Japanese bird cooking spaghetti. [spoiler]Mystia thread.[/spoiler]

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Anonymous Fri Oct 28 17:33:18 2011 No.8047713 [Reply] [Original]

Japanese bird cooking spaghetti.

Mystia thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 17:35:45 2011 No.8047722 that reminds me, i want to go to kfc and check out the bacon bowl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 17:36:45 2011 No.8047723 File: 183 KB, 850x1062, asdf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 17:37:43 2011 No.8047725 >>8047722 That's disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 17:38:13 2011 No.8047731 >>8047723 Such a weird way to display your fingers onto the pillow, Mystia.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 17:39:13 2011 No.8047732 >>8047723 Those pillows always bug me

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 17:44:17 2011 No.8047753 >>8047732 I don't know, they look pretty comfy.

>>	Rozalin !!vPEaWM5chi6 Fri Oct 28 18:12:29 2011 No.8047849 File: 215 KB, 567x758, mystia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 18:19:52 2011 No.8047877 File: 309 KB, 600x565, fed88e739daf18d0b0e3ac1ecea8abaa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 18:20:23 2011 No.8047882 I have always found her wings disturbing though. Just really creepy in appearance.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Fri Oct 28 18:26:50 2011 No.8047903 >>8047882 Her wings are her best feature.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 18:29:51 2011 No.8047908 File: 363 KB, 600x848, 9a30bffd803f17e851860a67ffef0b5f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8047882 I find her nails bother me more

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 18:31:20 2011 No.8047910 File: 308 KB, 475x600, 1310834380081.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8047903 I'm more of a drumstick man myself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 18:35:52 2011 No.8047920 File: 183 KB, 848x1200, 49aafa7a7b2269bff246cf08b25f87be.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 18:37:21 2011 No.8047930 >>8047910 i for one could go for an extra crispy breast

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 18:43:52 2011 No.8047945 File: 271 KB, 1000x1000, Mystia BIRD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think she has the silliest hat of Gensokyo.

>>	Voile's other Hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 Fri Oct 28 18:47:20 2011 No.8047949 File: 82 KB, 448x750, 080002cc53fb13a4f5be9b7addf1c315.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8047945

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 18:55:27 2011 No.8047967 File: 627 KB, 906x1966, yuyuchomp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8047713 At first I thought she was fat in this picture and was wearing a cape

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 19:10:27 2011 No.8047999 How can anybody like a touhou who has such disgusting nails?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 19:11:57 2011 No.8048001 >>8047999 Maybe someone with an itchy back that they can't reach?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 19:15:27 2011 No.8048005 File: 186 KB, 1200x849, b0e403e060d9cde5e4e2fab5c8ee5759.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 19:20:27 2011 No.8048013 File: 1.46 MB, 1200x824, bf50129efff5ef3b3720c928cf713125.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 19:32:50 2011 No.8048036 File: 1.16 MB, 1200x857, cb606df377866cc224dd801a837e0f1a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8048005 Bird conference meeting? I wonder what they need to discuss.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 19:38:21 2011 No.8048048 File: 32 KB, 297x461, The_Birds_original_poster.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8048036 A plan to attack and drive out the humans from their village.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 19:42:51 2011 No.8048060 File: 206 KB, 850x650, 1310861546931.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 19:52:55 2011 No.8048081 File: 102 KB, 640x480, Sparrow Trap.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8048036 You know; how to avoid traps and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 20:02:27 2011 No.8048103 I don't see the whole beef with Mystia's nails. I think they're beautiful and absolutely stunning.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 20:03:57 2011 No.8048110 >>8048103 You are a sick man. Any nails that are longer than the finger by a few millimeters are absolutely disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 20:05:34 2011 No.8048114 File: 1.41 MB, 1600x1200, 47aca170e946ae9c5c3eaafd7c7560ce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Japanese bird cooking spaghetti.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 20:12:33 2011 No.8048131 File: 1 KB, 30x25, emot-psyduck.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8048081 Why would anyone want to catch a sparrow?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 20:18:34 2011 No.8048142 File: 453 KB, 640x904, 45e4ca28479bcc51a5d066230fc02aec.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 20:20:05 2011 No.8048147 >>8048114 >cooking spaghetti Is that what you kids are calling it now? Back in my day we just called it, "taking more cocks than perhaps is good for her."

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 20:20:05 2011 No.8048148 File: 169 KB, 500x375, Sparrow Life Sucks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8048131 Many reasons. I just think they're beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 20:20:34 2011 No.8048145 File: 1.23 MB, 1748x2480, 191026a95053946fe4b649fab7cbd09c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Fri Oct 28 20:21:05 2011 No.8048151 File: 899 KB, 1550x1024, 1295819533534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Japanese bird about to get married.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 20:25:33 2011 No.8048160 File: 483 KB, 707x1000, 60dc80697939137bf68166bf84e9f630.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how does she get her supply, anyway?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 20:35:02 2011 No.8048193 File: 223 B, 65x22, emot-ms.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8048148 Oh, I thought they were considered pests or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 20:37:02 2011 No.8048198 File: 620 KB, 1123x1600, a788ba5db49a63f1a7310bba778382f4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 22:00:10 2011 No.8048367 File: 91 KB, 850x750, sample-62a9ebaf438537165b67fb1010afde16.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder how she cooks here rice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 22:02:40 2011 No.8048369 >>8048367 Eating her the rice she sells... well, I'd expect nothing less from an animal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 22:03:09 2011 No.8048371 File: 179 KB, 1600x1200, a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who would win in a fight the Japanese Bird or Mystia?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 22:08:42 2011 No.8048378 File: 230 KB, 640x640, d2bd2d8906a56f52c30cd592bd597cc021a2d516.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8048371 I believe that's what iron chef was for

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 22:20:11 2011 No.8048401 >>8048378 Japanese Bird plays dirty though. I don't think Mystia would stand a chance.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 22:23:21 2011 No.8048405 File: 959 KB, 1000x1120, 5e8f627c77205a6070d9f84c50f86c1d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8048401 And Mystia doesn't?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 23:08:57 2011 No.8048500 >>8048405 Japanese Bird has been around longer than he. He knows more tricks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 23:15:02 2011 No.8048523 >>8048500 Can he see in the dark?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 01:17:07 2011 No.8048830 File: 467 KB, 1024x1024, 8269ed7de3945ad6a0c45770d73a9600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you help Mystia clean up after she closes shop for the day?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 01:51:41 2011 No.8048947 >>8048830 Nope. You know what they say. That about she eats humans.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 01:53:13 2011 No.8048957 File: 429 KB, 675x900, 18063503_p6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8048947 She don't do that any more. She wouldn't get any customers if she occasionally ate them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 01:54:44 2011 No.8048960 File: 1.33 MB, 708x1000, c8311b32ba02430c5d35a0607860cedb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8048947 Now now. That was a long time ago and we've all matured a lot from then. So just follow me into this forest real quick

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 01:55:45 2011 No.8048963 File: 143 KB, 600x900, 1278126717608.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8048947 With her other mouth, amiright?

>>	Voile's other Hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 Sat Oct 29 01:56:12 2011 No.8048970 File: 382 KB, 998x998, 1308040744016.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8048960 Oh man that forest. So green. So tempting. At least its day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 02:02:10 2011 No.8048994 File: 667 KB, 1053x1500, 002_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8048970 for being a nightsparrow, there aren't many dusk/night pictures of her

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 02:04:41 2011 No.8049003 >>8048963 >With her other mouth, amiright? I had no idea Mystia was a Futakuchi-onna

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 02:07:12 2011 No.8049014 >>8048371 Japanese Bird is pure muscle. All he would have to is just head butt Mystia and it would be all over.

>>	Voile's other Hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 Sat Oct 29 02:07:13 2011 No.8049021 File: 173 KB, 563x791, 823508.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8048994 It is amusing when I find pictures of her in broad daylight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 02:19:42 2011 No.8049058 File: 337 KB, 1200x1200, 43ca3cb2f8ef18b9a4199f7bb868e5c7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8049014 Can't hit what he can't see~

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 02:21:12 2011 No.8049066 File: 854 KB, 2244x3898, fb3988bf1092adc52438bc59dad6471d3c11baf8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8049058 Truth be told I was expecting a cooking showdown

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 02:23:13 2011 No.8049071 >>8049058 Then he will hit her where she can't be protected. In her sleep. He shall head butt her so hard that she will never feel anything ever gain. Let alone cook fine cuisines.

>>	Voile's other Hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 Sat Oct 29 02:24:42 2011 No.8049074 File: 340 KB, 800x600, 2035227.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8049066 Mystia in Iron Chef, I would watch this. Well I also watched it originally but this changes nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 02:28:12 2011 No.8049081 File: 107 KB, 500x500, 129359372685.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8049071 What? He wouldn't take things that far...would he?

>>	Voile's other Hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 Sat Oct 29 02:30:12 2011 No.8049085 File: 178 KB, 709x709, 19025484_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8049081 Japanese bird is just a bird, a headbutt wouldn't even register.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 02:49:16 2011 No.8049147 >>8049085 Japanese Bird is more than a bird. He is a bird who fought in two foreign wars and is highly capable in close range combat.

>>	Voile's other Hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 Sat Oct 29 02:50:46 2011 No.8049148 File: 275 KB, 1165x1280, 2070946.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8049147 Amusing, very amusing indeed

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 02:51:17 2011 No.8049155 >>8049148 You scared yet chicken youkai?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 02:51:47 2011 No.8049152 File: 121 KB, 774x817, sparrow and sparrow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8049147 You're making that up.

>>	Voile's other Hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 Sat Oct 29 02:53:46 2011 No.8049160 File: 734 KB, 1367x1200, 1308039230812.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8049155 Sparrow youkai to you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 02:57:17 2011 No.8049174 >>8049160 No, chicken. Once Japanese Bird is done with you everyone in Gensokyo will feast upon you. Not a single part wasted, not even the bones.

>>	Voile's other Hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 Sat Oct 29 02:58:47 2011 No.8049177 File: 307 KB, 600x774, 19975120.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8049174 Is this supposed to be RP here? Could you at least contribute something?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 03:00:48 2011 No.8049181 File: 314 KB, 950x950, e45b37891d1d60f3515a9f002217b00d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8049174 Yeah, you're definitely making all this up. That's not nice, you know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 03:07:17 2011 No.8049195 >>8049181 But deep down you know it's coming. A Pay Per View event. Mystia Vs Japanese Board. And really, when that happens there is only a winner. The loser dies in shame.

>>	Voile's other Hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 Sat Oct 29 03:10:18 2011 No.8049202 File: 1.30 MB, 1600x1800, 1308039949585.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8049195 So Mystia against Futaba? Wasn't this originally supposed to be cooking-related? You've gone way off to left field.

Anonymous Sat Oct 29 03:14:17 2011 No.8049212

>>8049181

Oh, Mystia. Your self-confidence is admirable. But really, we all know that it takes strength and intelligence to do well and we all know that you are just good at cooking.

Japanese Bird will not only break your bones. He will break your will, your spirit and make you realize that you are nothing. Will do nothing. It's sad but really in life nobody will amount to anything perfect. Or your case anything good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 03:15:47 2011 No.8049218 File: 161 KB, 1000x585, 32b0943f9c626689de27b773a4f30b0a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Voile's other Hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 Sat Oct 29 03:16:18 2011 No.8049219 File: 475 KB, 1268x907, 17625200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 03:30:20 2011 No.8049253 File: 581 KB, 2164x2329, 6656986.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8049212 Why are you antagonizing her so much?

Anonymous Sat Oct 29 03:30:49 2011 No.8049257

Now that I look at it though she has one of the worst hats. Perhaps the worst. It basically reminds me of that one Calvin & Hobbes strip where Calvin kept waiting forever for a hat with a propeller on top to come in the mail and it ended up doing nothing. Just being nothing but a silly hat.

>>	Voile's other Hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 Sat Oct 29 03:31:19 2011 No.8049260 File: 721 KB, 900x844, 19268226.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8049253 Because he's bored and because it gets reaction, mostly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 03:35:49 2011 No.8049271 >>8049260 If you realize that, then don't react to him, geez...

>>	Voile's other Hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 Sat Oct 29 03:39:51 2011 No.8049286 File: 234 KB, 600x705, 20168125.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8049271 People will reply for he same reason people start it in the first place you know.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 03:43:22 2011 No.8049301 File: 614 KB, 1240x864, 30984093840983.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 03:44:52 2011 No.8049306 File: 618 KB, 1000x1000, 1301620688360.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8049301 Lewd.

>>	Voile's other Hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 Sat Oct 29 03:46:21 2011 No.8049315 File: 1.06 MB, 1600x1000, 19453731.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8049306 but its a noise-maker. Your mind might be a bit in the gutter.

Anonymous Sat Oct 29 03:47:21 2011 No.8049316
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>>8049257
Mayhap you like this hat better?

>>8049286
I can't believe you actually find this amusing. Is the standard of boredom-killing really that low? Can't we have some deep intellectual conversation instead?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 03:48:51 2011 No.8049321 File: 580 KB, 1400x896, mystia is facinated.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8049316 Sure. Start us off.

Voile's other Hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 Sat Oct 29 03:48:51 2011 No.8049322
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>>8049316
While I would much prefer that, trying to get that here in a stable format without it degrading to mud-slinging is a rather rare thing.

You are welcome to try

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 03:49:23 2011 No.8049328 >>8049253 Antagonizing is one of those words I never learned. Like other freak words like perplexing, ecological or any fine city in New England

Anonymous Sat Oct 29 03:53:52 2011 No.8049346

O Wunder! Fliegt sie noch?
Sie steigt empor und ihre Flügel ruhn!
Was hebt und trägt sie doch?
Was ist ihr Ziel und Zug und Zügel nun?

Sie flog zu höchst - nun hebt
Der Himmel selbst die siegreich Fliegende:
Nun ruht sie still und schwebt,
Den Sieg vergessend und die Siegende.

Gleich Stern und Ewigkeit
Lebt sie in Höhn jetzt, die das Leben flieht,
Mitleidig selbst dem Neid -:
Und hoch flog, wer sie auch nur schweben sieht!

O Vogel Sperling!
Zur Höhe treibt’s mit ew’gem Triebe mich!
Ich dachte dein: da floss
Mir Thrän’ um Thräne - Mystia, ich liebe dich!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 04:27:56 2011 No.8049436 File: 216 KB, 1074x872, 1308041596483.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 04:31:27 2011 No.8049446 File: 317 KB, 640x480, 1305320238870.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good night, /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 04:33:27 2011 No.8049453 File: 421 KB, 740x1035, fuckit im snoozin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8049446 Rest well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 05:22:30 2011 No.8049578 File: 18 KB, 396x385, sadfrog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8049453 >you will never get to feel Mystia's squishy mouthpussy

>>	Voile's other Hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 Sat Oct 29 05:26:00 2011 No.8049582 File: 266 KB, 600x580, 1515772.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8049578 What does that have to do with the replied to image? That's not even Mystia.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 05:27:00 2011 No.8049586 >>8049582 My grief made me forget to erase the reply tag...

>>	Voile's other Hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 Sat Oct 29 05:29:30 2011 No.8049588 File: 17 KB, 317x282, 704104.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8049586 That makes it even more pointless.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 05:30:59 2011 No.8049590 >>8049588 I know.. i'm sick in the head. Please beat me up Mystia, I deserve it.

>>	Voile's other Hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 Sat Oct 29 05:32:29 2011 No.8049593 File: 587 KB, 870x870, 1308039475552.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8049590 Something tells me you'd want that.

>>	pw Sat Oct 29 06:43:40 2011 No.8049657 Hetdegon thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 09:01:05 2011 No.8049917 File: 1.16 MB, 1600x1200, 15154918.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8049593 Mystia isn't beating anyone up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 09:15:05 2011 No.8049942 File: 121 KB, 884x884, 22684639.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8049917 Just what are you trying to do, deny her fighting skill?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 03:57:05 2011 No.8053747 File: 282 KB, 595x842, 9bda43739f481058ff191cd9da849c92.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good night again, /jp/.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 17:40:05 2011 No.8055414 >>8049657 That Mystia obsessive that used to post on Poosh? Man, I haven't heard that name in forever.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 00:18:46 2011 No.8060272 >>8055414 >>8049657 I actually sadly remember this.

>>	PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw Tue Nov 1 00:19:15 2011 No.8060275 File: 140 KB, 850x1200, 3b90aa2b6e06cd0dcc55be730887e7ce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Nov 1 00:22:45 2011 No.8060281
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>When she's not singing or trying to avoid being eaten, Mystia Lorelei of Touhou runs a grilled lamprey stand within the forest where she lives. Unfortunately, some animal-rights nut who can't stand the thought of lamprey eels being cooked, has hypcritally captured this night sparrow youkai and plans to force her to know what the eels feel. Mystia is now tightly bound to a giant fishhook with rope and gagged with several layers of waterproof tape wrapped around her head as she's slowly lowered towards a body of water that contains giant lamprey eels that are constantly looking for a meal.

...I have no idea where I found this or why I saved it. Hrm.

Anonymous Tue Nov 1 00:29:46 2011 No.8060305

>>8060281

>Mystia Lorelei runs a grilled lamprey stand within the forest where she lives. Unfortunately, some animal-rights nut who can't stand the thought of lamprey eels

I can understand why, what a disgusting creature to eat. Why can't she bring more diversity to her menu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 00:32:16 2011 No.8060318 File: 171 KB, 420x600, c4193d02d25305e2fe6897869fbd6250.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8060305 They're actually pretty tasty, or so I've heard. What other dishes would you like her to serve? No birds, please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 00:46:46 2011 No.8060380 >>8060318 Pumpkin pancakes, spiced homefries, wheat toast and a glass of hot apple cider. Probably too hard for her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 00:48:15 2011 No.8060383 File: 309 KB, 500x600, 2e3313ecc9bc4c774f567451ab1d9a6c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8060380 What's a homefry? She could probably work the other stuff out. She'd need a recipe for the pancakes, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 00:54:45 2011 No.8060406 File: 1 KB, 100x25, emot-frogout.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8060383 >What's a homefry? She is hopeless

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 00:58:15 2011 No.8060414 >>8060406 Hey, hey, at least give her a chance. You can't expect a Gensokyoian to know about all our fancy outside food.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 01:35:15 2011 No.8060497 >>8060414 Can she cook sausage, biscuits and gravy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 01:37:14 2011 No.8060502 >>8060383 And this is worse. How could someone not how to make pancakes? It's impossible to think of someone as being even a decent cook without even knowing how to make something an eight year old kid makes every day before school.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 01:40:15 2011 No.8060511 File: 810 KB, 1090x800, 1281101465877.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8060497 Sure! >>8060502 Nonono, she knows pancakes...but she's never used pumpkins to make them before.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 01:53:42 2011 No.8060542 File: 307 KB, 718x792, brat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 01:54:15 2011 No.8060547 >>8060511 It's more simple than you think. Ever sliced up bananas or peaches and added them to your oatmeal before?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 01:56:32 2011 No.8060553 >>8060281 Google search reveals...this. http://ccctour.avalanche-hq.com/dungeon/videogame.html

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 02:02:32 2011 No.8060569 >>8060281 So an animal rights nut has captured an animal to torture and kill because she kills animals? Fucking utilitarians.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 02:12:32 2011 No.8060602 Mystia needs to learn to cook something other an an overgrown and foul sea worm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 02:20:32 2011 No.8060623 >>8060553 >Touhou peril Even if it amounts to as much as the little "stories" DA artists write to go with their shitty art...and actually sounds exactly like that...Touhou peril. I am rock hard.

Anonymous Tue Nov 1 02:23:32 2011 No.8060632
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parotia

What would Mystia do if she saw a male Parotia (of any species) do the ballerina right in front of her? Take note that these are birds-of-paradise; only the males are beautiful and they're the ones that do ritualized courtship dances to attract mates.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 02:27:32 2011 No.8060645 File: 20 KB, 612x546, 8545.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 05:35:53 2011 No.8061017 File: 1.45 MB, 1000x1454, ch13-21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8060305 >>8060602 She's clearly serving a lot more than just lamprey.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 21:16:11 2011 No.8063816 File: 324 KB, 1000x1000, 22737709.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 21:19:42 2011 No.8063827 >>8060632 She'd tap it and gain one mana of any color.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 21:28:13 2011 No.8063850 >>8061017 looks like oden which is pretty much just random boiled gooey slop

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Tue Nov 1 21:52:30 2011 No.8063911
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Oh, just read this and remembered how much I like this depiction of Mistya, and such a heartwarming tale.

But I must say I hate the abrupt end of the original story.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 00:30:57 2011 No.8064290 File: 285 KB, 539x984, Div.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good evening Mystia thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 11:10:35 2011 No.8065424 File: 391 KB, 800x1200, 22716350.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 22:25:46 2011 No.8067454 File: 512 KB, 780x743, 22580366.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 14:30:22 2011 No.8069430 File: 256 KB, 800x800, 22514524.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 23:21:27 2011 No.8071029 File: 667 KB, 1309x1164, 22422703.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Japanese Bird Giving Free Hugs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 08:24:58 2011 No.8072242 File: 669 KB, 1280x779, 22357074.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 16:25:45 2011 No.8073493 >>8071029 Does she humans after she receives the hug?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 01:21:45 2011 No.8075265 File: 68 KB, 372x526, 22361489.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 01:22:13 2011 No.8075266 File: 56 KB, 372x526, 22361316.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 01:35:42 2011 No.8075347 File: 54 KB, 600x448, mean.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Aya and Hatate stealing food from Mystia.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:39:52 2011 No.8077443 File: 81 KB, 500x500, 21852903.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:03:32 2011 No.8079556 File: 250 KB, 550x527, 2008-03-09-92201.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:16:20 2011 No.8082594 You think that if I bought Mystia nice flowers and candy she would let me take her out to dinner?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:23:20 2011 No.8082788 >>8082594 >2011 >still buying flowers and candy I think that would work, she seems nice like that

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:01:11 2011 No.8082925 File: 10 KB, 300x300, Bern.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8082788 I don't know why men try it more. It has worked well for me on two different girls in the past. They buy into like crazy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:39:32 2011 No.8085557 File: 1.05 MB, 1000x1200, 22906256.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Japanese Bird being lewd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:47:33 2011 No.8085610 Requesting Japanese_spaghetti_cooking_bird.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:55:33 2011 No.8085641 >>8082925 You just catch golddiggers with gifts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:05:05 2011 No.8085687 File: 159 KB, 803x723, 26eafc8e95a273f8ce0621edcba6617d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mystia is on the air right now. Please don't distract her!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:36:54 2011 No.8086914 >>8085610 Actually, they were really nice and lovey dovey. >>8085687 She's either a good singer or a good cook. She can't have both.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:42:52 2011 No.8086938 File: 224 KB, 980x852, 3d1cbdcbe938e6de172fd5ea13e19e4b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8086914 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:44:22 2011 No.8086947 >>8086938 That's more perfection than any Touhou can handle. And take off those glasses.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:47:52 2011 No.8086962 File: 138 KB, 817x801, 8e154d11a3097796e0b8b82a332c767f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8086947 Oh, that's silly. Mystia can handle it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:57:52 2011 No.8087016 >>8086962 Okay, but can she do them both at the same time? Wrap your head around that one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:59:52 2011 No.8087027 File: 74 KB, 400x400, 3b96cc9a10a8fd93137f3a3c9bbad697.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8087016 Of course. It's easy to imagine her singing while cooking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:13:55 2011 No.8087079 >>8087027 Oh, it's easy to imagine. The question is if she is good at it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:40:24 2011 No.8087172 File: 225 KB, 506x731, 03a4ddfbc129ffbf45018779471dcc8a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8087079 Well...I think she could.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:42:54 2011 No.8087176 >>8087172 If I see her wearing those glasses again I am going to smack them right off of her face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:51:56 2011 No.8087200 File: 139 KB, 600x600, 78243ddfa24806f5d348236e36aa7ddc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8087176 Ah, how mean...why don't you like glasses?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:57:58 2011 No.8087225 >>8087200 They don't look good on her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:03:26 2011 No.8087249 File: 132 KB, 600x600, 129358861376.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8087225 I think they look nice. She doesn't have to wear them all the time. They could be reading glasses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:12:26 2011 No.8087272 File: 53 KB, 400x520, mystia is sorry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8087200 >>8087249 Oh, wow, I didn't even notice I did that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:19:56 2011 No.8087298 >>8087249 They look nice on some girls. Not Mystia.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:36:56 2011 No.8087357 File: 198 KB, 555x685, 8fecd5f79356fd3a8c77a82eee0a267c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8087298 Oh, fine...we can agree to disagree. I thought you'd jump more at Mystia not being able to read at all, honestly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:51:27 2011 No.8087403 >>8087357 >Mystia not being able to read at all Fanon. Fanon never dies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:57:59 2011 No.8087416 File: 175 KB, 400x600, mystia NO..png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8087403 But she can't read Bunbunmaru.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:58:59 2011 No.8087419 >>8087403 ...Isn't it canon? Her Bohemian Archive interview seems to imply that's the case. And it's the interview section rather than the article, so the usual 'unreliable narrator' objection doesn't really apply.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:06:58 2011 No.8087440
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>>8087416
She doesn't care to read Bunbunmaru. There's a difference.

Pic unrelated, it's Mystia looking at pictures in a picture book.

>>8087419
Given that it's said by the narrator, not the interviewee, I'd say that, yes, it very much applies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:12:00 2011 No.8087446 >>8087440 Still not translated ;_;

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:17:00 2011 No.8087457

>Aren't you even interested in your own article? I rarely see anyone that isn't.
>I can hardly see those tiny characters.

>Could it be that you can't read any characters at all?
>I-it's not that bad. I mean, it's better to sing a song than wasting time by reading a newspaper.
Note the stutter.
Mystia can't read. Or at least couldn't read at the time of the interview.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:18:00 2011 No.8087461 File: 546 KB, 900x900, mystia despair6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8087446 It's not fair! Mystia finally gets a day in the limelight, and it gets ignored!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:34:02 2011 No.8087519 >>8087457 Note how you conveniently ignored the next line. >You should read more >more (It's actually "some printed stuff too" in Japanese, but the point stands.)

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:39:02 2011 No.8087529 >>8087519 If it's actually "some printed stuff too," then no, it doesn't stand at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:43:02 2011 No.8087545 File: 114 KB, 252x226, 1267570594762.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8087519 She's going along with Mystia denying that she can't read. You know what face she's got right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:44:02 2011 No.8087549 >>8087529 Which part of "too" is too hard to understand, again?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:51:02 2011 No.8087568 and what about the book she's got in OSP? Is it blank or something? This is a feudal era world you're talking about, reading != survival in those days.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:51:02 2011 No.8087569 >>8087549 Admittedly, I don't know what she means by "too". If you can't understand printed things...you can't read. That's what reading is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:52:02 2011 No.8087578 File: 23 KB, 192x312, 8adbe122c138c36a8929adef0d5d198f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8087568 OSP is more recent than her interview. Maybe she learned how? Wiki says she's having trouble in that scene, but I'll believe that when I see it.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 03:23:04 2011 No.8087634
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>>8087568
A picture book, obviously.

>>8087569
>If you can't understand printed things...

She never claimed to not understand anything, though. She just complained about the size of the characters.

>>8087578
She's reading aloud. Text straight from the book. Fluently. That's hardly struggling. They just don't want to let go of the idea of illiterate Mystia, i guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 03:25:07 2011 No.8087638 >>8087634 Oddly enough she might need some glasses

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 03:27:07 2011 No.8087647 File: 448 KB, 864x872, 6610725c7aa32abb1275d8db5a33aeaf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8087638 Ah-ha!

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 03:32:34 2011 No.8087662
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>>8087634
So what's Aya talking about? If Mystia should read "some printed stuff too," what is she reading that isn't printed?
...does Mystia know braille?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 03:39:04 2011 No.8087675 >>8087662 As far as I'm aware, only Youkai Mountain possesses printing technology in Gensokyo. Where Mystia lives, things are written with pens and brushes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 03:42:07 2011 No.8087679 File: 564 KB, 1000x1000, 508acdbec5e367cd2b0829bbc5273ff6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8087675 ...huh. I guess that makes sense. I don't think I like literate Mystia, though.

>>	「ロリアキ」 Tue Nov 8 03:44:05 2011 No.8087683 >>8087662 Maybe handwriting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 03:48:05 2011 No.8087691 File: 103 KB, 636x900, e64c993fdfd17ddc8efd9e3fcbe95d69.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The working mans' youkai

>>	「ロリアキ」 Tue Nov 8 04:00:09 2011 No.8087709 >>8087691 I'd cook a nice dinner for Mystia after she came home from a hard day's work in the mines.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 04:02:37 2011 No.8087716 File: 46 KB, 385x626, 897e4e74fa196ec9fb9410e8de588996.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8087709 The lamprey mines?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 04:05:36 2011 No.8087720 >>8087716 She needs coal for the stove. In before Mokou.

>>	「ロリアキ」 Tue Nov 8 04:06:06 2011 No.8087724 >>8087716 No, the freshwater eel mines.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 04:12:06 2011 No.8087739 File: 178 KB, 1074x649, 1278438246524.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Birds she be in the open sky, not crawling around in caves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 21:57:23 2011 No.8090802 File: 91 KB, 1181x1181, 22923205.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 22:05:53 2011 No.8090822 File: 721 KB, 777x777, 22eff1f7a5495a3402309b969571c890.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 22:06:53 2011 No.8090824 Oh, good evening Mystia thread. What are your plans for tonight?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 22:07:53 2011 No.8090827 File: 288 KB, 1000x800, 054d1999fe1c6d94ec36997cc652cfc2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8090824 Well, it's raining, so...nothing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 22:22:23 2011 No.8090865 >>8090827 A little rain shouldn't stop you from having fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 22:24:23 2011 No.8090877 File: 311 KB, 1000x1000, 6994196.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's cold. I don't like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 22:52:24 2011 No.8090976 >>8090877 Put a sweater on. A little cold weather doesn't mean you can't enjoy life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 23:14:26 2011 No.8091053 File: 408 KB, 1060x1024, 2e5cb780cbf077f5074e2da2b9a1e979.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is that snow in the background? I can't tell.

>>	None !Mystia3.V2 Wed Nov 9 02:39:46 2011 No.8091678 >>8049657 I remember that guy, he's the reason that I looked up Mystia in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 9 13:28:35 2011 No.8093233 File: 488 KB, 900x900, 3394477ab7b24d7ee00ee7ea7958b116.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 9 13:35:35 2011 No.8093265 File: 1.69 MB, 1846x1846, 41a1dd2879cb2ee6a82dc943f69f5605.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 9 15:51:05 2011 No.8093771 File: 923 KB, 3579x3148, 22941301.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Color me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 9 17:41:54 2011 No.8094231 File: 2.85 MB, 2200x1935, mystia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8093771 I'm sorry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 9 17:48:22 2011 No.8094275 What a horrible night to be a lone and depressed. At least I have you, Mystia thread. >>8093771 But you're so ugly.

>>	Hong Meiling 門門 !!4kI2ajBUI8D Wed Nov 9 17:54:52 2011 No.8094303 Soon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 9 18:15:54 2011 No.8094425 >>8094303 This is too suspenseful. What impending danger are we all in?

>>	Voile's other Hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 Wed Nov 9 18:17:23 2011 No.8094440 File: 432 KB, 1280x960, 19680294.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8094425 OSP?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 9 18:19:23 2011 No.8094445 >>8094425 Sequel to strechy Mystia perhaps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 9 18:19:53 2011 No.8094446 File: 337 KB, 749x785, mystia is scared.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8094303 Eeeeeep...

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 9 18:44:54 2011 No.8094525 File: 218 KB, 800x800, d95c5c744632036a93e75d3e18143559.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8094440 Oh, right, that. That would be nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 9 22:58:21 2011 No.8095735 >>8094525 Sure would.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 01:07:56 2011 No.8096195 >>8082788 That doesn't fully answer my question though now that I think about it.

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