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Anonymous Mon Nov 7 05:42:58 2011 No.8083884 [Reply] [Original]

"I have seen boards bathed in the Meido's flames. Their shitposters fading without so much as a whimper. Entire chans born and raised in the time that it takes your mortal hearts to beat once. Yet all throughout, my own heart, devoid of emotion... of empathy. I... have... felt... NOTHING! A million, million posts wasted! Had they all held within them your autism? Had they all loved shitposting as you do?

Perhaps it is your shittiness that which grants you free will. That allows you to persevere against cosmically calculated odds. You prevailed where the Meido's own perfect creations have failed.

I've rearranged the reply code. Your board will be spared. I cannot be certain of my own calculations anymore. You must hurry. Do not worry about my fate, Buttranger. If the signal is not transmitted in time re-origination will proceed regardless. Save. Your. Board."

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 05:42:58 2011 No.8083885
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"Citizens of /jp/! Raise your eyes to the touhous and observe!

Today our board's destruction has been averted in defiance of our very makers!

Meido, herald of the autists, has been defeated by our brave shitposters in the depths of the autist city of Gensokyo.

Meido was sent here to judge the fate of our board.

He found a board whose shittiness had deviated from moot's blueprints. A board where not everything had gone according to plan.

Cold logic deemed our board not worth saving. Cold logic, however, does not account for the power of buttfrustration. It's up to each of us to prove this is a board worth shitting up.

That our shitposts... our shitposts are worth posting."

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 05:44:58 2011 No.8083888 Is it meta night tonight or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 05:50:58 2011 No.8083893 That actually gave me goosebumps reading it. I'm assuming it was stolen from a movie or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 06:04:42 2011 No.8083923 >>8083893 xD

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 06:05:42 2011 No.8083926 >>8083893 World of Warcraft. Algalon the Observer says this after he's defeated. Second post is when the quest resulting from his death is handed in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 06:06:42 2011 No.8083929 >>8083888 No idea. I woke up with a stiff neck and I can only look downwards, so I'm going to bed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 06:20:43 2011 No.8083957 They should have put a real raid in Uldum and carried on with the titan storyline, but no.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:41:30 2011 No.8085337
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>>8083957
But pandas.

Surely you can agree that fighting panda tribes is more interesting than playing fisticuffs with omnipotent demon generals of the Burning Legion from across the cosmos. Blizzard is taking this game in an ingenious direction.

>>	PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw Mon Nov 7 16:45:32 2011 No.8085357 >>8085337 I am looking forward to playing pokemon with my Panda overlords. That and Dungeon Challenges. Mistweaver Monks seem interesting as well.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:56:01 2011 No.8085391
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"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."

-The Buttranger

"Those who sacrifice freedom for safety deserve neither."

-The Buttranger

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

-The Buttranger

"All that it takes for evil to prevail is for good to do nothing."

-The Buttranger

"I too have been a close observer of the doings of the meido. I have had men watching you for a long time, and am convinced that you have used the threads of the board to speculate in the breadstuffs of /jp/. When you won, you divided the touhous amongst you, and when you lost, you charged it to the board. You tell me that if I take the autism from the board and annul its charter I shall ruin ten thousand NEETs. That may be true, gentlemen, but that is your sin! Should I let you go on, you will ruin fifty thousand NEETs, and that would be my sin! You are a den of megukas and thieves. I have determined to rout you out and, by the Eternal Homu, (bringing his fist down on the table) I will rout you out!"

-The Buttranger

"Summer is coming."

-The Buttranger

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:58:01 2011 No.8085395
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"Prostitution, adultery, necrophilia, bestiality, possession of child pornography, and even incest and pedophilia [...] All of these acts should be legal as long as no one is coerced. They are illegal only because of prejudice and narrowmindedness.

Some rules might be called for when these acts directly affect other people's interests. For incest, contraception could be mandatory to avoid risk of inbreeding. For prostitution, a license should be required to ensure prostitutes get regular medical check-ups, and they should have training and support in insisting on use of condoms. This will be an advance in public health, compared with the situation today. For necrophilia, it might be necessary to ask the next of kin for permission if the decedent's will did not authorize it. Necrophilia would be my second choice for what should be done with my corpse, the first being scientific or medical use. Once my dead body is no longer of any use to me, it may as well be of some use to someone. Besides, I often enjoy rhinophytonecrophilia (nasal sex with dead plants).

I am also skeptical of the claim that voluntarily pedophilia harms children. The arguments that it causes harm seem to be based on cases which aren't voluntary, which are then stretched by parents who are horrified by the idea that their little baby is maturing. I've read that male dolphins try to have sex with humans, and female apes sollicit sex from humans. What is wrong with giving them what they want, if that's what turns you on, or even just to gratify them?"

-The Buttranger

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:59:02 2011 No.8085401
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"After our victory in AoC and the defeat of the oppressors who had banned millions of posters, the legend about the invincibility of the superpowers vanished. Our boys no longer viewed Janitors as a superpower. So, when they left /jp/, they went to /bun/ and prepared themselves carefully for a long war. They had thought that the Janitors were like the Russians, so they trained and prepared. They were stunned when they discovered how low was the morale of the Janitors. ... As I said, our boys were shocked by the low morale of the Janitors and they realized that the Meido was just a paper tiger. "

-The Buttranger

"You face not Buttranger alone, but the legions I command."

-The Buttranger

"Feel the buttrange of ten thousand years"

-The Buttranger

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:59:31 2011 No.8085398
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"Well, Miss Meido, under other circumstances I like to think we might have been able to work together in an atmosphere of mutual trust and respect. Certainly, judging from your brief tenure at /jp/ while I was its shitposter, you showed every promise of becoming a valuable and productive contributor to the board. And yet?I'm not sure what spurred you to it?but there is really no place in this enterprise for a rogue janitor.

Your mentors are partly to blame, of course. My disappointment in moot and the tripfag circlejerk is far greater than my sorrow over your unfortunate choice of career path. In a way, I suppose you could not have done otherwise. Who knows what seeds of iconoclasm they planted when you were young and gullible. But while they certainly share a great part of the responsibility for the recent troubles, it is you alone who have chosen to act with such willful disregard for /jp/'s future.

Tell me, Miss Meido, if you can. You have destroyed so much. What is it, exactly, that you have created? Can you name even one thing? I thought not. "

-The Buttranger

"You have come to post as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you post? Aye, post and you may get banned, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our meido that they may ban our proxies, but they'll never take our freedom!"

-The Buttranger

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:00:02 2011 No.8085404 >>8085395 Richard Stallman in my /jp/?

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:04:32 2011 No.8085414
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>>8085337
I don't even know any more.
I won't be playing when it comes out, but I hope they at least make the corruption of Zandalari and Bronze Dragonflight interesting.
30 gold says both are caused by an Old God

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:05:33 2011 No.8085415 Hekrlo iem BOTRENYER adn aim a FAGET

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:07:33 2011 No.8085421 File: 28 KB, 796x363, Lich_King.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ten bucks says Titan continues the Titan storyline better than WoW even though it's a different game.

>>	PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw Mon Nov 7 17:11:34 2011 No.8085438 >>8085414 Well the people that brought us Ulduar were pulled from WoW and reassigned to Titan. It's a shame that they are doing all of the interesting lore events (Emerald Dream) in books instead of the game itself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:16:32 2011 No.8085453 >>8085438 I haven't played WoW in years, but...are you serious?

>>	PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw Mon Nov 7 17:17:02 2011 No.8085459 >>8085453 Yep, the entire Emerald Nightmare problem was solved in a book instead of the game itself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:21:02 2011 No.8085469 >>8085459 Oh, jesus christ, that is so incredibly stupid. Emerald Dream? Who the fuck wants to see that? Just throw it at Knaak and his raptor army while we go to Panda land. I am so glad I quit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:25:32 2011 No.8085479 >>8085459 They'll still have an Emerald Dream expansion that rapes the lore in the books to cash in on it. Hell, they already designed an expansion for it but scrapped it for Cata and redoing the old 1-60 world.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:27:32 2011 No.8085488 >>8085479 Is that so? Well, Cata was...sorta cool, I guess...

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:29:02 2011 No.8085500

I gave up on WoW somewhere around the Firelands invasion. I just looked back at my history playing WoW and I could not find what made me love it in the first place. It felt so... grindy. Like a job. The interaction I had with people I met here and there was gone.

And it is too damn easy now.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:30:32 2011 No.8085504

I can't even figure out where the story in WoW is going anymore.

All they've been doing is recycling recycled bosses. Onyxia, Nefarian, Ragnaros, the entirety of Naxxramas, etc. And they're not just joke bosses thrown in as homage, they're the big bads for entire patches.

>>	PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw Mon Nov 7 17:30:32 2011 No.8085502 >>8085488 Deathwing is coming out in the next patch so that will mean roughly a year without real content unless they pull a Kil'jaeden again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:32:32 2011 No.8085512 >>8085504 They ran back to their corpses, of course.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:35:32 2011 No.8085529

>>8085502
>>8085504
I was expecting/hoping for an Onyxia/Nefarian dual boss right before Deathwing. Damn shame.
They tried WAY to hard to establish Negarian's character in BWD, and his fight kinda sucked once you actually started fighting him himself. No dragon fight should ever revolve around some steampunk lightning machine.

>>	PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw Mon Nov 7 17:36:02 2011 No.8085541 >>8085529 At least it is sort of like a Gunship fight instead of tank and spank. >>8085504 Weren't they brought back as "Undead" in Cata?

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:40:33 2011 No.8085568

>>8085500
>I could not find what made me love it in the first place
-Your first cape
-Your first shoulders
-That horse you had to save up for
-Being stuck in Black Rock for hours trying to get a replacement tank
-Anxiety when you enter your first raid
-Alterac Valley
-Smiling Jim
Obvious, all of that is gone now.

>>8085541
The dragons were undead, yeah. Ragnaros' excuse was elementals need to be killed in the elemental planes to truly die, or something like that and for Zul'Aman / Zul'Gurub, they allowed Zanzil to come back home and he resurrected a few bosses with his famous elixir.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:46:33 2011 No.8085605 >>8085568 What? All of that is still there. You've just done it already. You can hardly blame Blizzard for that. The problem with WoW is simply that it's old as fuck. Thus, Titan.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:48:03 2011 No.8085613

I didn't like Cataclysm. I really, really tried too, but the remade world just didn't work.
Barely any quests send you to another zone besides the obligatory "you're done here, go there next" breadcrumb quests. Every area feels self-contained and separate from the areas around it, which completely destroys the huge, open, interconnected world feel WoW classic had. "To forge a sword strong enough to slay this monster, you must find the ancient, immortal smith Galagmargh, who saw the strands of the world as they were woven by the titans themselves! He's just over that hill and to the right, you can't miss him."
You also leveled RIDICULOUSLY fast. If you like doing dungeons as you level, well, forget ever completing a zone before everything greys out, because you'll be 60 before you know it.
There's also, like, a dozen group quests worldwide. You'll almost never run into a problem you need to interact with other people to overcome until you get to the 80s, which I'd be willing to bet has something to do with why there are so many idiots have no idea how to interact/cooperate with others at 85.
Mechanic-wise, the simplified and homogenized classes and butchered talents trees...sucked. Just...really sucked. I don't even know where to begin with that.
Some of the new areas were cool, and i loved the shit out of everything in Uldum, but as hard as it was to admit, the bad outweighed the good, just like in every expansion sense BC. It's one of those things that you really want to like and enjoy, but you just don't. Tragic, really.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:50:03 2011 No.8085621 >>8085605 For the most part, no, it's not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:51:03 2011 No.8085627 >>8085568 >Alterac Valley Oh god. Oh GOD. Best part of the entire game. Classic AV was incredible.

PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw Mon Nov 7 17:54:33 2011 No.8085637

>>8085568
I'd love to go back and do the old Alterac Valley were people actually upgraded the forces, bothered freeing the flightmasters, summoned their elementals, and fought tooth and nail for even a foot in the Field of Strife.

Now it's a matter of rushing to the Generals and seeing who has the best gear/dps

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:56:35 2011 No.8085645

>>8085605
-You can get your first real cape quickly
-Shoulders? A cinch
-Your first mount? You don't even have to save up.
-Dungeon finder
-Anxiety. Ok, I'll let you have that one.
-Alterac Vally. Rush the NPCs and done in 7 mins. You will literally run past the enemy without even fighting sometimes.
-Smiling Jim is still insane and reciting his peom, but I think they removed the quest line.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:57:35 2011 No.8085649 That dungeon finder thing wrecked the game. Finding groups being easier is awesome, but it's not worth the cost.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:58:36 2011 No.8085651 24 hour Alterac Valleys were the best moments of my life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:58:36 2011 No.8085652 >>8085613 They're removing the group quests in Northrend next patch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:59:36 2011 No.8085657 >>8085652 WHY.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:03:04 2011 No.8085678

>>8085651
I remember tanking Blackrock Mountain and the AV que popping. I said so and that I had to go, and people were completely fine with it. I also remember fighting in AV, going to sleep, waking up and entering back into THE SAME AV match. Good times...

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:04:04 2011 No.8085683 >>8085657 Just to see the look on your face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:05:04 2011 No.8085686 >>8085657 CASUALS HAVE MONEY

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:06:04 2011 No.8085695

>>8085657
Here we go.
The amount of experience needed to gain levels 71 through 80 has been reduced by approximately 33%.
Many Group quests in Outland and Northrend have been re-tuned to allow players to complete them solo. They are no longer labeled as Group quests.
Relevant questgivers have been moved into Outland and Northrend dungeons. The majority of dungeon quests for these zones are now available from within their respective dungeons.

>>	PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw Mon Nov 7 18:06:34 2011 No.8085693 >>8085652 I remember tanking the Frost Wyrm 5 man in Dragonblight for 2 hours straight because I happened to be the only prot warrior in the area that was willing to pug it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:12:34 2011 No.8085719 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bFof6GeW1Q

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:17:34 2011 No.8085736 >>8085719 I actually teared up at hearing this again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:33:08 2011 No.8085736,1 Dang...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 30 00:29:44 2018 No.8085736,2 >>8085736,1 yeah i know

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 30 00:53:02 2018 No.8085736,3 >>8085736 just how big of a fucking faggot is this guy LOL

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