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Which Touhou would you ask for help with suicide ?

>> No.8038592
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Death by snu snu please.

>> No.8038597
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Quick clean strike, no unnecessary pain.

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>>8038597

No nigger, it's suicide, you'd have to split open your stomach first, THEN she's free to end your suffering by cutting your head off.

>> No.8038601
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Yuyuko obviously.
Instant, painless death from her power to invoke death.

>> No.8038604

I'd just rape someone, chances are unless it's some shit character like Medicine or Yuuka their friends would come kill me.

Indirect route.

>> No.8038609

>>8038597
>>8038599
Have you guys ever read about lucid decapitation? Sometimes after being decapitated consciousness can be retained anywhere from a few seconds to a few minutes.

>> No.8038613

No help necessary

>> No.8038622
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Fuck this thread I dreamt last night that I was being executed. They jabbed something into my thumb, and piece by piece I started shutting down. It was painless at least except the jab. Then I woke up.

Yuyu's the best option by far.

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>>8038609
Well that changes everything..
I will sell my house and take up a loan, with the money i would buy the best alcohol this world has to offer.

I would then offer it to Yuugi, in return she would punch me as hard as she can.
With this not a single atom would be left of me.

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>>8038601

She despises using that power.

>>8038609

Yes, but the person seems to go insane (at least what you can infer from a voiceless head) from the brain suddenly losing all its input, rather than any sensation of pain.


Personally I'd want Kaguya to put me in an eternal, unaware stasis.
Never die, never live, for all eternity.
As I was meant to.

>> No.8038652
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So, if you can interact with touhous why would you like to kill yourself?

>> No.8038659

>>8038652
They wouldn't like you if they existed, no matter what fanworks tell you.

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>>8038599
>>8038597
>Youmu
>Kill anything

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>>8038659
If they exist so does Gensokyo, in that case I just have to move to there and two things can happen.

1º I fail and die, but regarding the fact that I wanted to kill myself in the first place is has no importance.

2º I manage to adapt, in that case I have to change a lot and in that case I'd be a new person.

Worth trying imo, and I bet there's at least one that would like me.

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>>8038670
The things she cannot cute are next to none, after all

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>>8038674

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>>8038674
don't you mean
next to nyan?

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If I could contact a touhou I wouldn't want to die

>> No.8038685

Orin of course.

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Rin.

First of all, she'd be more than happy to do it. So, assuming I wanted to die, it'd be mutually beneficial.

Secondly, it means I'd come back as an evil spirit. That'd be pretty interesting I think.

>> No.8039116

Yakumo Yukari if she would be interested in helping.

But then I would ask for few things and portal instead of dying.

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>>8038679

>> No.8039138

Komachi. Or Shikieki.

>> No.8039139

I would go ask a touhou that would not want to kill me, that would actualy pity me for the wishes to kill myself and would not do as I'd tell her, so I would be able to follow her and make my life's objective as her killing me, something that would never come to be, giving my life a reason a friend to be around at the same time.

>> No.8039142

Flandre.

I'd want my guts to be put to good use as well.

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