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8079134 No.8079134 [Reply] [Original]

Yukari lifts up her top and jiggles her bare breasts in your face to get your attention

>> No.8079137

Why would she want my attention though? I don't get it.

>> No.8079157
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8079157

I slap her face with a mackeral.

>> No.8079158
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>>8079134

Does she really need to do that to get anyones attention?

>> No.8079161

I think I'd hide under a blanket.

My mind is way too slow and weak to deal with such complicated situations nowadays.

>> No.8079162
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8079162

Not going to work on me.
On the other hand if she lifts up her skirt and jiggles her futa-cock in my face she would get my attention.

>> No.8079177

>>8079161
Are you the protagonist of a harem series?

>> No.8079175

I tell her to knock it off because nobody's interested in that pruny hag body anymore.

>> No.8079176

>>8079162
What if she stuck her feet in your face?

>> No.8079180
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>>8079176
No.
Its dicks or no go.

>> No.8079187

>>8079177
If so I wouldn't recommend that game. There's no heroines. Not even a supporting cast.

>> No.8079189

>>8079180
Not even if her feet were moist and smelly with delicious Yukarin pheromones? Suit yourself...

>> No.8079201
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>>8079157

Why exactly a mackerel?
Mackerels make for rather delicate and easily broken weapons, and don't really taste amazingly good either. Might be better just to let them live.

>> No.8079209

You have my attention.

>> No.8079212

I'd beat her to death with my tits for daring to challenge their greatness.

>> No.8079240

in what outfit can she lift her top?

>> No.8079256

>>8079201
Yukari's are FAR too big.
Those must weight like 20lbs each.
Too Dee Far Too Big Disgusting

>> No.8079268

why do people call funbags "breasts" ?

>> No.8079279

>>8079161
Jest aside, I think I'd react in a similar manner. I mean due to my social incompetence, I'd interpret the situation as "Why is she flashing herself at me? Is she inviting me to engage in a rough sexual intercourse, or just teasing? If it's the latter, will I offend her if I make my move? Or should I just crack a joke to test the water? And how should I go about doing that?".

Or maybe I'd just let loose myself and "rape" her.

>> No.8079289

>>8079161
A female asked me to hold her hand and I had no idea how to react.

>> No.8079304

>>8079279
Dilemmas and uncertainties like that is why I take the easy "Blanket route".

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8079331

funbag general

>> No.8079371

I decide to ignore it then i proceed to ask if she can open a gap to somewhere else really far away from my house so i can infect people with autism and start my world domination campaign fueled by lewdness and autism

>> No.8079494

>>8079134
>she wants to fuck
I drop my pants and jiggle my balls back to her to make her horny.

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