/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[.accela !!jf9Wsx0P62h No.]

Why don't you get a job as a security officer, /jp/?

You'll get to act like all those video game characters you idolize.

[Anonymous No.]

When do I get my magic powers though?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not as cool as Jensen though.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll be able to act like a girl and wear a silly hat?

[.accela !!jf9Wsx0P62h No.]

>>8071984

Not yet, you're not.

http://us.deusex-store.com/product/EGX-D3_COAT-VT-001_Trenchcoat

[Anonymous No.]

I don't wanna get possessed by paxton fettel or turn into a ghost computer or whatever, which is EXACTLY what would happen if I were ever a rentalcop at a mall somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

Because I quit lifting weights 4 years ago.

I just remembered that my university has an open weight room.

I know what I'm doing three times a week.

[Anonymous No.]

Because I realized getting on disability was easier than finding a job.

[Anonymous No.]

thought of forcing people disgusts me, i'd rather get library job like dude from thread above

[Anonymous No.]

>>8071987
That's not even Jensen's trenchcoat though. It's missing all the details, even the floral pattern on the shoulders.

[Anonymous No.]

I actually did consider becoming a rent-a-cop if I ever did absolutely have to find work. I mean, it's the sort of job where you can just kind of take it easy and not do a whole lot all day, and you're just paid to be there. It would be even better if I was the kind that's paid to drive around parking lots or something, then I could just sit around and read or something for most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8072067
This, if you work at a place that's pretty safe to begin with then its great. I worked graveyard shift. There was an hour of work locking everything down and the other 8 hours are spent alone doing nothing. I pace around listening to audiobooks, or sit somewhere and play DS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8071979
The video game characters I idolise are in high school and have many cute young pure girls fawning over him. I do not idolise augmented old men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8072101
Why would you idolize some stupid VN MC?

[Anonymous No.]

Does this guy fight that chick from ghost in the shell, that'd be cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>8072101
Doesn't change the fact you will never been as cool as Jensen. Also since when is being in your 30s old?

[Anonymous No.]

But Jensen was Ex-SWAT.

I'm just an Ex-NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

Trying Too Hard: The Game

Plot trying too hard to be deep and philosophical

Trying too hard at dropping references to the original

Jensen trying too hard to be Keanu Reeves

Trying too hard to be Deus Ex

[Anonymous No.]

>>8072127
> Ex-NEET

[Anonymous No.]

>>8072131
>Trying too hard to be Deus Ex
Yeah. It's sad, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8072131
>>>/v/

Go join your bros at hating everything/nostalgia fags the board.

[Anonymous No.]

Missed the part where videogame characters carry several high-powered weapons and are seemingly allowed to murder without the slightest repercussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8072146
I wish I could live my life like in GTA.

[The Cosplay Cop No.]

>>8071979

But I'm already doing that OP!

You really cant beat working in the National History and Air and Space museums. Easiest job ever.

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't hire any of you faggots as security officers. unless your mug fits the gate well , which is how some of you got this job.

[Anonymous No.]

I just got hired as one today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8072146

The funny thing is that if a security guard is forced to use his gun he is actually better off shooting to kill then wound. The rationale is that if he just shoots someone in the leg instead of the chest then clearly the threat was real enough to warrant a gun and so they should have found another solution instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8072454
*wasn't real enough.

Fucking typos, how do they work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8072454
Most security guards don't carry guns though, do they? Unless you're in a bank or something.