/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[The Buttranger No.]

Dicks general thread

-Talk about dicks
-Rub dicks
-Female to male transsexuals welcome
-Discuss glory holes

[Anonymous No.]

>We'll look into adding a /gay/ board if there's enough demand

[Anonymous No.]

Please fuck off to /soc/ or /fit/.

[The Buttranger No.]

>>8028258
>implying /jp/ isn't /gay/

[Anonymous No.]

What would a /jp/'ers dick smell like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8028266
>implying those aren't shitposters who need to go back to /soc/

[Anonymous No.]

>>8028258
Who are you quoting?

[The Buttranger No.]

>>8028275
>implying you aren't a newfag
>implying you don't need to go back to /v/
>mfw this newfag is trying to act like a true /jp/er

[Anonymous No.]

who da fuk r u tryin 2 holla at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8028286
>implying you aren't the newfag shitposter

[The Buttranger No.]

>>8028286
You'll never be the true Buttranger. You're too frustrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8028274

[Anonymous No.]

Burn in Hell, queers. New topic: how many of you would just love to get behind a solid hemi v8 and roll around smashing over every faggot in the street like fuckin Carmaggedon?

[The Buttranger No.]

>>8028294
get the fuck out fake-kun
>>8028292
>implying I'm not going to report you like the fucking shitposter you are

[Anonymous No.]

Posting in an epic buttranger thread.

[The Buttranger No.]

>>8028299
Following the rules is too hard, huh? ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>8028266
>>8028275
>>8028286
>>8028292

[Anonymous No.]

That feel when you want to suck a dick but you're too socially retarded to find someone willing

[Anonymous No.]

>>8028298

>Hell

How do you burn in a fictional place?

[The Buttranger No.]

>>8028303
reported for impersonating me

[The Buttranger No.]

>2011
>not sucking cocks
ISHYGDDT
>mfw you guys don't do this

[Anonymous No.]

i hope you get cancer
bitch

[The Buttranger No.]

>That feel when no bf
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

They're not kidding when they say 4chan is in collusion with the gay mafia in an attempt to turn you gay. Friday I was crossdessing at an event for queer/trans/crossdressers at an S&M club. This guy came over to me and asked me if I was looking for someone to play with. Nervous and uhsure if he knew what I really am, I turned him down.

A few hours later, I see him again and he waves me over. Again he's asking me if I'm looking for a playmate, telling me I dressed nicely, etc., etc. I let him know I'm not really comfortable since I'm new to the scene and whatnot. He says a bunch of things that are supposed to comfort me and begins to fondle my ass. At this point, I figure I have to tell him I'm a dude. He says he likes that.....

Now he begins asking much more sexual questions and massaging my penis under my skirt. He was damn good at it too. He asked if I would suck his dick. In a moment of gender confusion and dopamine induced haziness, I agreed.

He left for the restroom and I followed a few minutes later. There in the stall, he asked to watch me masturbate, to which he started masturbating. A few minutes later, he finiahed up while I hadn't quite mamaged. He told me he'd wait outside.

Soon as he left, I just started cursing myself out for my idiocy. I was in there, wallowing in self-loathing for a while and thankfully he was gone by the time I left. Christ, I swear I fapped to a doujin with mostly the same plot, but a very different ending.

[The Buttranger No.]

>>8028404
needs more greentext

[Anonymous No.]

>>8028404
So you didn't even get to suck his cock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8048247
I'd be even more upset with myself if I did. The asshole never even asked my name or anything. He was just looking to het off. If he had handled the situation smewhat differently, I don't know how that night would have ended.....

[Anonymous No.]

Listen faggot do everyone a favor and fuck off to /y/

[Anonymous No.]

>>8028378
But he already is cancer!
ba-dum tiss

[The Buttranger No.]

saving this thread from the buttranged sagefags