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White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Sat Nov 5 02:47:43 2011 No.8075679 [Reply] [Original]

*SLURP*

*SLURP*

*SLURP*

That's all it takes for you to break into a glory hole stall and suck a cock. Why haven't you sucked one yet, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 02:48:12 2011 No.8075689 >>8075685 Dude, it's Saturday.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 02:48:13 2011 No.8075685 Perfect timing for this thread. All the kids are asleep because they have school tomorrow so they won't bother us right now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 02:49:12 2011 No.8075693 >>8075685 It's funny because all the shitpsters are underage and stayed up late at night to shitpost.

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig Sat Nov 5 02:49:12 2011 No.8075695 File: 203 KB, 1024x768, me n sudo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pure for sudo~!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 02:49:43 2011 No.8075692 >>8075685 Speaking of kids, go back to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 02:50:12 2011 No.8075700 >You have to wait a while before reporting another post.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 02:50:12 2011 No.8075701 >>8075693 Nah, it tends to be the opposite. I imagine you're around 16 or so.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 02:50:42 2011 No.8075697 >>8075689 He's a deranged homosexual autist, there is no reasoning with him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 02:51:12 2011 No.8075702 >>8075697 More like he is a tru NEET that lost sense of time already

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 02:52:12 2011 No.8075708 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, back the fuck up. Am I supposed to break into, I repeat, BREAK INTO the gloryhole just by slurping? Ok, I can slurp the cock afterwards, but how the fuck am I supposed to break into the room by slurping? Are you mental?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 02:52:13 2011 No.8075712 >>8075693 Actually it's the contrary. Most of our shitposters were good posters in the past that got mindbroken and then became the shitposters themselves

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 02:53:12 2011 No.8075717 >>8075708 You slurp the door of course.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 02:53:13 2011 No.8075713 I think he's implying you get in by sucking dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 02:54:42 2011 No.8075718 >>8075701 Wrong and wrong, nerd kid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 02:54:42 2011 No.8075719 So i have to suck dick to suck more dick?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 02:55:42 2011 No.8075723 >>8075718 see >>8075712 It's 2 against one babby boy

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 02:57:12 2011 No.8075730 >>8075723 But both of you are underage, your opinions are void. It's 0.5 against 1, teenager.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 02:57:12 2011 No.8075732 [DELETED]

>>8075679
White Ren, can't you even pretend to have a decent excuse or pretense to shitpost anymore?

I mean, you could have started it off properly asking us if we would like to get in a frilly dress and go out into the night. Or maybe you could have used that old copypasta about the gay bar and fit that into you demented shitposting. But nope, you just had to be straight to the point about both your literal and figurative faggotry.

[spoiler}And by the way, yes, I have sucked a cock. No, a glory hole does not appeal to me. However, this thread is stupid and is now reported.[/spoiler]

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 02:58:12 2011 No.8075739

>>8075679
>>8075679
White Ren, can't you even pretend to have a decent excuse or pretense to shitpost anymore?

I mean, you could have started it off properly asking us if we would like to get in a frilly dress and go out into the night. Or maybe you could have used that old copypasta about the gay bar and fit that into you demented shitposting. But nope, you just had to be straight to the point about both your literal and figurative faggotry.

And by the way, yes, I have sucked a cock. No, a glory hole does not appeal to me. However, this thread is stupid and is now reported.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 02:58:42 2011 No.8075736 >>8075712 Very true. I used to be one of those loons who tried to uphold the quality of the board at every turn, but then I realized how silly the whole thing was.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 02:58:42 2011 No.8075737 >>8075732 >White Ren

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 02:59:12 2011 No.8075743 >>8075740 Go back you /v/ please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 02:59:12 2011 No.8075740 >>8075730 I was born in 1932 suck on it nerd

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 03:00:12 2011 No.8075746 >>8075712 I would agree with you if it wasn't for the increase in memes from other boards, like the greentext/implying/ishygddt/stories.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 03:01:12 2011 No.8075751 >>8075740 Haha, look at the grandpa. Go take your meds and let the real men take over now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 03:01:12 2011 No.8075752 >>8075743 >u mad?

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 03:01:43 2011 No.8075749

>>8075739
Pfft... You probably think you are more pure than us just because you never went to a glory hole and probably did it with your bf or whatever, but let me say something baby your mouth aint more pure than ours, nonono, that mouth you use to kiss your mothers as sucked a friggin cock too so dont try to teach em anything, no dont

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 03:04:12 2011 No.8075759 File: 8 KB, 209x242, d..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reported.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 03:04:12 2011 No.8075761 >>8075751 Haha, look at dat babby boy who hasn't even got out of his diapers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 03:04:15 2011 No.8075765 >>8075759 >>>/u/

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 03:04:15 2011 No.8075766 SLURP SLURP CHOMP That's all it takes for you to stick your dick into a gloryhole and get it bitten off. Why haven't you sucked done this yet, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 03:05:15 2011 No.8075771 >>8075765 >>>/y/

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 03:06:14 2011 No.8075781
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>scheduled for my first ever "gloryhole meetup" at McDonalds
>extremely nervous
>arrive a little early
>don't want to look suspicious, so I buy a cheeseburger
>I'm cheap as a Jew so I grab a lot of ketchup packets and put them in my pocket
>head to the bathroom when it's time
>walk into the third stall, as we agreed on
>lock
>sit on toilet
>stare nervously at hole in side
>whistle Sanae's theme from Touhou - that's the signal to let him know I'm the one he's waiting for
>a large, slimy penis emerges from the hole
>heart starts beating like crazy
>it smells horrible, and probably tastes even worse
>do I really want to go through with this?
>put my tongue on it
>almost gag, it tastes HORRIBLE
>he's getting impatient, moving his cock in and out
>I don't know if I can do this
>suddenly come up with an idea to mask the taste
>grab ketchup packet
>pour onto penis
>hear a whisper, "what are you doing?"
>he pulls his cock back
>suddenly he starts screaming while pounding on the stall "AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH"
>"IT'S BLEEDING IT'S BLEEDING IT'S BLEEDING"
>he runs out screaming
>hear more screams from customers and staff in the main area
>walk out trying to maintain composure
>grab some ranch dipping containers before I leave

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 03:06:43 2011 No.8075777 >>8075766 Because glory holes are not real. They only exist inside porn movies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 03:06:43 2011 No.8075775 >>8075761 Take your Alzheimer meds, gramps, that was 25 years ago. And go change your own diapers, they're starting to smell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 03:07:13 2011 No.8075782 File: 247 KB, 512x512, satensmug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8075777 I can assure you they're real.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 03:07:13 2011 No.8075783 >>8075781 Amazing

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 03:09:14 2011 No.8075788 >>8075781 This was just as good as your other one,Saten!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 03:10:13 2011 No.8075790 Everytime I find this thread it has 21 replies, daily dejavu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 03:10:43 2011 No.8075791 File: 87 KB, 346x347, 1316455586218.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8075781 Ok, this whole thread is excused, this is wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 03:12:44 2011 No.8075804 File: 291 KB, 479x349, Farewell3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 03:14:13 2011 No.8075813 File: 365 KB, 480x350, Farewell4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8075804 REPOOOORTED!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 03:16:44 2011 No.8075823 >>8075804 >>8075813 ??????

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 03:26:14 2011 No.8075869 re-re-re-reported

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