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>> No.8098225

Perfect timing. I was just thinking about cocks.

What's your favorite size Saten-sama? I'm still new so I prefer them smaller so I can fit it all in my mouth. I hope to one day work up to at least 7 inches.

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>> No.8098232

Who the fuck is this guy. Saten spammer has been around forever, but who's orchestrating this "gaypee" thing. It's probably the friendcircle, yet again.

#tinfoilhat

>> No.8098235
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8098235

Bi-daily Saten threads now?

Fine...

>> No.8098236

>>8098232

Probably the Saten trash poster or suigin.

>> No.8098237

>>8098232
It's not really an organized effort or anything. We just all happen to really love sucking cocks, that's all.

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>>8098225
I'm not interested in cocks Anonymous!
But, you should do whatever makes you happy!

>> No.8098240

>>8098232
It's just one guy with his glory holes threads, and some shitposters who think "joking" about sucking cocks is cool.

>> No.8098242

>>8098232
This is going to sound odd, but the saten spammer is also gloryhole anon.
They are both the same person.

>> No.8098244

>>8098242
Nah, your new is showing.

>> No.8098245

>>8098242
But they aren't.

>> No.8098249

>>8098242
The Saten spammer doesn't appreciate the fine arts of cocksucking in the same way gloryhole anon does. He just likes posting pictures of Saten.

>> No.8098246

I'm totally fine with people sucking cocks, dude

But cocks have nothing to do with otaku culture. The cocks described in these threads are always big, meaty, cum drippy cocks. Not gross, sweaty nerd cocks.

tl;dr, the cocks being described need to be otaku related. Perhaps you should talk about fictional characters whose cocks you want to suck, or fat, greasy otaku dicks. Take your pick.

>> No.8098254

>>8098246
>Otaku have dicks sometimess

IT'S AS OTAKU RELATED AS SATEN IS DWI NERD XDXDXD

>> No.8098255

I guess this is as good of a time as ever.

I really enjoy these.
http://exhentai.org/g/335263/a134d75721/
http://exhentai.org/g/350686/736f2012b7/
http://exhentai.org/g/348859/c5ea97202f/
http://exhentai.org/g/322485/87c1f0df82/

This guy knows his dicks.

Anyone know anymore like these?

>> No.8098261

>>8098246
I sucked off a boy cosplaying as Shiki once at Sakura-con.

He was probably /jp/er. I could tell with the way his legs kept shivering and bucking from inexperience.

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8098277

As much as i enjoy talking about dicks i also enjoy posting Saten-san images in non-lewd Saten threads.

Been doing it since 20dec 2009 if my Saten-san folders time of creation is something to go by.

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>>8098246
When I go out trapping I usually look for guys who seem lonely or disappointed. I usually look for them at arcades or book stores in the manga sections, anime section in video stores. It seems to lighten up their day when a girl talks to them. What I don't like about this is they never make the first move so I always have to suggest everything and some turn me down, probably because they think I am just another slutty girl or fear. Some really do have problems talking but I don't mind. I have never shown one of them my penis so I hope I gave them good memories that a cute girl did like them and makes them open up more.

>> No.8098287

Original Saten spammer would probably be unhappy to learn that the threads have been coopted by literal cocksuckers.

Isn't there somewhere else you can talk about this?

>> No.8098288

>>8098277
Great lies.

>> No.8098291

>>8098287
Talk to iluvOP

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>>8098280
I love your philosophy, mine is very similar.

I'm going to be trapping soon once my dress gets here. My voice is already feminine but what's the best way to train and make it perfect to the point of being indistinguishable from male?

>>8098287
Not really. People from gay and transgendered boards don't understand anything about otaku-hunting cocksucking, they just want to fuck alpha males and other normals.

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>>8098288
Well there is no way for me too prove it so if that is what you wish to believe that is okay.

I will not mind.

>> No.8098307

>>8098280
I wish this could happen to me.
I'll make sure to visit book stores and such, maybe I'll meet someone to lighten up my day.
Don't care if you're trapping or not. If I could get a sincere "have a nice day!" even, it would make me have a nice day.
If you ever see a guy with a hime cut, make sure to say hello.

>> No.8098308

>>8098296
>>8098280
These guys are doing it right. Now it's Otaku related.

Carry on.

>> No.8098310

>>8098296
There are two, maybe three people here who are into that, though.

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>>8098296
Practice makes perfect is all I can say, really a lot of it. There was a thread on /jp/ about this exact issue a few days ago so you might want to look in the archives. If you already have a feminine voice then it should not take you too long.

>>8098307
Will do!

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>>8098307
If I ever see a guy with a hime cut, I'll beat him up and take his lunch money for being a faggot, nerd.

Epic. Win.

>> No.8098320

>>8098314
I'm not a faggot nor a nerd.
Haircuts are not gender specific, and it looks nice.

I see women with short hair all the time, especially old ladies.

>> No.8098321

>>8098314
Rude.

Hime cuts can look great on boys.

>> No.8098323

>>8098307
Same.
I'm not gay, but the thought of a perfect trap /jp/er giving me a blow job gives me a boner.

>> No.8098324

>>8098320
>>8098321
While I do not know if you are a faggot or a nerd, nor do I really care much, himecuts look far better on women. I'd imagine you to look like Weevil or something from Yu-Gi-Oh Season 1.

>> No.8098332

>>8098324
That's a bowl cut. Hime cut implies it has length.

>>8098323
Gross, I don't want to fuck someone, just share greetings.

>> No.8098330

>>8098323
I've never seen a trap other than Kayopolice that hasn't made me shudder in horror at manface/hands.

So sad, a cute girl with lolitits and a small dick would be adorable.

>> No.8098331

>>8098323
This except I don't care if it's considered gay or not.

>> No.8098338

>>8098330
>Kayopolice
Do want. The things I'd do to her..

>>8098332
Oh, I guess that's fine too.

>> No.8098342

>>8098332
Me neither but I would not object to getting a blowjob.

>> No.8098343

>>8098323
Yes we should be glad and support these threads while the maidens train. Then when the /jp/ mansion is built it will have all been worth it.

>>8098330
Poor taste sir. Girls should have big cocks or no cock at all. Shriveled little HRT-ruined cocks are no good.

>> No.8098348

>>8098280
If I was minding my own business outside and some stranger came up to talk to me, I would be annoyed.

When the average /jp/er is actually outside they want to avoid people as much as possible. You're just finding the naruto and gaia kids.

>> No.8098352

>>8098342
No male would object to getting a blowjob to be fair.
If it is by a pretty trap that looks like a girl or a glory hole that you cannot tell who is on the other side.

Few people would resist such a chance.

>> No.8098361

>>8098352
>No male would object to getting a blowjob to be fair.
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

>> No.8098364

>>8098352
I would only accept one from a trap though. I need to know first.

>>8098348
If they are really pushy, sure but you could always leave. I never get talked to though even when I go outside so I wouldn't know anyway.

>> No.8098367

>>8098361
The receiver is never the slut. Only the performer.

>> No.8098368

>>8098303
>desember
what

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>>8098348
>You're just finding the naruto and gaia kids.
I would hope not, I try to spy a bit to see what their interests are and what they are looking for. Most naruto kids usually hang out in a group and are very loud and annoying.

>> No.8098371

>>8098361
I should rephrase that.
"No normal male"

But yes.
I am a slut.

>> No.8098381

>>8098246
Why can't a /jp/er have a big, meaty, cum dripping cock? Do you really think your penis determines your personality or vice-versa?

>> No.8098391

>>8098381
Because he has a tiny penis and is miserable and so he expects everyone else to be the same.

I for one have a big meaty penis that i suck once a day.
Feels good being flexible as fuck.

>> No.8098392

>>8098381
If you fap constantly, your body actually produces more semen to keep up with the demand.

Even at several faps a day, I can push out over two or three tablespoons at a time. A slight increase of what I could do a few years ago.

>> No.8098399

>>8098392
Citation needed.

>> No.8098401
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>>8098391
>>8098392
Such a waste..
You should let me suck on them instead, dude.

>> No.8098403

>>8098381
Black anon here. 9 inch cock, but still a virgin.

>>8098392
This is true, but you would also have to consume the right amount of nutrients daily.

>> No.8098407

>>8098399
I already cited with firsthand experience.

>> No.8098417

>>8098407
You're right, a sample of a single person with no control or observation of other factors is a wonderful citation. How silly of me to overlook it.

>> No.8098419

>>8098407
Anecdotal evidence.

>> No.8098445

>>8098381
I only say this because I've never seen anyone here prove otherwise.

I mean, if it's a /jp/er that has said cock, then it's totally Otaku related.

so....post pics of your dicks people.

>> No.8098452

>>8098445
>>>/soc/

Why do people like you have to ruin fun threads EVERY single time?

>> No.8098469

>>8098452
These are the exact kind of people that posting in these threads, though.

>> No.8098490

>>8098469
People like to talk about dicks, but posting pictures of 3D ones will probably never float.

In the end of the day the people in these threads like 2D dicks and traps, and that is okay.

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>>8098296
I hope you found the thread if not here is the post number, 8089997.

>> No.8098500

>>8098490
>In the end of the day the people in these threads like 2D dicks and traps, and that is okay.
Pretty much this, as much as i love penises and traps 3DPD does not do it for me.

>> No.8098511

>>8098490
I just come here for the lewd stories.
I like to read them and fap, only to feel bad about it later.

>> No.8098518

>>8098498
Thank you!

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>>8098280
I am too shy to do that....

>> No.8098531

>>8098527
Too shy to do what?

>> No.8098539

>>8098255
No one has more like these?
Beefy, drippy dicks.
By touhou's no less.

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>>8098445
Here

>> No.8098550

>>8098543
I hate you all and the shit you've brought to /jp/ with these threads.

>> No.8098553

>>8098543
This better lead to a very long vacation from /jp/
Guro was two weeks.
This should be at least two years.

>> No.8098562

>>8098543
I would gladly suck that cock, dude.
..I mean reported.

>> No.8098563

>>8098543
Boner dead.

Thanks a lot, fucking faggot.

>> No.8098566

>>8098543
stop that

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>>8098543
>>8098563

>> No.8098585

>>8098543
I will not lie, that is a pretty tasty looking dick.
That said, this is now /soc/tier and should stop.

>> No.8098594

>>8098531
approach anyone i do not know as a trap...

>> No.8098599

This is what would happen if you trapped.
http://exhentai.org/g/409064/d4f29fbf29/
Except without the rape.

Don't want to bother bumping the thread after some douchebag decided to ruin it.

>> No.8098611

>>8098543

>> No.8098617

>>8098543
Isn't this what you fags wanted?

It was bound to happen with all the daily cock sucking threads. You have no one to blame but yourselves.

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>>8098594
But I approach! Isn't it better if you don't know if I am a trap? I just want to create good memories. Not once have I told any of them I am a trap but if they asked I would not lie.

>> No.8098631

/jp/ - /soc/
Nice.

>> No.8098633
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8098633

Remember when /jp/ used to like little girls?

>> No.8098639
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Since this thread can't get any shittier anyway... check 'em.

>> No.8098643

>>8098639
How is it even possible to be so shitty?

>> No.8098645

>>8098633
Yes.
These /r9k/ guys started flooding other boards and still haven't gone back there.

It's still not so bad, just normalfags ruining it for everyone. It's like having a loli dump and then some retard posts CP.

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>>8098543
I dont mind.
Go on, post more pictures of your dick please.
Its delicious and i wish to suck on it.

>> No.8098654

>>8098649
There's a limit, Sanae-san. There is a limit

>> No.8098678

Kill yourselves.

>> No.8098682

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Nice cock. But reported! This isn't /soc/, aniki.

>> No.8098689

>>8098678
Exactly my thoughts, dawg.

>> No.8098692

>>8098682
>>8098682
>nice cock

Not even 10", and it's not covered in cum slop.

Shit tier cock, but it's to be expected from 3D.

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*SLURP*

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>>8098543
That is a pretty 10/10 cock in my book, i would suck it.
That being said i did mention it was a bad idea to post 3D on /jp/.

>> No.8098732

>>8098709
I would suck Saten-san's cock.

>> No.8098740

>>8098543

Where do you live?
I waana come over and suck your cock dude

>> No.8098746

>>8098543
Delicious

>> No.8098765

I forget to report these threads nowadays. But I suppose it doesn't matter, really.

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>2011
>Not sleeping on a huge penis

>> No.8098784

>>8098330
Kayo is ugly shit.

>> No.8098792

>>8098773
That is not really a dakimakura/pillow though.
It is tiny as fuck if i remember right.

>> No.8098794

>>8098773
Why is there a penis on the other side?

>> No.8098815

>>8098784
What is wrong with you?

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>>8098784
That's just your opinion.

>> No.8098822

>>8098792
Aww... That's a shame.

>> No.8098831

>>8098820
I would slurp on his cock so hard he would faint.

>> No.8098836

>>8098820
He did not take hormones until only recently right? Or is he still not taking them?

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