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Hey /jp/, one of my greatest dreams in life is to go live with a ronery single mature/older woman in Japan, not in a big city, perhaps in a smaller town or a village, I would help her do her daily chores, work on her house or farm, do various handyman duties and odd jobs, and of course, it ends in sex/marriage.

How would I go about this? (for the record - me: Eurofag in his late twenties, probably early thirties by the time I'll be able to do this / her: in her late fourties/early fifties at least) So I can't pull off the usual "college student living with a host family" schtick.

>> No.8031374
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8031374

Oh look its this thread again.jpg

>> No.8031394

Go to work at any eikaiwa school. Those are flooded with ronery housewives with money to burn from what I've heard.

>> No.8031405

>>8031394
>Eurofag
>eikawa

>> No.8031422

You can't get married to a Japanese woman, unless you already have citizenship.

>> No.8031430

>>8031368

Funny a thread like this is created. Trollan or not, I am actually living in the Japanese countryside myself. Trust me, it is BFE inaka about 1 hour away.

Your easiest bet is to get into an English teaching company of some kind. I got on with Interac (same job as JET, but pays less, and easier to get into). You have an extremely high chance of being put in the countryside, as that's where the demand is, and placements in the city are given to those who've worked here for a while.

If/when/how you get over here doing so, there seem to be a population of women who are ranged between 25-40's not married. Attractive or not, they exist.

>> No.8031435

Eve if you are fluent in English, it's hard to get an English teaching job in Asian countries without an English speaking nation's passport.

>> No.8031472

>>8031422
Lol what

>>8031368
Why don't you marry woman your age and wait for her to be old?

>> No.8031484

Just keep fapping to milf AV, there is no future in this path.

>> No.8031486

>>8031368
dat armpit hair

>> No.8031520

I wonder if 30+ Japanese women really don't shave their armpits, or is it just a porn trope? It would be silly to go through all the trouble of going there and hitting on classy ladies and shit to discover they're actually shaved.

>> No.8031523

>>8031405
As long as you're white, the Japanese will put undying trust in your English teaching abilities.

>> No.8031542

>>8031422
You are an idiot.

>> No.8031551

>>8031542
Name one guy who went to Japan, got married, and stayed on account of that, in the past 10 years.

>> No.8031673

>>8031368
Seriously guys dont do it.
Japan sucks.
Food is expensive unless you go for konbini bento everyday.
A single 1K apartment is fucking expensive.
The high school girls are all hideous looking, nothing like those you can see in chinese cartoons.
Walking to train station everyday unless you pay with your blood for an apartment near the train station.
Hate foreigners, you need this and that before you can apply for a bank account, phone and etc.
Pay with your blood to get a guarantor, insurance and all sorts of bullshit just to get an apartment.
Did I mention that all the girls are 3DPD?
Japan not so good.

>> No.8031679

>>8031368

OK OP, This is truly good intended advise.

-Learn Japanese (Japanesepod101.com works great for me)
-Interact with japanese (all kind of japanese, for practice): lang-8.com // mixy.com.
-lurk on the various japanese date sites (don't know anyone)
-???
-profit
-

>> No.8031693

>>8031679
it's mixi.jp

>> No.8031709

When I was studying abroad in Japan, my Japanese teacher was about 40 and poked fun at herself for never getting married. One time I said, "Marry me, sensei!" and that got a laugh out of the class and her.

I wasn't entirely joking, though, ;_;

>> No.8031713

>>8031709

What Anime is that from?

>> No.8031718

>>8031709
If only you were the protagonist in an eroge

>> No.8031729

>>8031709
She probably cried herself to sleep that night wishing you were serious.

>> No.8031752
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8031752

You will never be manhandled by an attractive older Japanese woman. You will never have her ride your condomless cock with slow grinds and say things like "Ara ara"

>> No.8031763

>>8031679
That download free starter pack sounds like a scam.

>> No.8031816

>>8031673
Why would you get a job commuting to work? How expensive are we talking? Can you convert it in calories/currency? ie. 1 calorie/.005 usd
How expensive? Can't imagine it to be much more than the ripoffs everywhere in new york city.
Foreigner hating and xenophobia is everywhere, dude. To be honest I would live in Japan just to get fast and cheap (no shipping) access to the latest figures, GKs, and vidya. It may sound rather silly but that's all I need to be happy. I don't really need the company of other people, though I'm able to get along with other people for the most part once I get my nervousness and stuttering under control. Anyway, how are taxes like in Japan? There's almost nothing good about the US and things only get worse for us.

>> No.8031952

Why would you want a woman with hairy armpits anyway?

>> No.8031958

Cougars > Christmas Cake

Both are good though, Christmas cake just comes off as a lot more depressing

>> No.8031965 [DELETED] 

>>8031816
You wouldnt have space to display your figures if you are in japan. You can get everything you want outside of japan and have more disposable income.
Working culture is also terrible compare to the lazy white man life of drinking and leaving office to have happy hours by 4.
In Japan, they expect you to go home after 9.
Just go to the any train station at about 9 and see people rushing and pushing their way in to the train cars to get home.
It is not about calories and money. It is the time loss spend on working and commuting and other stuff. I am not surprise why Japan has got one of the highest suicide rate in the world. They really lead such a shitty lead. Just enjoy being a NEET.

No other countries have such backwater stubborn redtape shit. No INKAN? Sorry no bank account for you. No alien card? Sorry come back later. No fixed phone number? Go home. No guarantor? Go home gaijins.

>> No.8031967

>>8031816
You wouldnt have space to display your figures if you are in japan. You can get everything you want outside of japan and have more disposable income.
Working culture is also terrible compare to the lazy white man life of drinking and leaving office to have happy hours by 4.
In Japan, they expect you to go home after 9.
Just go to the any train station at about 9 and see people rushing and pushing their way in to the train cars to get home.
It is not about calories and money. It is the time loss spend on working and commuting and other stuff. I am not surprise why Japan has got one of the highest suicide rate in the world. They really lead such a shitty life. Just enjoy being a NEET.

No other countries have such backwater stubborn redtape shit. No INKAN? Sorry no bank account for you. No alien card? Sorry come back later. No fixed phone number? Go home. No guarantor? Go home gaijins.

>> No.8031968

>>8031952
You've obviously never experienced the sensation of armpit hair brushing against your dick.

>> No.8031976

>highest suicide rate in the world

Citation needed.

>> No.8032012

>>8031976

>Citation needed.

It's well known that Japan has a disproportionately high suicide rate among first world nations.

>> No.8032017

>>8031976
One of the highest.

>> No.8032027

>>8031976
>>8032012
>>8032017
From Wikipedia, unbiased source of socio-political information.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_suicide_rate
Japan's up there, topped only by several shitty former soviet block countries and South Korea, which suffers many of the same societal problems.

>> No.8032076

>>8032027
Second highest rate on 2010

>> No.8032096

Post a DL link OP.

>> No.8032963

>>8031968
Can't say I have, is it really that good?

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