/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

How would one go about creating a portal to Gensokyo? Is a simple suicide enough does it have to happen in a specific way?

[Anonymous No.]

Some say you see a blinding flash, others say a dark void, but perhaps the easiest way to see a portal to there is to look through a simple circle.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to prepare some tea and an exit bag for myself, drinking the tea very slowly before setting up the exit bag to commit suicide. Once the tea is completely gone, I will slip the bag on my head while playing touhou, falling asleep painlessly taking it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

Suicide will probably land you a one way ticket to Remilia or Flan's dinner plate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8044818
You're just making silly rituals and games because you're too weak to get it over with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8044813
Where the hell are you supposed to tie the other end of the rope? I don't have any hooks on my ceiling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8044842
Don't be such a pussy, my uncle hanged himself on a door handle.

[Anonymous No.]

The grandmother of an old ex-friend of mine killed herself by simply walking for days, and when she was real exhausted she laid down on a blanket she carried with her, and died.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm interested in this too OP, but I have no idea myself.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish somebody would draw a manga with this premise.

1. An otaku suicides
2. Wakes up in Gensokyo
3. Must live in the Human Village to make some money to donate to Hakurei Shrine before Reimu appears
4. MC learns danmaku and spell cards

[Anonymous No.]

>>8044889

you forgot

5. Discovers that Reimu doesn't wear deodorant and therefore has a natural musk, has periods, is pretty bitchy in general, and is essentially 3DPD

[Anonymous No.]

>>8044889
>manga

Eheheh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8044893
Go away hater who doesn't ever capitalize, your overinterpreted premises will not break the power of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8044899
He's absolutely right, though.

[Anonymous No.]

They tell you how in Curiosities of Lotus Asia, has no one read it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8044899

But if you ever do go to Gensokyo, all of your Touhou's ARE 3DPD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8044903
Nope, that's an interpretation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8044904

We're talking about actual ways to go to Gensokyo, not fictional ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8044912

ZUN is an artist who makes things up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8044911
Everything else Zun has told you about Touhou is correct, why would he lie then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8044911
Where do you think Gensokyo gets its food supply? All those hopeless Otaku losers opening portals.

They drop into the depths of Hell, one by one. Orin gathers them up and voila. Gensokyo is famous for its yakiniku.

Unlimited protein.

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

You have to find the shrine in the middle of a mountain range in Japan for the non suicide way to get into Gensokyo.

If you kill yourself, you will pretty much be fucked even if you make it to Gensokyo.
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Muenzuka

[Anonymous No.]

the way i see it, if you can dream of a gensokyo with you in it, and assuming the multi-verse does exist and time is essentially infinite, then you should be able to end up there eventually (it might take you being able to somehow rediscover 2hu and killing yourself over and over again to reach the right timeline/world, but i believe in you!)

[Anonymous No.]

>>8044926
Wrong place.
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Road_of_Reconsideration

[Anonymous No.]

>>8044926
It feels you'd survive if you used even the tiniest bit of subterfuge. Of course you'd get eaten if you stand around like a fool and gawk at the flowers, but if you go all Rambo by wearing a ghillie suit and covering yourself in mud you could easily reach the village in a day without becoming dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

It is strongly implied in all of ZUN's works that suicide is the way to go to Gensokyo.

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

>>8044937
>Muenzuka is a graveyard for those without relatives and those who committed suicide in the outside world, a place where many end up after wandering aimlessly.

From that very link.

[Anonymous No.]

>Muenzuka is a graveyard for those without relatives and those who committed suicide in the outside world
Does that meant I have to kill my parents before I commit suicide?

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

>>8044937
My mistake, I thought you started off in the graveyard and wandered out from it, not to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8044963
Where would you go if you committed suicide there as well?

[Anonymous No.]

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

>>8044971
Or wait until they die then kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8044984
But that's gonna take decades.

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

>>8044989
Quite a dilemma. You could always find the old shrine in the mountains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8044971
There is "and" in between
>>Muenzuka is a graveyard for those without relatives _and_ those who committed suicide in the outside world

So that means these are 2 different groups

[Anonymous No.]

>>8045113
It's actually the second "those" that clears it up.

[Anonymous No.]

I did wonder about this for like really time too and it might be really important thing to think about before opening portal OP, because it's like even if I discover method it might be not enough, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8044963
That's good news

[nght_of !kNGhTSucXc No.]

Don't even try, you'll get eaten.

>The details of this contract are that the youkai will offer them humans from which to feed (*3); in return, the vampires will not attack humans living in Gensokyo.

>It's said they are outside humans whose deaths are of no consequence (suicides, etc.)


http://touhou.wikia.com
/wiki/Perfect_Memento:_Encyclopedia:_Vampire

[Anonymous No.]

Oh I spotted Alice in that picture. Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8044805
P-p-p-Patchy?
W-w-w-what is going on there?