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Anonymous Mon Oct 24 12:30:32 2011 No.8031887 [Reply] [Original]

I want to date and marry Princess Mako of Japan. How do I do this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 24 12:34:01 2011 No.8031903 She doesn't look very cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 24 12:35:00 2011 No.8031908 >>8031903 Maybe he just wants her status.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 24 12:36:31 2011 No.8031909 >>8031903 You don't either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 24 12:45:32 2011 No.8031939 >>8031887 Whatever happened to that anon who had this whole plan of meeting, seducing and marrying Princess Mako.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 24 12:45:32 2011 No.8031941 File: 31 KB, 276x179, kaikki_menee_päin_vittua.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8031909 You didn't have to go that far.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 24 12:47:32 2011 No.8031947 >>8031939 Silenced by the imperial guard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 24 12:53:01 2011 No.8031964 >>8031947 >Silenced by the imperial guard. So... permanently?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 24 12:57:32 2011 No.8031977 >>8031964 According to a reliable source their hacked him to death using katanas.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 24 12:58:03 2011 No.8031982 >>8031977 How many times were they folded over

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 24 13:00:31 2011 No.8031985 >>8031977 I thought he managed to confess to her but she turned himself and then he turned a blade on himself.

None !GoodGIr1f2 Mon Oct 24 13:00:31 2011 No.8031986
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>>8031887
1. Move to Japan.
2. Enter in Holy Grail war.
3. Realize that Princess Mako is also participating.
4. Tell her that you will protect her, because girls are obviously incapable of combat.
5. Recharge your servant's mana to make Mako jealous.
6. Ask her to go youkai hunting at the shopping mall.
7. Take her to a nice dinner afterwards.
8. Repeat 6 & 7 until the Scarlet Devil is defeated.
9. Give her a ring box.
10. Ask her if magic exists.
11. Watch her open it, then see spaghetti fall out and cover the floor.
12. Discover that spaghetti is her fetish.
13. Marry her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 24 13:01:32 2011 No.8031990 >>8031964 According to a reliable source they hacked him to death using their katanas.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 24 13:02:03 2011 No.8031998 >>8031990 I am prepared to believe this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 24 13:02:33 2011 No.8031995 >>8031909 Apologize to anon right now >>8031941 you bastard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 24 13:04:03 2011 No.8032007 >>8031990 Your original post: >8031977 According to a reliable source their hacked him to death using katanas. Now your mistake is forever on display for /jp/

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 24 13:07:33 2011 No.8032019 >>8032007 >Now your mistake is forever on display for /jp/ Without being needlessly cruel, everybody who posts on /jp/ has make several significant mistakes in their life. I don't see why one or two more grammatical ones matter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 24 13:09:05 2011 No.8032025 >>8032019 Whenever there's a fear-related thread on /jp/ at least three posters say their worst fear is making a mistake in a post on /jp/ and being made fun of.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 24 13:14:36 2011 No.8032038 File: 228 KB, 352x198, Children_of_Bodom.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8032019 >has make

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 24 13:18:07 2011 No.8032051 File: 102 KB, 300x225, Rin_Tohsaka_Wall_Slump_5525.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8032038 >Laughing Rin If you don't shut your whore mouth you know what's going to happen to you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 24 13:19:36 2011 No.8032054 File: 4 KB, 200x160, 1315525124779.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8031995 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 24 13:24:37 2011 No.8032070 >>8032051 Not sure, she's still smiling though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 24 13:31:07 2011 No.8032087 >>8032070 Thats because she has an ass-dagger firmly quenched beneath her butt cheeks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 24 13:44:41 2011 No.8032120 >>8032087 >quenched I believe you mean, "clenched." Quenched means something different. "Her thirst for anal penetration was quenched by the ass-dagger clenched between her butt cheeks."

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 24 13:45:40 2011 No.8032123 >>8032087 >>8032120 /jp/ is fun sometimes

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 24 13:47:10 2011 No.8032128 >>8032120 I enjoy how /jp/ is helpful and cordial about the oddest things while reacting to genuine questions with seething rage at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 24 13:48:41 2011 No.8032135 >>8032128 It's almost as if there are a number of disparate personalities all posting on the same image board.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 24 13:53:12 2011 No.8032145 >>8032135 We both know that it's just you and I, Anonymous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 24 13:54:12 2011 No.8032150 Kidnap her Take her to your underground lair Rape her till Stockholm's sets in

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 24 13:58:42 2011 No.8032169 >>8032145 Actually, I don't know if you even exist. I don't know if I actually exist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 24 14:00:41 2011 No.8032179 >>8032169 What is real and what is fake? I guess I've lost my second sight.

>>	nght_of !kNGhTSucXc Mon Oct 24 14:10:14 2011 No.8032209 File: 501 KB, 1507x2909, Mako.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Old good times :<

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 06:43:25 2011 No.8034835 File: 219 KB, 924x1040, 1319530598121.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 06:44:25 2011 No.8034837 >>8034835 Her mammaries must be the pride of Japan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 06:47:55 2011 No.8034840 File: 135 KB, 488x739, d5f72893d28c764b4f07348a55e02087.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8032209 Reminds me of this. Why is this image so erotic?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 06:49:26 2011 No.8034845 Either that's an unflattering picture, or she didn't age well.

>>	Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y Tue Oct 25 06:49:56 2011 No.8034844 So now that she's turned 20, will we get some AV's?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 06:53:26 2011 No.8034846 File: 50 KB, 720x540, 1319528081199.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 07:05:55 2011 No.8034860 >>8034835 Those are some pretty big tumors. Must be all that hime food.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 07:26:40 2011 No.8034891 >>8034845 >she didn't age well. This, hopefully her little sister will age better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 08:24:00 2011 No.8034972 >>8034835 3D PIG DELICIOUS

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