Still thinking about trespassing?

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Anonymous Tue Oct 25 22:23:26 2011 No.8037273 [Reply] [Original]

Still thinking about trespassing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 22:25:25 2011 No.8037283 No China, I just wanted to talk to you about chinese tea.

>>	「ロリアキ」 Tue Oct 25 22:28:23 2011 No.8037303 I just wanted to play with the guard dog.., ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 22:28:55 2011 No.8037306 >>8037273 I though that was Cerberus raping my beloved sister JAOOO~N girl i shat sharp shards of glass

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 22:28:55 2011 No.8037305 Joke character.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 22:32:27 2011 No.8037328 File: 106 KB, 600x560, marisa5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Meanwhile in the library.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 22:32:27 2011 No.8037329 File: 195 KB, 1280x900, 3875d079efd03b05b362f36b45f54b9e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	「ロリアキ」 Tue Oct 25 22:33:27 2011 No.8037332 >>8037306 DON'T WANT TO UNSEE

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 22:35:27 2011 No.8037342 I've got nothing to lose if I was good enough to put her in a "must use super move" situation. I summon my stand and we duke it out . For one reason or another I have business in that mansion.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 22:38:58 2011 No.8037353 >>8037342 Your motivation is that you need to use the bathroom. How's the outcome looking now, I wonder?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 22:39:00 2011 No.8037358 File: 1.08 MB, 1053x1489, 1318967769944.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8037332 You will, i don't want anyone to rape my imouto JAOOO~N girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 22:40:56 2011 No.8037361 >>8037353 I'd just go shit in the woods.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 22:56:55 2011 No.8037423 >>8037361 I once shat in the woods and dried myself with leaves and pieces of bark. I think I got parasites in my stomach from that. I'd say you should take your chances with the Chinese girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 23:00:26 2011 No.8037431 >>8037361 Are you the pope?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 23:04:26 2011 No.8037455 I'll just say Reimu sent me, she has privileges so Meiling is bound to let me in, not like she's good with the whole invitation business like we've seen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 23:08:03 2011 No.8037473 File: 369 KB, 1000x1311, 34.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8037273 Yes. I'm thinking about trespassing in Meiling's womb with the head of my dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 23:12:29 2011 No.8037480 >>8037473 Medically inadvisable

HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Tue Oct 25 23:16:02 2011 No.8037494
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>>8037455

If you say Reimu sent you, she might mistake you for a miko. And, since she found out the hard way that Reimu is utterly inedible, she would possibly be most delighted at another shot at a delicious snack, since she is apparently allowed to eat miko.

>>8037473

1: Horton's headache, aka. "suicide headache", upper limit of human ability to experience pain.
2: Tie between childbirth and tarantula wasp sting.
3: The pain you are about to experience.

>>	「ロリアキ」 Tue Oct 25 23:18:30 2011 No.8037497 >>8037473 I imagine her cervix to be like a brick wall....

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Tue Oct 25 23:25:10 2011 No.8037521 File: 165 KB, 850x1201, chinanaruga.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8037497 Are you saying there are other parts of her that aren't?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 23:27:11 2011 No.8037527 >>8037521 Trained muscles are actually quite soft when relaxed.

HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Tue Oct 25 23:30:43 2011 No.8037536
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>>8037527

I'd say something about a gate guard never relaxing, but she should be since she's asleep.
And there are other soft parts on her anyway.

Manowar chorus in the left, power ballad solo in the right.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 23:34:14 2011 No.8037553 >>8037494 Did you not read? Reimu has special permission from Remilia herself to be able to enter at any time, Meiling engaging in combat would be disobeying her mistress.

HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Tue Oct 25 23:38:12 2011 No.8037562
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>>8037553

As said, Reimu is inedible.
Miko are however among the sorts of people that Meiling is specifically allowed to eat. Or at least so she says in her dialogue.

>>	「ロリアキ」 Tue Oct 25 23:38:12 2011 No.8037565 >>8037521 Are you saying her breasts aren't soft? HERESY

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 23:39:43 2011 No.8037570 >>8037494 >delicious snack Not, youkai can't eat humans anymore, unlike pre-EoSD.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 23:41:45 2011 No.8037580 >>8037562 Oh look, another one who confuses sarcasm with concrete sentences.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 23:42:05 2011 No.8037583 >>8037562 Wh-wh-wha Read >>8037553 again and this time try not to give up halfway through.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Tue Oct 25 23:42:51 2011 No.8037582 File: 181 KB, 400x995, chinanorthstar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8037565 Made from 100% courage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 23:45:13 2011 No.8037596 i'd trespass into china

HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Tue Oct 25 23:48:40 2011 No.8037604
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>>8037580

I'm not seeing the sarcasm in "they say shrine maidens are the sort of people you're allowed to eat".

>>8037583

Read >>8037455
. Same thing there.
You would still not be Reimu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 23:49:10 2011 No.8037608 >>8037604 ... ...Whatever you say, bub.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Tue Oct 25 23:51:13 2011 No.8037622 File: 174 KB, 550x700, chinasibilant.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8037608 I could very well be wrong, but I'm not seeing any other way it could be read.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 23:52:22 2011 No.8037623 >>8037604 She says it's ok to eat shrine maidens, so if you found Reimu on the street you could eat her too. It's not a Meiling-only thing. I wonder how Reimu tastes like. She probably won't have much meat on her, but eh, human flesh is human flesh.

Anonymous Tue Oct 25 23:54:11 2011 No.8037637

>>8037622
It's not ''any other way'' of reading, it's _sarcasm_, you know, like how Reimu killed Sakuya and Remilia and her talking casually about it.

Either way, youkai can't eat humans anymore since sometime before EoSD, naturally ZUN did not hint it since he only made it clear in PMiSS.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 23:54:43 2011 No.8037634 File: 194 KB, 906x664, 1308089044918.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How would one request an audience with the Lady of the mansion? Do you need a good reason or something? Do they throw parties?

HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Tue Oct 25 23:56:09 2011 No.8037641
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>>8037623

Ah. That could be it.
Never thought of it that way since it seems to be the usual state of affairs that youkai everywhere are out to consume miko anyway.

And perhaps miko all share some peculiar taste that make them attractive snacks, apart from the convenience of being natural enemies to demons and all?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 23:58:08 2011 No.8037645 >>8037562 Remilia made an order to let Reimu come and go as she likes, you're making her look extra-airheady not being able to correlate facts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 23:59:10 2011 No.8037648 File: 974 KB, 1748x2480, sanae.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >that youkai everywhere are out to consume miko anyway. They will be the ones consumed.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Tue Oct 25 23:59:38 2011 No.8037647 File: 151 KB, 720x792, sakuyameilingthermos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8037637 Not really seeing the sarcasm there either since, beyond any doubt, Sakuya was just fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 00:00:16 2011 No.8037649 >>8037647 ...Do you even know what sarcasm is?

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Wed Oct 26 00:05:17 2011 No.8037659 File: 111 KB, 850x981, chinamokou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8037649 Dry irony?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 00:05:46 2011 No.8037658 >>8037647 Jesus. They were sarcastically talking about how Reimu had killed Sakuya, when in fact spell card battles never goes even near death-potential.

Anonymous Wed Oct 26 00:08:20 2011 No.8037667

>>8037423
You should have known better than to use fucking leaves to wipe your ass.

I always keep a roll of teepee in my manbag.

That aside I see no reason for conflict with the gatekeeper at the mansion besides maybe once a decade or so when I see the decadence of a european style toilet necessary.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 00:11:46 2011 No.8037686 >>8037667 >manbag. oh god dont tell me you walk around with a fanny pack do you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 00:13:16 2011 No.8037692 >>8037686 backpack. fire stuff, toilet paper, machete, water purifying stuff, etc Never leave for fantasy realms without it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 00:16:50 2011 No.8037708 >>8037273 Eh, I'll just say I was invited, it worked last time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 00:18:48 2011 No.8037720 File: 173 KB, 600x800, 1261421728937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8037480 >>8037494 >>8037497 Well fuck you all, I'm gonna try anyways. Wish me luck.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Wed Oct 26 00:20:20 2011 No.8037732 File: 129 KB, 600x787, chinalonging.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8037720 Please report back. Science will benefit greatly from your experiences.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 00:22:15 2011 No.8037741 >>8037732 The way you like to fantasize it you know he's as good as dead.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Wed Oct 26 00:27:16 2011 No.8037758 File: 368 KB, 550x730, chinajoy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8037741 Oh, he'll be just fine. He's only about to experience the THIRD most painful experience possible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 00:32:20 2011 No.8037785 >>8037708 I remember that scene, I guess Marisa sneaking in isn't such a prowess at all.

>>	Necrobrotent Wed Oct 26 00:38:15 2011 No.8037807 >>8037785 Well it only has one gate and most of the characters can just fly over it.

>>	Saegrimr !SHIELDM.mE Wed Oct 26 11:41:38 2011 No.8039115 File: 188 KB, 806x1001, 1311503906029.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8037720 Bring me back something from the gift shop.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 11:55:40 2011 No.8039163 >>8037273 Of course I am, now Meiling will obviously drop better loot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 11:57:41 2011 No.8039171 中国

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 12:03:41 2011 No.8039189 File: 191 KB, 600x849, 1300665681173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Maybe I don't want to trespass. Maybe I just want to chill out with Meiling.

>>	Reimu Hakurei Wed Oct 26 12:20:13 2011 No.8039239 File: 91 KB, 637x700, Leon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yes, I would

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 12:23:15 2011 No.8039240 Isn't it guarded by some lame girl?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 12:38:14 2011 No.8039249 File: 45 KB, 500x500, 0ff4b56cd98975de2f46d00270437b52.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8037562 If china isn't allowed to eat humans, does that mean she isn't allowed to eat human body fluids either?

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>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 12:40:46 2011 No.8039254 File: 154 KB, 590x766, earendil_ancalagon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did someone say dragon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 13:27:16 2011 No.8039377 File: 1.58 MB, 1600x2275, KNIGHT DAVION.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8039254 >dragons

>>	Saegrimr !SHIELDM.mE Thu Oct 27 09:11:49 2011 No.8042821 File: 523 KB, 1600x1600, 1d72c91993bfa160e5b77e68b3344eff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8039189 >chill out with Meiling. Better get your winter clothes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 27 14:05:15 2011 No.8043856 File: 154 KB, 840x567, 1274166022254.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 27 14:13:46 2011 No.8043893 i want to be crushed between china's thighs, can this be arranged

>>	Saegrimr !SHIELDM.mE Thu Oct 27 14:31:50 2011 No.8043988 File: 238 KB, 1715x1249, 1274029310890.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8043856 "Please no anything but that ohh noo not the thiiighs." Completely monotone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 27 14:57:12 2011 No.8044060 File: 426 KB, 850x930, 55.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8037732 >>8037741 >>8037758 Reporting back. My penis wasn't long enough to hit her cervix. She laughed at me. I will never be the same again.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Thu Oct 27 15:09:47 2011 No.8044100 File: 144 KB, 850x655, chinacardanshaft.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8044060 That is a most impressive vagina.

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