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8027938 No.8027938 [Reply] [Original]

This lanky subhuman fucking alien walked by me today. She said something in her unintelligible alien-beeps. I lost it and called her what she was, a worthless maid. told that fucker. I hate aliens so god damn much.

>> No.8027943

I always wanted to make one of those about Feddies and Zekes concerning UC gundam bu my MSpaint skill is awful...

>> No.8027944
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>>8027938

Well... some theories point to her not actually being a living being at all, but rather a cleverly disguised remote controlled exploratory probe.
Do you have a backup plan for when her operators come by and drop off alien bioweapons at your place? Say, the horrors of a maid to counter the horrors of another maid?

>> No.8027955
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Or perhaps you have already prepared a cure, or maybe even a vaccine, and are thus free to sit in the comfort of your home and enjoy a mutually beneficial cultural exchange through bioweapons.

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Treat maids with respect.

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>>8027963

... lest maids will not respect you. You don't want that to happen. Maids are sort of like border collies in that respect.

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That's cool, OP, but don't go insulting alien babes.

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