time flows differently for different people. Living doesn't have or need an enforced purpose for you to be considered alive, you just are alive until your death.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101526
>>8101527
>I'm not a philosophical faggoteer so I'm a normalfag
Nope I'm still on /a/, you guys should just stick to /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

In 2004, a little boy named Jimmy was sleeping in his bed. He then woke up and walked in front of his laundry room and spotted a glass antique doll with blond hair on the laundry room window ledge. He glared at the doll and screamed, "Whore! Slut! The sandwich that never knew bread!" Jimmy immediately regretted his decision as the doll glared at him and jumped off the window ledge. Jimmy ran outside faster than he thought possible and shut the front door behind him, leaving the doll trapped in the living room.

However, once he ran off of his porch, his clothing vanished and he was sucked bootyass-first into the sky at the speed of light. Once he reached space, his bootyass naked bootyass crashed through the floor in his living room. His bootyass was sticking out of the floor in his living room whilst the rest of his body was trapped underneath his house. He couldn't even move a single cheek!

Then, his vision somehow transported into his living room, and he became a mere perspective. It was as if he was looking at himself through a security camera. He saw the doll slowly approach his bootyass, put its head on his bootyasscheekcrackhole, and then scream, "Your scourning parading, matched! No more truly will away!" Immediately afterwards, the doll let loose a high-pitched screech that sounded like the scream of a little girl. This act inflicted extreme amounts of tickle upon Jimmy's bootyass!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101519
>I'm going back to /a/
Nobody wants you there, either, as you likely wandered over here from that "get" thread on the front page which linked here. Just do the world a favor and kill yourself already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101530
If being alive gives someone all you want out of life, then more power to that person. Maybe those people are truly the lucky ones.

But I don't think that is what most people conclude when they sit down and think about it, and it is these people that my advice is for.

[Anonymous No.]

God...Just stop you bunch of nerds...

Look at the kind of posters you are attracting with this thread.
>>8101530
>>8101522
>>8101510

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101543
I'd rather that to American Psycho screencaps

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101530
If being alive gives you everything you want out of life, then more power to you. Maybe you are truly one of the lucky ones.

But I don't think that is what most people conclude when they sit down and think about it, and these are the people my words are aimed at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101543
>nerds
>on /jp/
YOU DON'T TELL ME! THAT IS TAI HEN NEWS MINNA-SAN!

[Anonymous No.]

I still have hopes

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101550

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

I just dumped all over your hopes and dreams. Guess how many hopes and dreams there are left to dump on? Absolutely zero hopes and dreams left to dump on! Not a single spot is not covered in dump!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101543
Its like you're really asking me to stop thinking.

>>8101556
I saw that.

[Anonymous No.]

ITT, autists who live in their parent's basement complaining about having a "harsh life."

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101560
Life is harsh for the mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101559
>paying attention to gets
man you're autistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101564
How's it feel refreshing threads all the time?

[Anonymous No.]

KoG makes a good point. People need to get their heads out of the sand and change the lives around them first.

[Anonymous No.]

And then, like a spaghetti noodle, Timothy's ass sucked the entire pile of stuffed animals right into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101569
How does it feel to respond to every single post that responds to you for hours on end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101572

Feels great man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101572
Such is life on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101572

You're completely pathetic. If you truly believe the exact opposite of what your post states, then why do you have dangerously high magnitudes of Rice-A-Roni between your bootyasscheek johnson ultimatum supremacies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101572
this is pretty much /jp/ in a nutshell.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anybody find words written on a screen to be less powerful than words on paper?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101585
no

[Anonymous No.]

>127 posts
>60 sages

Glorious.

[Anonymous No.]

this thread is bakas

[Anonymous No.]

i'm going for it anyway

keep crying bitch nigga

[Tengu !R2.MIO.Nio No.]

So now what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101604

Sages aren't used for insults retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101613

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101613

Now your parents are being pulled into the phone after screaming that they don't want any pizza. You'd better strip bootyass naked, run into your parents' bedroom, lay face first on the floor, and not move a single cheek!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8099999
You dont exist, myself dont exist.
Instead of finding food and place to live im sitting on jp talking with copypasta.
First world problems.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is this thread still alive

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101633

Because your cheeks are delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

why am I posting on /jp/ instead of doing one of the things I know I should be doing

serious question

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101641
You're lonely and seek a non-threatening method of anonymous socialization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101646
which is quite harmless and in some sense even cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101646
oh. That seems obvious now that someone has pointed it out.

[Anonymous No.]

lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101655
nice doubles

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

OMG 8099999 GET
TOASTING IN AN EPIC BREAD
FUCKING ARCHIVE

[Miles !!dwS94E9FIBt No.]

Gensokyo exists in /jp/'s dreams which is all that matters.

[Anonymous No.]

Gensokyo, as a concept, exists. I don't see people denying happiness or honor or shit like that's existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101749

Gensokyo exists just about as much as Wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101740
Only your experience matters, no matter how fictional and imaginary it is. Six billion people you have never met and will never meet, wont matter.

[Miles !!dwS94E9FIBt No.]

>>8101757
Yes..? Were you trying to prove me wrong?

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>8101757
Seven. Seven billion, and probably about a thousand are worth meeting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101753
Exactly. I can experience both the same way. By reading about them, talking about them, looking at pictures of them, etc.

That's all real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101760
no, actually supporting the flow of thought.
>>8101767
we cant even tell the exact number, thats how much it does matter. Meeting a thousand people sounds horrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101757

I can tell you for a fact that I have met over a million of these people, and you're right.

Very few are worth the time and effort.

[Miles !!dwS94E9FIBt No.]

>>8101774
Oh well that's alright then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101777

>777

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101774
Worth meeting doesn't mean you meet all of them, that is virtually impossible. I imagine for /jp/, just one is enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>The "Day of 7 Billion" was declared by the Population Division of the United Nations to be 31 October 2011

Other estimates exist, but it's all pretty cool. If the UN estimate is anything to go by we passed the threshold about a week ago.

[Anonymous No.]

baka

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>8101787
I wasn't suggesting otherwise.
'Worth meeting' doesn't imply a requirement anyway. You can gamble and try, or you can save yourself the trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101777
What do you mean by meeting people? You can't have met a million people with anything approaching depth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101806

You didn't say anything about "depth." A "meeting" is simple eye contact, a "hello" from both people, a short conversation, and a "goodbye". Anybody who has worked at a fast food joint, Wal-Mart, etc., for more than 2 or 3 years has already met 100,000+ people, at least. It really isn't that hard to rack up a million people.

[noko No.]

>>8101817
That's assuming you live in a populated city...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101790
Yeah, we're inching ever closer to the global war caused by overpopulation. Pretty cool, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8100006
>>8100013
So how's that Asperger's treating you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8100006
>>8100006
>>8100013
All we want is a headrush
All we want is to get out of our skin for a while
We have nothing to lose because we don't have anything
Anything we want anyway...
We used to hate people
Now we just make fun of them
It's more effective that way
We don't live
We just scratch on day to day
With nothing but matchbooks and sarcasm in our pockets
And all we are waiting for is for something worth waiting for
Let's admit America gets the celebrities we deserve
Let's stop saying "Don't quote me" because no one quotes you
You probably haven't said a thing worth saying

SEX DRUGS ROCK CASH
SEX DRUGS ROCK
AMERICA

We need something to kill the pain of all that nothing inside

SEX DRUGS ROCK CASH
SEX DRUGS ROCK
AMERICA

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, this thread

[Anonymous No.]

Shit, /jp/

There was a time when those threads didn't get response.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>8104834
proof that /jp/ gets easily frustrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>8104841
But that's not /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8104855
it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>8104841
More like proof that mods were bored and wanted to make a cool and edgy joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>8104834
HAHAHHAHAHAHA THREAD BAN.
What I want to know is, how do you get everyone banned message? Same person with different proxy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8104834
Banned and deleted? Nicely handled.

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>>8104862
No, he got banned nine times.

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[Anonymous No.]

lol this thread

[Anonymous No.]

Nice spam! I'll keep bumping this for days!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8104887
Can't you just report and hide like everyone else?

[Anonymous No.]

im a faget

[sage No.]

shit suckz

sage

[Anonymous No.]

>>8099999

That's just, like, your opinion, man.

[Anonymous No.]

11/10

nearly perfect troll thread, except for one thing

it's really long, seemingly earnest, and thus boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>8099999
> When you die, you will not be going to Gensokyo or any other place. Your consciousness will be gone, and all those hours you have spent daydreaming about your favorite Touhou character and posting terrible threads on /jp/ will be for naught
Leaving the Touhous aside, your single deterministic universe view, very simplistic materialistic and incomplete view of consciousness and continuity of consciousness is probably wrong. You probably didn't think nearly enough about what makes the laws of physics what they are, why you are conscious at all, wether the continuity of consciousness is an illusion or not, what meta-rules govern the existence of consciousness and what meta-rules decide the universal laws of physics (a local ToE), what is the ontological status of mathematical structures, axiomatic systems and so on. You don't even know that your view has many inconsistencies that you would have found if you thought about it enough time by yourself or read existing scientific and philosophical literature and papers. It really is a lot more complicated than you think and my current position on the subject is too short to be described in this post (nor do I have the time to state it in full). A very incomplete version of what I current think is most probable would be the case described in the "Theory of Nothing" book. That book doesn't actually touch the topics that you're talking about, but they can be extrapolated if you understand the consequences of the principles described there. I think this is a common position various self-proclaimed atheists have, although the problem with that is that they don't understand that the term 'atheism' itself contains references to the usually inconsistent term 'deity', thus it's irrelevant to even define yourself in indirectly inconsistent terms like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8104969
> continued
> If somebody does happen to remember who you were, they will remember you as nothing more than a leech who did not do anything productive with his live, both in the real world and on the Internet.
Stop projecting. You have no idea who we are, what we do or what we've acomplished. Sure, it may apply to a few, but it won't apply to everyone.

Bah... why do I fall for these ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

;_;