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*SLURP*

*SLURP*

*SLURP*

That's all it takes for you to break into a glory hole stall and suck a cock. Why haven't you sucked one yet, /jp/?

>> No.8075689

>>8075685
Dude, it's Saturday.

>> No.8075685

Perfect timing for this thread.

All the kids are asleep because they have school tomorrow so they won't bother us right now.

>> No.8075693

>>8075685
It's funny because all the shitpsters are underage and stayed up late at night to shitpost.

>> No.8075695
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8075695

pure for sudo~!

>> No.8075692

>>8075685
Speaking of kids, go back to sleep.

>> No.8075700

>You have to wait a while before reporting another post.

>> No.8075701

>>8075693
Nah, it tends to be the opposite. I imagine you're around 16 or so.

>> No.8075697

>>8075689
He's a deranged homosexual autist, there is no reasoning with him.

>> No.8075702

>>8075697
More like he is a tru NEET that lost sense of time already

>> No.8075708

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, back the fuck up.

Am I supposed to break into, I repeat, BREAK INTO the gloryhole just by slurping? Ok, I can slurp the cock afterwards, but how the fuck am I supposed to break into the room by slurping? Are you mental?

>> No.8075712

>>8075693
Actually it's the contrary. Most of our shitposters were good posters in the past that got mindbroken and then became the shitposters themselves

>> No.8075717

>>8075708
You slurp the door of course.

>> No.8075713

I think he's implying you get in by sucking dick.

>> No.8075718

>>8075701
Wrong and wrong, nerd kid.

>> No.8075719

So i have to suck dick to suck more dick?

>> No.8075723

>>8075718
see >>8075712
It's 2 against one babby boy

>> No.8075730

>>8075723
But both of you are underage, your opinions are void. It's 0.5 against 1, teenager.

>> No.8075732 [DELETED] 

>>8075679
White Ren, can't you even pretend to have a decent excuse or pretense to shitpost anymore?

I mean, you could have started it off properly asking us if we would like to get in a frilly dress and go out into the night. Or maybe you could have used that old copypasta about the gay bar and fit that into you demented shitposting. But nope, you just had to be straight to the point about both your literal and figurative faggotry.

[spoiler}And by the way, yes, I have sucked a cock. No, a glory hole does not appeal to me. However, this thread is stupid and is now reported.[/spoiler]

>> No.8075739

>>8075679
>>8075679
White Ren, can't you even pretend to have a decent excuse or pretense to shitpost anymore?

I mean, you could have started it off properly asking us if we would like to get in a frilly dress and go out into the night. Or maybe you could have used that old copypasta about the gay bar and fit that into you demented shitposting. But nope, you just had to be straight to the point about both your literal and figurative faggotry.

And by the way, yes, I have sucked a cock. No, a glory hole does not appeal to me. However, this thread is stupid and is now reported.

>> No.8075736

>>8075712
Very true. I used to be one of those loons who tried to uphold the quality of the board at every turn, but then I realized how silly the whole thing was.

>> No.8075737

>>8075732
>White Ren

>> No.8075743

>>8075740
Go back you /v/ please.

>> No.8075740

>>8075730
I was born in 1932 suck on it nerd

>> No.8075746

>>8075712
I would agree with you if it wasn't for the increase in memes from other boards, like the greentext/implying/ishygddt/stories.

>> No.8075751

>>8075740
Haha, look at the grandpa. Go take your meds and let the real men take over now.

>> No.8075752

>>8075743
>u mad?

>> No.8075749

>>8075739
Pfft... You probably think you are more pure than us just because you never went to a glory hole and probably did it with your bf or whatever, but let me say something baby your mouth aint more pure than ours, nonono, that mouth you use to kiss your mothers as sucked a friggin cock too so dont try to teach em anything, no dont

>> No.8075759
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8075759

Reported.

>> No.8075761

>>8075751
Haha, look at dat babby boy who hasn't even got out of his diapers.

>> No.8075765

>>8075759
>>>/u/

>> No.8075766

*SLURP*

*SLURP*

*CHOMP*

That's all it takes for you to stick your dick into a gloryhole and get it bitten off. Why haven't you sucked done this yet, /jp/?

>> No.8075771

>>8075765
>>>/y/

>> No.8075781
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8075781

>scheduled for my first ever "gloryhole meetup" at McDonalds
>extremely nervous
>arrive a little early
>don't want to look suspicious, so I buy a cheeseburger
>I'm cheap as a Jew so I grab a lot of ketchup packets and put them in my pocket
>head to the bathroom when it's time
>walk into the third stall, as we agreed on
>lock
>sit on toilet
>stare nervously at hole in side
>whistle Sanae's theme from Touhou - that's the signal to let him know I'm the one he's waiting for
>a large, slimy penis emerges from the hole
>heart starts beating like crazy
>it smells horrible, and probably tastes even worse
>do I really want to go through with this?
>put my tongue on it
>almost gag, it tastes HORRIBLE
>he's getting impatient, moving his cock in and out
>I don't know if I can do this
>suddenly come up with an idea to mask the taste
>grab ketchup packet
>pour onto penis
>hear a whisper, "what are you doing?"
>he pulls his cock back
>suddenly he starts screaming while pounding on the stall "AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH"
>"IT'S BLEEDING IT'S BLEEDING IT'S BLEEDING"
>he runs out screaming
>hear more screams from customers and staff in the main area
>walk out trying to maintain composure
>grab some ranch dipping containers before I leave

>> No.8075777

>>8075766
Because glory holes are not real. They only exist inside porn movies.

>> No.8075775

>>8075761
Take your Alzheimer meds, gramps, that was 25 years ago. And go change your own diapers, they're starting to smell.

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8075782

>>8075777
I can assure you they're real.

>> No.8075783

>>8075781
Amazing

>> No.8075788

>>8075781
This was just as good as your other one,Saten!

>> No.8075790

Everytime I find this thread it has 21 replies, daily dejavu.

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8075791

>>8075781
Ok, this whole thread is excused, this is wonderful.

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8075813

>>8075804
REPOOOORTED!!!

>> No.8075823

>>8075804
>>8075813
??????

>> No.8075869

re-re-re-reported

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