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Going to Gensokyo would be fucking scary.

>> No.8071392
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8071392

You're a malnourished pile of preservatives and alcohol. Your diet needs improvement before you're edible

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>>8071384

Eat a dick, Lumia. I go where I please.

>> No.8071406

The glimmer of hope to meet my waifu which I hold in my heart will illuminate any dark forest.

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I wouldn't be too afraid of Rumia, she's pretty weak.
But there are certain places you definitely don't want to end up at if you're lost at night.

>> No.8071434

>>8071430
"Excuse me ladies, could you point me in the direction of the human village?"

>> No.8071455

>>8071430
>>8071434
or

"Dear diary,

Jackpot!!!

>> No.8071461

>>8071430
Ran prefers tofu, Chen you can keep at bay with a big stick, Yukari just hibernates for her energy, Yuyuko just eats everything else and Youmu is just a gardener. Seems like good company actually.

>> No.8071467

>>8071461
Note to self: keep food on your person at all times.

>> No.8071493

>>8071384
good thing touhou is not nor ever will be real

>> No.8071502

>>8071430
Their faces when Yukari gaps you in stark naked.

>> No.8071509

Just remember that the real world's physics don't apply there, like the Matrix. You could fly if you wanted to.

>> No.8071522

>>8071509

I can fly?

>> No.8071536

>>8071394
Haven't horror games taught you anything? Flashlights only make things scarier.

>> No.8071559

Gensokyo wouldn't be bad at all. Just keep your wits about you and you should be fine.

>> No.8071570

>>8071522
You can fly Jimmy, go!!

>> No.8071581

>>8071522
Yes find the nearest building and jump from the top of it, show those bully adults that you were right the whole time!

>> No.8072523
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This would be scary

>> No.8072530

>>8071536
This oddly enough is true.
If you can't see what's attacking you it's less scary than seeing a glimpse of it, or knowing if your flashlight didn't go out, you could see it.

>> No.8072539

Ofc people here have never been in a furry convention or have seen one, that's scary and not this shit, no seriously, I'd rather drink tea and fight to death with every ghoul of Gensokyo than being left alone in the middle of one of these conventions.

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8072548

rumia is fucking terrifying

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8072550

You are scary OP.

Going to Gensokyo is best thing ever.

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>>8072550
Sanae is committing copyright infringement.

>> No.8072594

nope.

>> No.8072609

>>8072594
Just because Rumia is your favorite 2hu or whatever and you even go as far as to use a tripcode with the words RUMIA on it an Internet image board in our world it doesn't mean she wouldn't eat you in the blink of an eye in Gensokyo.

>> No.8072727

>>8072609

Rumia can't eat anyone

>She's lower than a human, I bet she doesn't even have 10 fingers.

>> No.8072754

>>8072727

>I will cryofreeze you together with some english beef.

Translations are bullshit, she doesn't even say that.

>> No.8072763

>>8072727

The difference is humans in Gensokyo are a lot stronger than humans outside the barrier, and generally a little stronger than youkai.

You however are just an ordinary basement dweller.

>> No.8072769

>>8072727
Are you serious?

>> No.8072912

>>8072763
>>8072769
In his defense, only the dumb, the slow and the weak are the only ones who should fear Rumia. Anyone smart enough to avoid her should be fine.

>> No.8072930

I'd let a cute girl murder me, in fact that's sort of a dream of mine. If I was in a dark alley and a cute girl charged at me with a knife, I'd assume it was destiny and just let it happen. Even being eaten alive wouldn't be the worst thing. I won't feel anything else after I die, so it's okay to feel something before that happens. Besides, I'd make someone happy if I could feed them, at least.

>> No.8072954
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8072954

What if you portalled to Gensokyo, and you got to keep all your possessions and your house - but you and all your stuff was shrunk to 1/16th size?

just a thought from the real

>> No.8072966

>>8072954
Touhou vore?

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>>8072954
1/16th of 5 ground levels would be still big enough to make at least one floor house. But then it would be strange about all balconies that would be smaller than drawer.

But then I wouldn't like to be 1/16th of my at size, but being little shorter would be great so it would be better to have like normal portal instead of shrinking portal

>> No.8073029

>>8072954
Obviously time to move into a dollhouse.

>> No.8073066

>>8072954

It'd be easier to avoid youkai that way. You should be worrying about cats instead.

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