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Dear /jp/,

what is your opinion about pubic hair? Do you like it, dislike it, are you indifferent or possibly something else?

>> No.8064728

It should be trimmed and kept clean like a garden. If it's an overgrown jungle like on the far right then it's disgusting.

>> No.8064732

I like when characters have eccentric hair colors and matching pubes

>> No.8064735

Generally indifferent, though OP image is horrifying

>> No.8064740

You made this thread before and it was just as bad.


>> No.8064743

Ass pubes should definitely be completely eradicated. Both males and females.

>> No.8064750

Same as last time.

Only sluts shave.

>> No.8064751

That image always makes me laugh.

Did he, at first, draw men and when halfway done decide to make Haruhi fanart instead?

>> No.8064770


>> No.8064776

Chunky bodies are a refreshing change from the usual stuff. But, it could've been done better.

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>> No.8064796

only prostitutes shave...

>> No.8064798

Don't Shave That Hair!!!
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.

No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.

I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

>> No.8064799

I like the sparse, short, thin pubic hair of a developing girl style. Usually they're drawn full jungle. The only fairly full bush I've liked was that one Kanako picture where she's standing in a bath or something.

>> No.8064800

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know.

I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.

>> No.8064802

Pubic hair? Thanks for reminding me why I'm 2Dsexual.

>> No.8064804

Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.

Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."

>> No.8064807

Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.


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Enjoy your self-delusions.

>> No.8064818


Nice copypasta there

>> No.8064830


>he only fairly full bush I've liked was that one Kanako picture where she's standing in a bath or something.

Can someone post this please?

>> No.8064829

Thanks for dumping.

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I expect he means this one. God-tier

>> No.8064912


Lovely, thank you.

>> No.8064925
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Pubic Hair in a small patch above the vagina is the best pubic hair. Example Reimus in this pic.

>> No.8064926

Jesus, those nails.

>> No.8064927

What the fuck is wrong with those nails? That's so disgusting!

>> No.8064929

On a related note, does anyone else find normal girl nails icky? I'd much rather look at broken, bitten nails over the ordinary long, glossy type.

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I totally agree. Anything people do to their nails just suck. The only exception to this is short black nails, but it only works on a few people (depends on the shape of your nail).

>> No.8064932

Forget the nails. That artist should focus a bit more on anatomy.

>> No.8064933

She's an Oni. You think Oni give a shit about manicures?
I love it when artists add those kinds of touches.

>> No.8064934

I don't care about those kinds of "touches". That vagina is beautiful, but the rest sucks. It's revolting.

>> No.8064940

Be thankful its just nails. She could be unleashing a sloppy, rank shit. You never know what that artist.

>> No.8064945

For some reasons, nails are VERY important for me. I can refuse to be touched by a person with long nails, for example. It just REALLY disgusts and scares me.

>> No.8064949

It's a good thing no one wants to touch you.

>> No.8064953

pubic hair = too old

>> No.8064959

girlfriend has a hairy bush.

i actually love it

dat japanese pussy

>> No.8064966

Hey buddy, /soc/ is seven boards down.

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Come Anon-kun,

Lick it