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Suit Saber > Lily Saber > Regular Saber > Alter Saber

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>> No.8024707

Looks like a man. Are you a fucking faggot?

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Nero is the best Saber. Stop living in the past.

>> No.8024746

Alter Saber > Lily Saber > rest of the Sabers

This is the true order.

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>>8024724
What about her?

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>>8024724

>> No.8024757

>>8024753
>Old and Busted

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>>8024757

>> No.8025011

so Kiritsugu wanted Tokiomi to buttfuck him so bad he dressed Saber up as a man so he could haa haa over her secretly?

>> No.8025075

"Art thou my master?"
"Dayummm girl, ain't seen many like you round Compton. That's some nice hair and shit, that a weave?"
"Zounds, thou art a Nubian! How came you from the dark continent?"
"Say what? Look atchoo, talkin' all like Shakeanbake and shit. That's coo', that's coo'. I hear that."
"This land be twixt foul and fair, who buildeth towers to peak through the blanket of clouds, yet the streets below Nubians unyolk'd runneth over."
"Aiiight, aiiight, I can tell you ain't from round here. You want me to show you round or somfin'? Me an my boys –"
"I'll away to find my master, only heeding his say shalt mine confusion repurpose."
"Aiyo, you leavin' already? Come on baby, come here ..."
"Hold! Hold! Fly from here, your bound's o'erstepped. Your eyes shall see not my keen blade afore it calls you to account."
"What is that, a sword? Aw come on baby, put it down fore you hurt choself ..."
"Fie! Away!"
"I ain't gon' do nothing you don't want me to ... let's get all this armor offa you, shorty."
"I bid you stay thine huge lips ..."
"Don't choo like this? I think you like this ..."
"Forsooth ..."
"Aww yeahhh ..."
"HARK! What pain through yonder hymen breaks?"
"Damn, you tight as hay-ell, bitch! This some tight-ass pussy!"
"OUT, DAMNED COCK; OUT, I SAY!"
"Uh! Yeah! Yeah! Ugh!"
"O, thine lance be long ..."
"Uh! Uh! Uh!
"O Nubian! Nubian!"
"YOU LIKE THIS? YOU LIKE THIS? GRAGGHHHH"
"PUMP ME FULL O' THE MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS"
"DAYYYYYYYYYUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

exeunt

>> No.8025084

>>8025075
>"PUMP ME FULL O' THE MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS"

I like how this is a reference to Macbeth.

>> No.8025091

>>8025075
>"HARK! What pain through yonder hymen breaks?"

why

>> No.8025092

>>8025075
>unyolk'd
This never ceases to bother me.

>> No.8025116

>>8025084
There's quite a few Macbeth references and Saber's not even Scottish.

>> No.8025120

>>8025116
Also, King Arthur predates Shakespeare by about a millennium.

>> No.8025133

2011 and you still like Saber?

>> No.8025154

>>8025075
>exeunt

How? You can't just walk off the stage after having had sex.

>> No.8025171

>>8025133
Saber will always be the perfect woman.

>> No.8026626

>>8025133
2011 and thinking that waifus aren't forever?

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Arturia, Maiden of Avalon > every woman in or out of existence

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>>8024699
Going to agree

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I want Saber in a suit to invite me out for dinner and dance, also i have to wear the dress.

And later she takes me home and makes love to me like a manbeast, turning me into her personal slut.

Saber-san i..

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>>8026740

Arturia has absolutely no interest in sex or relationships until Shirou is all "You're a girl and the plot demands I cum inside you!".

>> No.8026764

>>8026740
SPOILER: IT'S SHOUNEN SABER.
HE'S GOING TO EXCALIBUR THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLE

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Original Saber > *

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>>8025116
>>8025120
They weren't even speaking anything remotely English-sounding during that period, either.

>> No.8026780 [DELETED] 

>>8026776
Yes, but that can be excused by "it's a translation".

>> No.8026782 [DELETED] 

>>8026717
>>8024699
Fuck yes. OP i love you.

Any girl looks great like this!

>> No.8026785 [DELETED] 

Girls in suits is my fetish

>> No.8026784 [DELETED] 

>>8026782
>Any girl looks butch like this!

Yep.

>> No.8026793 [DELETED] 

>>8026785
Good to know others have similar fetishes as me.

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>>8026766
Became irrelevant so no.

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>>8026785
What about suits with skirts? I can't stand girls wearing pants.

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>> No.8027851 [DELETED] 

I must say suits are also my thing

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>>8027844
She is so manly~
..I..I would gladly be the sheath to her sword if you know what i mean.

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Top tier Sabers.

And Nero is a slut.

>> No.8028057 [DELETED] 

>>8024707

Are you trying to suggest our king is a woman?

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Back in my day, when I was young and naive, I did not understand that it is the fate of every franchise to eventually become Tenchi Muyo.
But I am so much wiser now, and so much unhappier for it.

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>>8024724
Best saber, at least she looks like she has a personalty.

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Then again, Tenchi Muyo too had redeeming values.

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lily too pretty

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>>8028101

Wouldn't mind seeing her a bit more scarred and scrubbed, though.

Alternately, perhaps if she would ever open her mouth widely, revealing eight or more gold teeth.

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