/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Who are you quoting?

[★Hisui sama★ !!RCcKEho7SZQ No.]

[⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig No.]

w-who are you quoting...?

[Anonymous No.]

>implying

[Anonymous No.]

>"An artist is always alone - if he is an artist. No, what the artist needs is loneliness."

[Anonymous No.]

>>8099426
>>8099435
>>8099436
>>8099437

[Anonymous No.]

You see when you tell a story with green text you're quoting yourself, it happened in the past you see, you may be paraphrasing, but they're still quotes.

[wtH !!geIKdOh6/lP No.]

who the HELL are y'all quoting?! xD

[Anonymous No.]

>>8099458
What's wrong with regular storytelling? I'd rather not read bastardized greentext language.

[Stalker of Omsk No.]

O̢̜̤̺̠̙̺̠̬̻͚̦͚̪͓̩̾̾ͯ̏̏̋̔̀̕͠m̴̟̰͎͚͇̯̝̠̬̲͆ͬ̐̐͑́ ̲̜̺͇s̞̪̳̫͓͓̹̳͖͆̎̌̓ͥͭ͑ͦͯ͆͒͝͝k̵̉̔̽͋̆̔ͤ̔̒͆͑̒͂͏̨͢ ̸͎̭̝̣͉̩̪̗̦̮̮̰͓̘ ̛̩̼͖͖̹̗͙̋ͪ̐̅ͤ͒ͣ̈̑̉̽̌̇ͪͥ̌̏͊ͫ͠s̶̋̐̽ͬͨ̉ͬͪ̀̈́̓̎̉̚͘ ̧̦̲̖̫̞̥̦̞̀ͅt̹̲̻̻̠̠̩͕̬̥̤̗͈̋ͯ̅͒̎ͫ̃͐̊̓̅̃̈́ͭ͗͛̄̾͞ͅ i͗ͩ̑ͬ҉̧̡͓̫̩̗̩̞̖͍̯̫̩͈l̵̶͓̣̭ͫ͌ͬ̽ͯ̒̑̑̇ͫ̑͢l̉̉̀ͩͯ̄ ̜̗̝̠̼̥̣͕͊ͦ̀͞͞ ̷̴̷͎̠̦̆̓ͣ̿ͩ̀͠ͅc̨̯͈͔̤̻̠̬̳͕̱͈͛̌͆͋̉́͢ͅoͫͪ͛̔̍͆ͨ̀́ ̴̡͍̣̙̪͈͎͎͎̰̤̟̱̭̤͈͔͖ͅm̢̼͍̱̰̳̹̟͌̎̉̓͑͐ͥͩ͒̋̾ͪ̂͆̕̕ ̭̗͎̜̯̯̳̫̠e͓͈̮̹̩̻̳̿͗ͮ͛͋̐̌ͦ̀͌́̓̃ͩ͟͞ͅsͨ̉ͧ̌̂̀̈ͦͤ̽ ̃̂̈́͗ͯͩͦ͋͘͏̥̣̭̩͉͝

[Anonymous No.]

>>8099487
Then you get tl;dr. It's a lose-lose situation.

>Play Deadly Premonition
>Finish the game
>Realize he gets NTR'd by his own alter ego
>mfw

[Anonymous No.]

>>8099493
If you can't compress a story and keep it entertaining without using greentext it only means that you're a shitty storyteller.

[Anonymous No.]

>Please, no more! My board... it's gone mad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8099501
So? Are you saying shitty storytellers shouldn't be allowed to share their stories? Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8099514
I'm saying I fucked you're touhou, and that she loved it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8099514
I've never come across a greentext story worth reading.

[Anonymous No.]

>I guess I'm free to use green text so long as I make up a quote then ~ Adolf Christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8099537
As long as you site a source.

[Anonymous No.]

who are you quoting man i see you jumping everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

Signs of new /jp/ denizens:

-Appears constantly irritated, sometimes even enraged
-Never posts without using sage
-Feels the need to police the board
-Will spam board redirects to anyone who disagrees with or irritates them
-Complains about greentext, image macros, and other standard image board fare
-Tends to overuse the terms "summer", "shitpost(er)", "newfag", and "samefag"
-On that note, they will almost invariably call two people who disagree with them "samefag"
-All in all, treats /jp/ as if it's a secret club that only they belong to

[Anonymous No.]

>Finally go to bed after 30 straight hours of Rune Factory 4
>Realize I left my door unlocked but I'm too tired to get up and lock it
>Start having a nightmare where a demon is ripping my dick off
>Suddenly a spear pierces my heart
>I feel it in real life
>Wake up in a blazing inferno of darkness, fire, and chains
>The Prince of Darkness himself turns to me and condemns my soul to eternal damnation for the sin of homosexuality
>Tell him he's wrong because I've never committed a homosexual act in my life
>He pulls down a projector and plays a video from just before I succumbed to death.
>Some vile creature is atop me in my bed with its foul mouth wrapped around my dick, obliterating it beyond recognition
>As I watch my soul fade from my earthly vessel, the sickly beast turns its head to the celestial camera and whispers a single sentence
>"Who are you quoting?"

JAYPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

In my home board, this is Jp of 4chan, new user
1.stealing stuff everything
2.lyingto policeman
3.spit to face when talking, mouth is bad smell
4.dont having money, many new user, hole in cloths and dirty pants, old shoes
5.raping jap gal because jap gal say new user no thanks, very ugly and fat
6.very smell of food eating by new user
7.very smell body, no bath long time, sometime 10 days?
new user=monkey same same

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101264
In my home country, this is Anonymous of /jp/, /v/ denizen
1. steal memes everything
2. lying to moderators
3. use greentext when talking, reaction image is ugly
4. don't know Japanese, many shitposters, read Heisig and think know kanji, barely know kana
5. raiding? /jp/ girl because /jp/ girl say /v/ poster no thanks, very off-topic and bad posts
6. very smell of tripcode used by shitposter
7. very smell of repost, repost meme long time, sometime 2 years?

/v/=monkey same

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>8101279
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[Anonymous No.]

>>8101286
Get the SJIS fixer already, you poor soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101286
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[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>8101303
You dun get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8101306
how u make yo font look like dat?