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Due to the changing economy and ever increasing cost of living, ZUN is forced to mass market touhous in order to maintain beer consumption.

what material wealth would you wish for, small human?

A touhou MMORPG?
A 24 episode anime?
A Letty ice-cube tray?
Reimu deoderant?
Yukari floss?
Mokou lighter?
Sakuya watch?
Cirno cereal?

>> No.8060885

I can't report you at this instantness, but I sure as HELL can make sure you know you are a piece of shit for posting this garbage thread. Go die, you worthless sack of fuck.

>> No.8060884

MMORPG of course.

>> No.8060893
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8060893

Satori laxative.

>> No.8060913

>>8060893
Expels all imperative paradigms and thoughts of mutable state!

>> No.8060916

>>8060885
crawling in your skin?

>> No.8060922

It'd need to be one of those multi-season anime that runs for hundreds of episodes to fit in everything that's been done. Not to mention hiring possibly 100+ seiyuu would basically need to suck up all the existing talent there is today. The fans wouldn't have it any other way because everyone would want to see their favorites appear and at the very least get an arc that lasts a few episodes. Obviously the playables and their closest friends would be much more consistent, though.

The project would be so huge and so incredibly big-budget that it's no wonder ZUN doesn't like the idea.. no one could do it the way he'd want, and he almost certainly wouldn't be granted the extent of control over it that he'd need to make it "authentic" in his eyes. If ZUN could wave his hands and make a perfect 300 episode long Touhou anime of which every single frame and line all came direct from him, he probably would, but he can't (not yet at least), so he doesn't consider it feasible.

>> No.8060931
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8060931

there are far too many characters to please everyone since everyone wants theirs to be the lead.

I'm talking to you out there who love the unloved and otherwise ignored touhous

then there's the problem of canon and fan jokes, those who hate them and those who adore them.

Too many variables to make an 'official' touhou anime

MMORPG where you can make your own touhou in gensokyo might be fun though

>> No.8060962
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8060962

yuugi weight loss and personal well being program

so that I can finally be healthier and more social

>> No.8060977

Touhou theme park of course. Complete with Tenshi's Corn Dog Stand

>> No.8061001
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8061001

A Reisen candy bar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR5T75A3bCU

>> No.8061062

Myon plushie

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>>8060931

They've managed to do it before.

Not having SHAFT have at least some role with the Touhou anime would be a tragedy.

>> No.8061081

Would Cirno cereal taste like Cirno's vagina?

If so, that.

>> No.8061086

Cirno cereal of course. I would have it every morning and I usually don't eat breakfast.

>> No.8061101

>>8061081

it'd be a mint cereal which is served in cold milk for that extra frosty taste

>> No.8061103
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8061103

Portal to Gensokyo.

Rest is for secondary crowd.

>> No.8061104

Hina VCR
Yuka House

>> No.8061111

>>8060882
A series of Touhou eroges

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8061675

eirin's breast enhancing meds

>> No.8061705

A Touhou MMO Danmaku. Imagine a server with 1000 little girls spamming bullets at others.

>> No.8061853

>>8061101
Cold milk?

Nope, ice cream. Definitely ice cream.

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